Became the Son-in-Law of the Traitorous Family

6. The gate didn’t open in the first month of marriage – 06

– Are you a real asshole?

The next day, when I asked the Thunder Emperor for advice about what had happened yesterday, that bastard’s ghost casually threw it at me, and that was it.

– You really are an idiot who can’t match your face. You bastard, if you’re going to use that face like that, why don’t you just give it to me? Really, just listening to what you say makes me feel so stuffy. Master Lee can’t even imagine what a woman named Grand Duchess must have been like!

“Ah, again. Why the f*ck?”

When I asked for a consultation, I sighed when I saw the concussion that suddenly caused me to have seizures. Well, even though I, who asked for advice from a man who looked like a hairless chimpanzee, not a person, was an asshole.

– Anyway, the Grand Duchess is also amazing. Outwardly, she stands above everyone and leads them, and a woman who always shows her strong side is weak in front of you. On that subject, I practiced holding hands with you saying ‘I want to be close’.

When the emperor said that with an expression of admiration, I put on a puzzled expression.

“What the hell is that about? Isn’t it just that there’s a difference between how you treat other people and how you treat me?”

Isn’t everyone behaving like that, not just the Grand Duchess? It’s as if the attitude you treat in front of other people who are not very close to you and the attitude you treat people close to you are of course different.

– Bastard. Don’t you think I’m talking about such a principle right now? Well, if you could understand what I’m talking about, you wouldn’t have ended up bumping into a woman called the Grand Duchess yesterday. She was on that side, she mustered up the courage, but you really did play around with her as a child. Hey, let’s not talk

“…No, then what’s so manly and wonderful about crossing the line with a woman who knows nothing about that side?”

Who really thinks he left the room after playing house because he didn’t know how to do anything? In other words, I, in my own way, exercised superhuman patience and put the desire in my heart to rest.

– No, in my view, you’re just an idiot. Looking at it now, it seems that he was not only talented in swordsmanship, but also not talented in reading women’s hearts. I should have taught a bastard like you to learn Gyuhwabojeon.

“Conservation of Silica? What else is that?”

– Yes. Even if an untalented bastard like you masters it, you can make significant progress, but instead, it’s the kind of martial arts that makes you dry and fall off at the end.

The Emperor looked between my crotch with a sly gaze, and then burst into laughter.

– Since you’re procrastinating, you won’t get a chance to use it anyway, so why don’t you just take this opportunity to learn how to use it? The level of martial arts like your body will also progress rapidly, and the clumsy thing will fall off, so your body will become lighter, so isn’t it really killing two birds with one stone? Kya! It’s a sudden idea, but it sounds like a killer idea!

“Don’t give a damn. I have absolutely no intention of learning such evil martial arts.”

To be honest, I’ve imagined a few times that I woke up one day and found myself transformed into a sickly beautiful girl with silver hair and red eyes. I think it is not.

– A bastard who has become a boy and can’t read a woman’s heart properly. To put it all together after hearing all the stories you told me, the woman you call the Grand Duchess is a woman who is extremely undeserved of you. To be precise, should I say that she is out of class with a bastard like you?

“Is it because of the difference in status between the Grand Duchess and me?”

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Could it be that this brain-dead man was also a dirty statist who took it for granted to discriminate against people based on their status?

‘Ah, it can’t be helped. Because “Democracy” Does not yet exist in this uncivilized world… ‘

You probably won’t know. A “Democratic” World in which the people elect their own leaders through voting, and anyone can rise above the limits of their social status if they make an effort.

‘Well, that’s also the inhabitants who have lived in an uncivilized fantasy world, and that’s probably the limit of being stuck here for 500 years… ‘

Prometheus must have felt like this when he had to spread fire to uncivilized primitive people.

As I let out a low sigh, the Thunder Emperor opened his mouth to me with a genuinely bewildered expression.

– What bullsh*t is that? Why the hell is the word status discrimination coming out of your mouth? I heard you married the grand duchess anyway and became the grand duke? So, isn’t it the same as there is no difference in status between each other?

“Uh… What is it? I am a person in a position that cannot be called a grand duke, perhaps because I was given a title that was just a pattern.”

– Now that I live, status is of no use in life. Back in the old days, when I was famous, in front of this Sabu-nim, both the imperial family and the commoners could not even raise their heads in front of me?

As can be commonly found in Tapgol Park, the story of the past when he was popular comes out, and he excitedly makes gestures and makes noise.

– Those bastards who were talking about the royal family, dukes, and whatnot in front of me, Ma! If you beat them until they fall behind, the bristles that used to be stiff will become flexible. It’s so much fun to see a colt with its front paws snapped like a young fly before it dies while doing a show to save it…

I listened in one ear to the fervent speech of the brainchild in a pleasant voice and moderately passed it through the other.

Even if you only go to the Yagada board right now, where are the people who didn’t do well in the past out of the crowds gathered there?

‘In the past, I was really, really good. Originally, I wasn’t supposed to be in a place like this.’

‘I was also called the boss when I was young, man. Earning hundreds of millions of won a day was not a job, if it hadn’t been for the IMF and Lehman crisis… !’

‘Hey, Mr. Kim. Now stop shutting your mouth and eat something.’

