NOVEL WEB Chapter 5
2. I’m not going to draw – 01
「Erantia Saga」.
A classic game that has now become obsolete and is being criticized for being played by only the old-timers who can’t adapt to the new game. It’s been 10 years since its release.
However, to turn this statement upside down, there are still some fans who have not forgotten the nostalgia even though it has been 10 years since the game was released, and they must have mass-produced dead figures like me digging into every nook and cranny of the game. I’d say it’s a game with some charm.
Then, when 「Erantia Saga」 Was released 10 years ago, what factors captured the hearts of countless gamers around the world?
A decent story? A minor character? Feeling of hitting? A vast geographical feature that makes you feel as if you are traveling in another world?
Unfortunately, not all. As someone who has been playing “Erantia Saga” For more than 10 years, I am an old person among old people.
The reason why this game was so successful was that it was an idiot game made by a team of idiots.
I would like to define the game 「Erantia Saga」 As a game like a comprehensive gift set.
It doesn’t mean that there are many things to enjoy in the game, but it means that the creators didn’t care about the game quality or the balance. .
What does this mean? There are really many things that can be done in “Erantia Saga”. No, it’s even faster to find something you can’t do in the game.
It is a basic option to lead a cute fantasy life of defeating monsters using swords or magic, and siege warfare, area control, PK, etc. That K-games love so much are of course possible, and if you don’t like barbaric acts like combat, something It is also possible to engage in productive behavior.
For example, ‘Personal Technology’ that creates a car engine by combining the materials that exist in 「Erantia Saga」 Well and then establishes a ‘large country car company’ or directly produces potions and supplies them to shops in each city. It was also possible to found a pharmaceutical company.
There was even a lunatic who ran Ponzi schemes against NPCs using the skill “Negotiation” And the characteristic “Sly Words”, So I wonder if further explanation is needed.
It is estimated that there are over 10,000 types of skills and characteristics embodied in 「Erantia Saga」, No matter how small it is. The reason for speculation is that there are users who post on the community that they have discovered new skills or characteristics even after 10 years have passed since the game was released.
If you put it this way, people may think of 「Erantia Saga」 As a god game with extreme freedom, but in reality, this game is an idiot game created by hipsters suffering from extreme Hongdae disease. I just want to make it clear here.
Wouldn’t it be even more strange if a game made by crazy people who stuffs the main story and even the true ending of the game as an easter egg so that no one can find out, even if everything else goes well?
‘Honestly, if only a pretty girl with big f*cking eyes had been put in the banner, the f*ckers wouldn’t have bought the game.’
Somehow, my words strayed a bit, but whatever it is, what I want to say right now is simple.
In 「Erantia Saga」, There are many skills and characteristics. Not just a lot, but a lot.
There are also an enormous number of fraudulent skills and characteristics in proportion to that. Skills and characteristics that contain the possibility of turning a weak and talentless Chinta into a superhuman in the future also exist, although they are extremely rare.
And the [Beginner’s Growth Package] Is a privilege that allows me to ‘pick’ and acquire one of those traits or skills at will.
Even if you say this far, you can easily guess what the value of the 「Beginner’s Growth Package」 Is.
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「Beginner Growth Package」
– Effect: Preference for strangers who have just set foot in this world. It is possible to acquire the trait or skill you want only once.
+ However, you cannot acquire attributes or skills that exceed your own talents.
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In fact, I tried to use it at the right moment after watching the situation for a little longer, but I decided to boldly use it now because I didn’t have much time left.
[Open the beginner’s growth package.]
At the same time, a list of all kinds of skills and characteristics began to appear in front of my eyes.
[Available skill list]
「Heavenly Demon God (EX)」
「Inheritance of All Things (SSS+)」
「Rain God Dance (SS++)」
「Sorrenade (SS+)」
「United Sun God (S+++)」
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[Achievable Attribute List]
「Cheonmujiche (EX)」
「Those who are loved by spirits (SSS+)」
「Cheonma (SS-)」
「Truth Accessor (S++)」
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..
“Woah, the Heavenly Demon God?”
Looking at the skill at the top of the list, I opened my mouth. Just in case, I rubbed my eyes to see if I was reading something wrong, but luckily I wasn’t reading the text wrong.
Cheongma Hapshin (天魔合神).
