Beautiful Natural Disasters

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What does she mean by this?

In the respect of my wife, I can’t check her memory, so I have to guess.

Suddenly I am not used to…

I am accustomed to intrusiveism. Suddenly I have to guess whether a person’s mind is still a woman’s mind. This…

It is hell-level difficulty.

What did she mean by what she said?

The house is too small?

It means that three people can’t live, and she doesn’t welcome it. But why did she agree?

“Husband, where is Gilvig her?”

What does she mean by this?

Athos, it makes people scratch their heads. Will I grow my hair if I waste my brain?

“What Gilwig?” I began to pretend to be confused. I am very good at this. I have been fighting with elementary and middle school students for many years. I am so proficient.

“High Priest Gilvig, have you forgotten her? She still asked her to be married. She is going to class today, and you will see her tonight. How do you arrange her? This house is really too I’m young, husband, shall we go to the temple, shall we?”

“My mind is not very good, and I forget things easily.”

“Then why didn’t you forget your ex-wife? How did she… die?”

How do I know this? “I haven’t seen her in a few years, and she is gone…”

I think I might have been blown up by that atom bomb, or else I am such a shrewd **** who would forget such a beautiful person as Xiuhui?

“Did you leave your wife at home like this time, don’t you?”

Yeah, is that right?

Is it like this, I flicked my sleeves, went happily by myself, and then accidentally forgot my wife?

Damn it?

Is she revealing my old bottom? What do you mean?

Suddenly there was a loud noise outside, as if calling me.

“There are children calling me outside. There must be something urgent. I will come as soon as I go.”

“I’ll go with you.”

Athos, she can’t take off her arms!

The old man is so old, you still want to occupy me? Is she mentally abnormal?

“Freya, look, I’m so old, you’re still young, or else, you find a great guy, I’ll be the master, and you…”

“Bah! How old are you? Are you only over a hundred years old? I’m over two thousand years old. Are you despising me? I don’t care about Gilvig.”

“But I might be dying soon. You see, I have a good coffin in this room. I have always prepared it for myself. You see, my funeral goods are already prepared…”

I led her to the morgue I prepared for the future, opened the cover of my high-end coffin made of real Nanmu, and asked her to enjoy the funeral items after my death.

“Puff!”

Freya suddenly smiled like a flower, and I followed her eyes and looked at my opened coffin board.

Huh?

Where are the old things I originally placed here?

Damn it? What are these things?

Where did these briefs come from?

This is the hood!

These are slippers, pink, where did they come from?

And Princess Huahua magazine! ! Hey, I haven’t watched this issue yet, who is so considerate?

Oh no! Which Asuo did this?

“These lawless Athos! Who did it! Get out of here for the old man!”

I gave the whole town an order to let the pranksters come to me on their own initiative.

Then, after a short while, Annie ran over!

Unexpectedly, this little troublemaker again! Lawless little Aso!

“Father, can you give me a summoning card? Okay ”

Do you still want benefits for trick or treat? Want to be beautiful.

“Hey!”

“Annie! Did you come to Dad’s house again to do bad things?! Huh?”

“Wow, it hurts! Daddy, I didn’t! I didn’t do it!”

“Not yet? You did it!”

“Father, you wronged me, I didn’t wow, we are innocent. Mother Freya save me…”

When I was about to smash her, Freya held her hand, “Husband, please let her go, look at her poor, little naughty.”

“Is this naughty? This is to make me feel uneasy after death. The things he put on me can almost make my blood flow back and come back to life.”

“You are too early to die, don’t always think like this. Also, don’t always treat people like you are old-fashioned. You should be younger. If it becomes a habit, I can’t change it. I don’t want to. Faced with you like this for thousands of years.”

“You said I can live for thousands of years? But I’m dying obviously? I see that my life span is only thirty or forty years left.”

“That’s what you feel. I obviously feel that your vitality is endless. Otherwise, do you think I will marry an old man who is dying?”

