Banging the Hot MILFs of Tokyo

Haruto froze, blinked once… then twice… and then burst into uncontrollable laughter.

"No freaking way," Haruto wheezed, doubling over and nearly knocking into the sink. "You? You took Strenda? Yuki—the guy who can't even say the word 'cum' without blushing?!"

Jun clutched his sides, laughing so hard he had to lean against the doorframe for support. "This is gold! Nah, man, rewind. You took a dick enhancement drug? You are the last person I'd expect to pop one of those!"

Yuki groaned again, pressing the towel over his whole face to muffle the sound. After moments of pressing towels against his face, Yuki dropped it on the sink and looked into the mirror. "Well I took one and it gave me these rashes and hot burn."

"Doesn't still explain why you didn't text us for two days."

"Oh that..." Yuki's mind wandered off to all the 'activities' he had been up to those two days of his life. They were the best, adventurous and raw moments of his life. If only he could frame them and earn a badge for it. "Let just say it was quite an adventure." He moved past Jun and then Haruto out of the bathroom.

He dropped his body on the bed, crouching in and groaning. "Let us see. Man has been out there making some money you know. Money that you two can't make in a lifetime." With shoulders high up, he swiped open to the lustbound: King of MILFs videogame, and shook his phone in their face.

Balance: 2,340,507 LPC

Jun and Haruto both turned over to each other after they had stepped out of the bathroom. Their lips spread out not our of amazement but out of...

HAHA!

They burst into laughter, holding their shoulders hysterically. "Dude thinks he is filthy rich because his LPC is in millions. Bruh is filthy rich with cum and creampies! You can't be kidding me..."

Haruto paused, taking Yuki's phone out of Jun's hands and as well joined Jun in laughter. "Bruh earns on women's moan," Haruto cackled, nearly dropping Yuki's phone as he collapsed onto the floor.

Luckily, Yuki was able to catch his phone before it landed straight to the ground. Yuki narrowed his eyes, throwing a glare and gripping the phone tightly after such a safe catch. "Dude I got this fixed and it cost a lot of my time!"

His face was a deep shade of pink now—equal parts embarrassment and the inflamed rashes. He found his way to his bed, and sat up. "Y'all done?" he muttered, glaring at them while they gasped for air between wheezes.

Haruto wiped an invisible tear from his eye. "Man said Lustbound Coin, like it's crypto for horny CEOs."

"Dude, fuck you!" Yuki tossed his pillow at Haruto and it landed on the ground barely coming close to Haruto.

"Dude can't even throw properly. I can't think of any MILF that would want to fuck with you. I have seen your dick size, it would barely reach anywhere if you were to fuck."

Jun's laugh abruptly stopped—he sucked in a loud gasp and slapped Haruto's arm. "Bro!"

Haruto just grinned, unapologetic. "What? I'm just saying. Man out here flexing because Renji got all the pussy hooked up around his cock and Yuki got nothing."

Yuki looked wrecked—jaw hanging open in sheer horror. "You've seen my—? Wait. When the hell did you—?"

"The night I fully moved in and you were jerking yourself on your bed."

Yuki folded his arms, jaw clenched. "The fuck you are gay!" He turned over to he videogame and let out deep breaths. "Y'all laugh now, but I'm ranked globally. Top five players. My harem's stacked, my estate's upgraded, and I've got MILF loyalty at 100%. Do you know what kind of grind that takes? Don't come crawling to me when you need cash!"

"Yeah, you are Jeff Bezos with a harem motherfucker system. Real men don't talk but show working. Want us to believe you? Change those LPC to actual money and we'd believe." Jun shot back. Yuki's lips twitched into a smug smirk.

He had done this multiple times.

Yuki's lips curled into a smug smirk. "Gladly. But before that… pay ¥10,000 to witness the miracle. Entry fee, non-refundable." A smudged grin remained on his lips while he said, chin tilted high. Jun and Haruto sent each other glances and then brought out their wallets and credit card dropping it into Yuki's palms.

"If this shit doesn't work, you get to do janitor work in the school clinic for a month!"

Yuki raised a brow. "Tch. Light work."

"And if that money doesn't hit your account in actual yen by tomorrow morning, then Yuki—you are gonna strut down the main hallway naked… and try to fuck with every single female lecturer you see."

Yuki's jaw fell open. "Wha—?!"

Jun grinned. "You'll march up to Professor Maeda, Sasaki, Takahara—hell, even the dean's secretary—and say, 'Hey, wanna be the next MILF in my harem?' while butt-ass naked."

Haruto choked on a laugh. "Dude. This is gonna be iconic."

Yuki narrowed his eyes. "Deal. You're gonna eat your words when this hits. Watch me become a millionaire in Yuan. Sit your broke asses down and learn from the master."