In terms of its power alone, among the many skills that exist in 「Erantia Saga」, It is one of the dog-cheating skills that can be confidently placed within three fingers.
This is a famous skill possessed by the lord of the heavenly tower, the lord of the sky. It is a balance collapse that transforms the caster into a half-deviated absolute from the laws of the material world by mechanizing and fusing energy and magic. It’s a class skill.
‘Didn’t the heavenly princess, who activated the Heavenly Demon God of Heaven, make Neboani the equivalent of one archmage, two masters, and an army of 20,000?’
Even the player can’t ‘never’ beat the normal Celestial Spirit, so he had to fight after sealing the Heavenly Demon God in some way, so you can roughly guess how vicious this skill is.
‘First of all, the fact that the name Heavenly Demon is included in the skill name is f*cking strong.’
Recently, Cheonma is a chef, a conglomerate, a bakery, and not enough of that, a girl group. There are aspects that are approaching us in a friendly way through image marketing, but Gao is still a name that remains in the world of martial arts. That much can never be denied.
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Whether it’s left or right, if I can learn the Cheonma Hapshin, from that moment on, the hardships end and payoen begins.
You don’t even have to worry about whether you’ll be able to survive until three years later. No, on the contrary, it is quite possible to educate all the idiots who will come across me!
I thought I was going to go around like an asshole for the next 3 years, but in reality, I feel like I’ve become Suzuki Satoru, who became a fraudulent character in a game overnight.
“… Ah, is that so If I choose this, I will become the [Absolute person].”
The moment I flicked my finger to choose 「Heavenly Demon God」, Thinking that I would become a f*cking strong munchkin, all of a sudden, all the humans in the world seemed very insignificant and began to feel like garbage.
‘With this, I don’t have to worry about holding a sword, saying I’ll start training tomorrow morning.’
You shouldn’t expect ‘more than this’. You shouldn’t train on strong subjects. Because for the strong to train is a very despicable thing.
‘Where did the lion train? ?’
I quietly opened my mouth as I finished my calculations that roughly around noon tomorrow, I would be able to conquer the empire and have lunch in the middle of the imperial palace.
“Hey, let me choose. My choice is none other than 「Heavenly Demon God」.”
[It is impossible to undo a skill once selected. Do you really want to choose?]
“Oh, you really are going to make a choice, so do it quickly.”
[You have selected 「Heavenly Demon God (EX)」.
[Applying skill to user’s body. Please wait a moment….]
It was like updating an old computer with the latest operating system.
“Hmm, are you making me feel the unfamiliar feeling of “Waiting”?”
I secretly clicked my tongue at the status window, but at the same time decided to forgive him for his rudeness.
“Well, this isn’t a bad thing either. The last act of chewing on “Normality” Before becoming an absolute….”
An hour passed just like that.
Nothing happened to me.
“… Does it take a long time to patch because it’s an EX-class skill? Yes, I understand.”
And then another 2 hours passed and still nothing happened.
“…..”
[Applying skill to user’s body. Please wait a moment….]
Come to think of it, the status window had been showing the same message over and over again, just like a monitor with a blue screen.
My back is stiff. At this point, it was so easy for me to sense that something had gone awry.
“… Oh, please wouldn’t it? Right? Maybe not? Right? Is it just a joke? Yes?”
Unfortunately, however, a sad hunch is never wrong.
[Applying skill to user’s body. Please wait a moment….]
[Applying skill to user’s body. Please wait a moment….]
[Applying skills to the user’s body? Middle? Wait?]
[Special ■, ■■?■&■■■ Is ■■ Red ■? ■■Ha■ ■@#■!]
[For unknown reasons, application of the skill, Heavenly Demon God (EX) has failed!]
[Your use of the Beginner Growth Package has been denied.]
[A fatal error has been detected. From now on, it will be impossible to select skills or characteristics that exceed the limits of the player’s talent.]
[In the list of selectable skills, 「Heavenly Demon God (EX)」 Becomes ‘unselectable’!]
[[In the list of selectable skills, 「All Things (SSS+)」 Becomes ‘unselectable’!]
[In the list of selectable skills, 「Thunder God Dance (SS++)」 Becomes ‘unselectable’!]
[In the list of selectable skills, the status of 「Sorrenade (SS+)」 Is ‘unselectable’… ]
……
“… Oh, you son of a b*tch.”