“It’s true that life is endless, but life is not just a matter of life. My soul has only a few decades of life.”

“Soul? Are you talking about the spirit body?”

“Uh, it seems to be the same thing.”

“As long as the spirit body does not leave the body, it will not die. You have such a strong vitality. As long as the spirit body does not separate and is broken up with magic, you will not die.”

“Do you have research on this?”

“I only know about this. This Gilvig is very proficient. You can ask her when you are resting at night.”

It’s about my life span, so I will ask her tonight.

But why does she say when she is resting at night?

“Father, give me a summoning card OK ”

“Fuck off! If you want a card, you have to work hard.”

“But it’s so hard to work hard now. They are all desperate. If I sleep less, I won’t be pretty.”

“The young and strong don’t work hard, and the old people are sad. If you don’t work hard, I’m sad, dad. Are you willing to be sad for dad?”

“Occasionally willing.”

“Aso!”

“Don’t! My mother, help!”

Freya blocked me again.

Annie’s triumphant little eyes, she thinks she has found a backer?

I was so angry that the old man shot her with Cang Lei on the spot, and I felt relieved to see the explosion of her hair upside down.

This is a divine punishment, do you think the calamity of cultivating immortals is so easy to survive?

Asking Annie to pack things that shouldn’t be in the coffin and drove her away, the room suddenly became quiet again.

Is she brewing something?

Old husband and young wife…

No, old wife and young husband…

Not right…

She is obviously still so young and attractive.

Suddenly facing this kind of life, the old man was unprepared at all.

I glanced at the coffin in the hut again, and didn’t know what it was. This type of coffin made me very satisfied.

In other words, if I can live forever, should I keep it?

I have been following me for many years, I really want to throw it away, I really can’t bear it.

The old man treats it like a son, and all good things are swayed towards it.

She didn’t speak, she kept sitting next to me, asking the maids to bring melons and fruits, enjoying their service, took me by the way, and fed melons and fruits into my mouth.

I took a few bites and couldn’t help it anymore and rejected her severely.

Tomorrow Xiuhui will be resurrected. Seeing me like this, I wonder what she will think? Will you die again?

You said, I used to do this in front of her, wanting to be the Great Sage of Heaven, and then she couldn’t figure out…

Linlin also lived here before, and I am not so uncomfortable either, this kid, the master came back, don’t you come to see me?

Where is she?

Huh? Actually went to China?

Or went back with Wanli boy, huh? This posture is that when the son-in-law sees the mother-in-law, the more she looks… Bah, the mother-in-law sees her son-in-law, the more satisfied they look?

Well, yes, I also agree with this marriage very much, and I will give them benefits when I get back.

Uncomfortable.

“Husband , you can change your appearance…”

What should I do if I am killed and Xiuhui cannot recognize me after he is alive?

Huh? No, it’s only for me that Xiuhui recognizes me like this…

Do I really want to go back to what I was when I was young?

But the time has passed so long, and after she lived, if she knew that time had passed so long and I was so young, she must think that I lied to her, then should I appear in front of her in the young version or the current appearance?

Or is it a compromise, taking the status of a middle-aged person?

Scratch your head.

Oh! By the way, and my favorite bald head, do you want to keep it?

Hair is not strong when it grows… It’s not the reason why I need to wash my hair.

I see other gods in the back, if only I have long hair, where do I put that face?

“Husband OK ”

What’s wrong with Freya’s voice? Did she use Dafa to stun me? Suddenly, I was excited and wanted to follow her appearance.

“Cough, cough, cough, and then, Freya, I’m sweating out of your arms, please let me cool off first?”

“Husband, are you very hot? Then I will help you undress.”

“No, no, it’s suddenly not hot anymore.”

After a moment of silence, I thought about it for a while before I heard her say again, “Husband, do you think I am too old?”

“No, no.”

