Chapter 1264: Miscalculation!
Sally sat on a rock, holding a small stick, drawing and writing on the ground.
Upon closer inspection, it was a route map. They were now off the finish line path.
Jun was seriously tinkering with the mecha. Occasionally he glanced at her, noticed the route map she was drawing, and asked, "Do you want to take first place?"
"First place?" Sally was startled at first, then smiled proudly, "Not to brag, but in any competition I participate in, even in all exams big or small, I'm always first!"
Jun was a bit skeptical, "Really?"
"Of course! Not to mention the other things. In the last two Holy Female Competitions, not only did I take first place, but I also gave birth to Xiaoba, Xiaojiu, Xiaoshi, Little Miqi, and Little Fengning during that time. Fame and family, both in hand!"
"Holy Female Competition?" Jun hadn't heard of this before.
"It's a Reproductive Rights competition, in essence to select the female who can bear the Crown Prince for the King. It's a bit absurd, but I put an end to it!" Sally thought of this and patted her chest, "Aren't I awesome?"
"Awesome! My Yanyan is the best!" Jun laughed.
Yase, who was eavesdropping on their conversation, turned to Yan Ze, "Was the Holy Female Competition really for the King?"
"It was X who did it, not me." Yan Ze refused to take the blame.
"That's some extreme stuff. In this aspect, you can't compare to your brother."
"Get lost!" Yan Ze kicked him out of the bushes.
Sally, holding her small stick, watched as a chubby guy rolled out of the bushes. Looking at his number AC111, he was from the same squad!
Soon after, Yan Ze came out from behind the bushes—AC110. At first glance, he seemed slightly handsome, but with his unique aura, especially with a thin cigarette hanging from his mouth, his cold abstinence made him a drop-dead-gorgeous celebrity-like presence.
[Host, it's Yase and the Main System master. They, like the host, have replaced the original bodies to be here.]
Sally: [...]
Jun obviously recognized them too, and patted the mecha, "It's broken, can one of you fix it?"
"Aren't you a Mecha Master? Why let us two soldiers repair it?" Yase laughed.
"Just admit you can't fix it." Sally tossed away the small stick, "Let me handle it."
Yan Ze watched them with a smile and then went over to study the map that Sally had drawn. If they followed the usual route, they would surely end up in last place.
To take first place, they'd have to take a risky road. Sally had already marked it out, clearly intending to take a chance for the ranking.
With Xiaomei's help, Sally quickly repaired the mecha.
Jun put away the mecha and asked, "What brings you two here?"
"He wanted to ambush you two." Yan Ze unkindly revealed Yase's plan.
Yase: "..."
They had agreed to act together, but he reneged at the last minute!
Sally cracked her knuckles, looking at Yase, "An ambush?"
"No, I just meant to show you my abs!" Yase said, lifting his shirt to reveal his chubby belly.
"..." Sally couldn't even look, not bothered to deal with him.
Jun scrutinized him carefully, seriously said, "You need to lose weight, else Yanyan will definitely keep you at a distance."
Yase silently lowered his shirt and then looked at the handsome Yan Ze... miscalculation!
Sally packed her bag, "Let's go."
Their team, after formally setting off on an unconventional adventure route, found some live footage capturing their journey.
Little Qianzhi eyed the man with a cigarette, whose presence was remarkably striking, immediately recognizing who he was.
Figuring out the identities of the other three wasn't hard then.
"Little Nannan, do you see that? That's the Jean Minuo Team!" Little Qianzhi quietly said to Little Nannan.
Little Nannan replied, "I saw it."
"Should we also jump in?"
"It's an adult game. Let's just watch and not meddle. But check if the commander for the Star Emperor Team looks like your brother?"
Little Qianzhi had two brothers from the same father, one was Little Che born from the same womb, and the other was Little Yiyi, sleeping with a big bottle.
"Are you referring to... Little Che?" Immediately, Little Qianzhi turned to watch the match again.
Suddenly, Little Tiantian in Little Shiliu's arms vanished!
Sally looked at the tall cliff, its whole face as if cut by a knife, with no place to climb barehanded.
But the mecha could fly up.
Jun activated the mecha, "All aboard."
Sally was about to get on when she suddenly heard a sound and looked in that direction.
In a narrow crevice of the cliff, there was a gray dusty little fox!
[Host, that's Little Tiantian, deliberately dirtying his own fur.] Xiaomei told Sally.
Sally hurriedly went over and pulled her precious son out of the narrow gap, "How did you get here?"
"Mom, I want to play too while you guys do." Little Tiantian squinted and smiled.
Yan Ze spotted Little Tiantian, "Where's Little Qianzhi's group?"
"They didn't come." Little Tiantian replied.
"If you all came, this game would be over here and now." Sally dusted him off, "Will you go back yourself, or should I send you?"
"Take him, Yanyan." Jun laughed, "The child came all the way here."
Little Tiantian immediately hugged Jun, "Thanks, Uncle Jun, you're the best."
Jun: "…Hehe, sweet~"
Sally looked at Little Tiantian clinging to her leg, realizing there was no way he wouldn't come along, so she opened her bag, "Okay, but only inside here."
"Okay!" Little Tiantian promptly agreed.
Sally carried Little Tiantian into her bag and got on the mecha.
Yan Ze and Yase climbed up shortly after.
After flying over the cliff, they didn't disembark, letting Jun maneuver the mecha toward the finish line.
Sally, holding the bag, watched as Little Tiantian nearly finished the snacks inside, patted his head, "Eat all that, you might get a tummy ache."
Yan Ze chuckled, "He's a Divine Beast in the Transcendence Realm. What could possibly upset his stomach?"
"To Yanyan, these kids are just children no matter how powerful," Yase replied.
"Reaching the Transcendence Realm in his youth, by adulthood and maturity, even without cultivation, he will naturally advance two realms, or if diligent, three." Jun warmly eyed Little Tiantian.
Little Tiantian was surprised, "Really, Uncle Jun?"
"Yes." Jun nodded.
"So, Little Tiantian will at least reach the Palace Emperor Realm," Sally looked at the little one in her arms, "Just like your Uncle Yi."
"Hehe~ Little Tiantian is indeed impressive!" Little Tiantian proudly raised his head.
Sally ruffled his head, round and chubby, clearly a smart little one.
Yase looked at Jun, "What realm are you in?"
"I was born in the Xuanhun Realm," Jun replied.
"Born at the peak." Sally sighed, "Then you gradually stepped down, even lost your physical body. Ironically, your Divine Soul is so strong that you can't even seize a body."
Jun gave an awkward smile, "Sorry, seems I'm not a good role model."
Yan Ze knocked on Sally's head.
Sally said, "It's true, always foolishly enamored with sacrifice." Whenever she got the chance, she'd indoctrinate Jun. Otherwise, who knows what might happen someday, and he might foolishly sacrifice himself again.
"He's not alone anymore, with a family to feed, fifty-five kids, and a beautiful little wife like me. If he dies, who'll protect us? We'll just have to wait to be bullied by petty scoundrels and bandits. Oh, alas!" Sally rambled on, tears streaming.
Yase was dumbfounded and nudged Yan Ze, "What script did you show her earlier that got her acting like this?"
"No idea." Yan Ze planned to return to the System World and shoot some films... When Sally saw the script he was reading earlier... and insisted on looking too...
Drinking his sweet fruit drink, Little Tiantian said, "Mom, your acting is better than Sister Xiao Qi's."
"Aren't you happy with an unreliable mother who loves to be free?" Sally sighed.
Jun laughed again, "Just make yourself comfortable, Tiantian."