Haruto and Jun exchanged skeptical glances wondering what drug Yuki was high on to make him think a virtual porn game would make him a millionaire. They had already bet a quarter of their monthly allowance so they had no choice but to plop down on the bed anyway.

Yuki turned his phone toward them, opening the game from afresh. The sultry moaning theme song welcomed him again followed by a jarring nude lady fingering herself.

Jun rolled his eyes in disbelief. "Bruh actual fucks virtual MiLFS? I'm starting to question your sanity dude."

"Keep it low bruh, let us give him the benefit of doubt." Haruto stretched out his arms to Jun and gave him a pat on the shoulder to let it go. After all, they had little to loose even if it actually worked in Yuki's favor.

Yuki didn't care less of what they said while beside him and he navigated through the game's menu like a pro, landing on the "LPC Vault" option. "Watch and learn," He voiced, glancing at them from the corner of his eye.

A new screen popped up open and below in a large yellow button was the withdrawal option blinking.

Withdraw LPC → Real Currency

Yuki cracked his knuckles dramatically, then clicked on the dropdown menu under "Currency Options." Up came three bold choices:

Yen (¥)

US Dollar ($)

Chinese Yuan (¥)

Jun blinked. "Wait… it really has options?"

Haruto leaned forward, squinting. "Bro, it even supports foreign exchange? What kind of hentai-ass black market game is this?"

Yuki ignored them, tapping the Yen option. The screen buzzed and transitioned to a confirmation prompt:

Converting 2,340,507 LPC

Please wait...

"No way! No way is it going to change that to Japanese Yen!"

Then a chime sounded.

A new screen flashed:

Conversion Complete

Estimated Bank Deposit: ¥1,560,338 JPY

Both Jun and Haruto froze.

"M-motherfucker, what?" Jun gawked.

"No fucking way," Haruto muttered, leaning in so close his nose nearly touched the screen. They both were choked on disbelief and one more thing, his bank account came in with a credit alert.

Total Account Balance: ¥1,860,338 JPY

Yuki stretched, arms behind Jun and Haruto's shoulders. "Believe it now? You better start paying your ¥10,000 this instant 'cause man just got richer!"

Jun let out a weak laugh, still processing. "Man wait, just fucking wait...That's... that's like over ten thousand USD. From playing a MILF dating sim?!"

"Pay up! Pay Up!"

Jun and Haruto exchanged glances again, collected the wallets they submitted to Yuki and each reached into their wallets taking out a single note of ¥10,000. In hesitation, they dropped it into Yuki's palms.

Yuki fingers curled around the bill before spreading them both apart. Yuki's eyes gleamed, as he shoved one under his pillow and the other, turned it to the front, puckered his lips, and planted a dramatic kiss right on Fukuzawa Yukichi's face.

"Mmmwah! My boy Yukichi. Always knew you'd bring me fortune."

Then he flipped the bill around, stared reverently at the phoenix on the back, and kissed that too. He closed his eyes dramatically, clasped both his hands together and added. "May your wings carry me to MILF paradise and cashflow freedom."

Jun visibly cringed. "Bro, that's unsanitary. You don't know where that note's been."

Yuki didn't stop. "Bless me with more bountiful bosoms, oh sacred bird!"

Haruto threw himself back on the bed. "I need to rethink my life."

Yuki dropped the bills beside him on the bed, then picked up his phone again. "Lustbound ain't a game. It's a calling."

"Wait, hold on. Are you saying those coins actually convert to cash? Like real-world yen?"

Yuki grinned, cocky and smug. "Exchange rate's better than crypto. Takes a bit of process, but yeah. That's how your boy's living rent-free and stacking cash. MILFs moan, I win. Simple math."

Haruto rubbed his forehead. "So… while we've been grinding finals, you've been grinding actual moms?"

"How do I start? Don't get me wrong, I haven't cracked the cheat code to everlasting wealth from this game. One day my life just changed you know. I scanned a gigolo offer poster in the subway and now, every woman I fucked gives me rewards, mad bonuses and people who watch the porn can gift me S-tier gifts. It is a dream come true yoh!"

Haruto sat up straighter, eyebrows scrunched in confusion. "Wait, wait. Hold on. You scanned a gigolo offer poster? Like, in public? And now random strangers gift you real gold and gifts for banging actual MILFs?"

Jun blinked rapidly. "That's got to be illegal in at least ten prefectures."

Yuki just smirked, reclining against the headboard with his arms behind his head. "Legal, maybe not. Profitable? Absolutely."

Haruto shook his head like he was trying to reset his brain. "No, I need answers. Who the hell introduced you to this goldmine?"