The sky is up, I’m polite, but she believed it and looked very happy.

“Husband, it’s getting dark soon, they have arranged the room, or…, shall we go to rest first?”

“I… I want to take a shower.”

“Nico, help your majesty change clothes.”

“Hmm!”

That Nico looked glowing and looked like a good girl, did she change into a spider spirit?

Wait, let the old man think about it, was it Tang Sanrou in my previous life? In order to stabilize me, this dog Marvel modified my memory to make me think that my previous life was a procedural dog?

In danger!

Goku, where are you

“Husband?”

“Huh?”

“Let Nicol help you change your clothes, you go and wash them.”

“No, no, I wash it myself.”

“Husband, they are all our maids, you have to learn to call them, otherwise, they feel that they are useless, but they will commit suicide. Isn’t it, Nico?”

“Yeah, Your Majesty, please have pity on us.”

“Call me daddy from now on, don’t call me your majesty, it sounds strange.”

Nicol’s eyes lit up, “Your Majesty, do you like this too?”

“Of course, my name has been called for decades, and I’m used to it.”

“Okay, Your Majesty Daddy ”

Why does this tone sound so strange? What’s wrong with her eyes? Are you going to cry? Watery.

Why don’t you take off your clothes? If you wear less, you only have one piece. If you take it off, then take it off. In other words, how long have I been wearing this one?

I don’t remember clearly. After I have a teleportation array, once I teleport, my body will be clean, like just coming out of the mother’s womb. When is it?

But I remember the time of the last shit, but I wiped it clean and covered it up very well. I didn’t leave any tails. It’s impossible for stupid aliens to find it.

“What are you doing? You can’t take off these underwear! Fuck off!”

“Your Majesty, please don’t embarrass us.”

“That won’t work, this won’t work! Father, I have privacy!”

“But, I will also be yours in the future.”

“What a mess! I will find someone to marry you tomorrow.”

“Daddy Your Majesty, please don’t. Nico is very obedient and can do anything.”

“If you don’t marry when you’re so old, how can you be successful?”

“I want to serve you and your Highness.”

“I am a **** and do not need to serve.”

“Your Majesty wants me to die? But Nico hasn’t enjoyed it yet…have been a man… Your Majesty, please pity me.”

Why does her words always sound like the eighty-sixth edition of the white bone spirit?

But this last one, I couldn’t take it off. Freya covered her mouth and was shaking her shoulders and laughing. I walked into the small bathroom, but Nicol even squeezed in!

Sure enough, it is a bone spirit!

Where is my peach stick?

***

Originally wanted to be spectacular…the resurrection ceremony, I can only secretly hold it behind a safe house that is no longer safe.

The only people participating were Freya and Gilvig.

One night was absurd and I couldn’t control it. I got up today, my face has returned to the way I was when I was young, and my hair has grown straight.

Why do I feel that I have been broken?

Who is it that tore off my gorgeous arms?

Who is it that turned me into a weak look?

Freya seemed very satisfied with my change, but some habits I couldn’t change at once, such as…

“Husband, your back is straight and habitually bent. Seeing you like this, Xiuhui is definitely unwilling to repair the old one with you.”

I straightened my back, okay, for the ex-wife! For incumbent.

Can’t make a big scene, why should I make the special effects beautiful?

I added the style of the resurrection technique, complicated runes, light and shadow, etc., even Gilwig, who has seen the world, was surprised, and I was very proud of it.

Old man i…

Uh, from now on, I will call myself Lao Tzu.

Lao Tzu, my **** of special effects is not a fake.

Bring some thunder and lightning.

Well, this scene is very beautiful.

Increase it! This thunder pillar is not thick enough.

Don’t worry, I can’t insert Xiuhui’s body, I will cover her with a hood, An, there will be no accidents, I am not the **** of accidents.

Xiuhui is so beautiful, only such a scene can be worthy of her.

Huh?

What’s that?