– Anyway, disciple, it’s not because of your status, but as a man, do you have a sense of treating women’s hearts? It’s so f*cking lacking. In fact, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is hopeless.

The Emperor clicks his tongue and shakes his head as if he were a sage spreading the truth.

– In other words, if you put it all together, it means that you weren’t just a poor kid with no talent for swordsmanship, but a poor kid who lacked empathy. Some kind of dual attribute? Should I say it’s a special Chinta with dual attributes? hehehe, Sabu-nim is very envious of you who was born with a rare attribute!

I don’t know anything else, but that human… No, it seems certain that I, who tried to consult with that ghost, was an asshole. Where the hell am I supposed to use the information that I was actually born with bloodline limitations?

– So, you have no choice but to keep working hard. Should I say that your only strong point is that you do it well without any fuss, if it is what Sabu-nim tells you to do?

“… Is that a compliment?”

– Well, it’s a compliment. There are so many idiots in the world who don’t even know how to use what they have perfectly. Compared to those idiots, you’re pretty decent.

Because you were born with it in the first place, you’re a foolish bastard.

– Even now. You’re not stopping swinging your sword even while you’re talking to me like this, are you? Even if it doesn’t seem to work very well now, that kind of persistence will be your biggest strength later.

That’s because if I stopped swinging my sword, that ghost would swing a fist that resembled a potato and try to insert it into my body.

Of course, the brainchild did not have a real body, but it was implemented in this space as a translucent mental body, so it was a body that could not perform physical events at all. Thing… To be honest, it was a sensation that could not be described as very pleasant.

So don’t put your finger in my heart.

– And it’s a fact that I’ve already emphasized over a hundred times, but you are terribly lacking in the basics. No matter how great swordsmanship is learned, it is the human body that implements it into reality. In order to use that body properly, the foundation is the most important law.

“Obviously, except for the fact that I don’t have time to leisurely grind the basics.”

As I grumbled like that in a small voice, the brain emperor crumpled his expression. Even though the nobleman, who looks like a half-distorted Hahoe mask, even wears an expression on his face, it really becomes a face that I can’t open my eyes and look at.

– This foolish bastard… Since you keep spitting out death noises like that, this Sabu-nim taught you a special trick!

To be able to show condescension this far with only one thing I was told. If I had taught him two or three tricks, I could have stolen a few of my organs by now.

– In the first place, using the five skills at the current level is itself dangerous. So stop whining. For an unmanned person, using technology that exceeds their level is nothing but suicidal.

– At least, the island of thunder taught me that it is a skill that is compatible with you. If you use it recklessly because it’s weak, your body will become a rag first, right?

The Emperor looked at me, clicked his tongue, and continued to speak.

– Moreover, the brain island I taught you is a skill that focuses on qi, not karma, so that aspect stands out. To be more precise, it would be appropriate to say that the karma you had to accumulate was replaced with qi.

“Up? What else do you mean by that?”

– Ahhh, after trying to make a disciple who doesn’t even know the basics of martial arts, I ended up becoming a person who has to tease my mouth a lot.

Those who grumbled like that once, now look at me with a serious expression and open their mouth.

– The word karma refers to the life itself that a soldier has built up until now. If I had to explain it according to your level, should I say that it is similar to training the basic skills that you have honed and polished to the limit?

– It is impossible for the other party to see through the skill based on karma. Supari (守破離). This is because technology that has reached the pinnacle of karma has taken the non-existent Dharma as its own Dharma. That’s why it’s intangible, and it’s infinitely difficult to block such technologies.

– Crucially, you are currently in a state where you have mastered the 「Uncut Sword」. And in that “Sword that can’t cut anything”, Numerous sword techniques have been integrated. In other words, it means that the ten thousand dharmas have returned to one (歸一) state. If so, have you ever thought about where that one goes?

“…..”

To be honest, I can’t understand a single thing that man is talking about to me right now. If I knew it would be like this, I would have read martial arts magazines instead of studying Spanish.

– If all laws return to one, doesn’t that mean that all laws can be derived from one as well? That is the essence of the brain island technology. However, since it is difficult to implement the universal law with one sword at your level now, the recoil will put a load on your body. So if you don’t want to be an idiot, Master Lee gave you valuable advice not to use the brain island more than once.

“… So, to sum it up, the master just told me about my flawed technique in a condescending manner. What are you talking about?”

– … Did this asshole put a dick in her real ear? Why does the conclusion come out like that?

The Emperor looks at me in a puzzled way. Well, I think this is enough to summarize in 3 lines, but are there any complaints?

– Although the power of Brain Island is strong, I said that because it is a technique to stab the opponent’s surprise! So, you should never abuse it, and if the brain island doesn’t work, just run away. Well, it is unlikely that the second islet will work on an opponent who does not have the first islet.

In the first place, with the current amount of magic power, it would be impossible to use the Island of Thunder more than twice a day, but the Thunder Emperor grinned.

“Then, this is just a question assuming a what-if situation, but what will happen to me if I use the third islet?”

– The third inlet is a horn. The third would be impossible to even activate in the first place? What… It won’t be terribly impossible if you use all your remaining strength, but I’d advise you not to use it if you can.

“… Why.”

At my question, the brainchild suddenly shuts its mouth. And he looks at me with a serious attitude, as if his mischievous attitude was just a joke.

– Die. Must.