Why is there a mass of things emerging from above?

Damn it?

Could this shape be a spherical lightning?

Can Xiuhui’s hood stand it?

My left eyelid started to jump.

Is this a chicken cover or a fierce cover?

Damn it!

Why smashed at me?

How do you feel that the scene is a bit familiar?

Fate

“No! No! Husband!” “Husband, run!” “My Majesty Daddy!” “Your Majesty, run!”

I looked back and saw a few women trying to catch me, but I couldn’t help it anymore.

I looked back and saw that there seemed to be a figure in the ball of lightning, but before I could figure it out, I was instantly pierced by the 999 energy shell outside of me by a huge lightning, hit my body, and then lost consciousness. …

****

“Hmm…”

“Wow You finally woke up? Hey, man, are you okay? Sorry, I didn’t mean it this time.”

A woman in a weird dress in front of me asked me with her eyes shining brightly.

“Who are you?”

“Hello, I’m the Flash Iris, I’m sorry, I seem to accidentally brought you to us, I, I may be running too fast this time. But I think I will be able to take you again Brought it back, but it may take some time. I don’t know why that happened just now, but I think I’ll figure it out. Are you okay? Who are you? Why is there a halo behind you? Is it a god?”

“Boom!”

“Wow! Bastard! Why are you hitting me? Hiss my head!!!”

“You **** bastard, Lao Tzu is resurrecting my ex-wife, why are you all right to make trouble? I have half of the ceremony, and I don’t know if it succeeded, you bastard! Huh? Lao Tzu’s dirty word list…”

Why did the old man’s dirty vocabulary suddenly appear?

It, is this dog’s brain asking me to scold this woman with these words?

Although this woman is indeed hateful and interrupted my ritual, isn’t it just a teleportation magic? I have already beaten her, that’s enough. Wouldn’t it be too much for me to scold her with such a long swear word? What if she is moved and cried?

Forget it, don’t be so stingy, just…

Huh?

Where is my space gem?

Where is my precious space gem?

How many other gems are there? Why are they all missing?

Damn it!

“Asshole! Did you just touch my baby when I fainted?! Give it back to me.”

“I didn’t! I kept shaking you up!”

“My gem is gone, you must have taken it, return it to me quickly, don’t force me to use the ultimate method! Old man… I am afraid that I will be broken!”

“Hee hee, what you said is really…huh? What language do I speak? Huh huh? Me, why did I suddenly change languages? Me, me, what’s wrong with me? God! What’s wrong with me? No, I want to speak English! Huh? I switched back to English again, what’s the matter?”

“Give me back the gems www.readwn.com but I didn’t steal the gems, I am the Flash!”

“The lightning clip won’t be able to make a fortune? Give it back to me!”

“It’s the Flash, not the clip, I didn’t steal it… Huh? Why did I say it again? Ahhhhhhh! What’s wrong with me? You are the devil!!!”

biu

She disappeared suddenly, but can you have the old man’s teleportation magic fast?

Huh?

What’s the situation?

Where is my magic?

What’s wrong?

“Transportation Array!”

Still not.

What’s the situation?

The guy obviously used magic just now.

What about the energy call address?

It’s strange that Emperor Weishan’s energy can no longer be used, what the **** is this place? Then try the big dog…

Send!

Huh?

It’s done!

Sure enough, it’s still a big dog, although it’s dark.

First arrange the needle eye, this ghost place, it seems that the needle eye that I used to fill the whole world is gone.

How does it feel like crossing?

“Hey, what are you running? Give me back the gems.”

Suddenly teleported to his side, scared her jumped, and fell out a long way.

“You, you, what are you? I didn’t steal it!”

Didn’t steal it?

I only checked her memory. Sure enough, she didn’t steal my gems, so where did my gems go?

“Where is this?”

“America.”

“America? Where is America?”

“13 districts on the outskirts of Gotham City.”

What the **** place?

…

End of the book.

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