Chapter 631: The Wedding of the Century
"Cough, cough, cough! The air on Earth is so much worse than it used to be!"
"You're telling me. Next time, we should bring them an air purifier. It's really hard to see our old home polluted like this!"
"You guys are too fast, aren't you? Grandpa, you've reached the sixth level of the Space Law, haven't you?"
"Hmph! This is what happens when you don't study hard. All day long, you just think about charming the young girls of different civilizations. Do you really want our Fang Family bloodline to spread all over the universe, huh?"
"Brat, your great-grandfather is talking to you! Did you hear that? Stop messing around with women!"
"You brat, I'm talking to you!"
The sudden appearance of these people left the place in complete silence, as everyone stared at faces that looked remarkably similar. Their auras were unfathomably deep, and most terrifying of all, they all appeared in the void.
To achieve this, the weakest among them had to be a Controller!
"Sixty-eight people, the weakest of whom are at the Peak of Controller!" This was the result that Little Yi informed Fang Jueyu.
Yet these formidable figures were almost without formality. Upon arrival, they began bickering with each other, showing no regard for seniority and age, and their words were absurdly exaggerated.
"Councilman, emergency situation. Over twenty spaceships have suddenly appeared on the Earth's periphery, breaking through our lunar defenses and heading straight for Earth!" Long Ting suddenly received news from the Moon base.
"What?" The councilman's face changed, "Are their identities confirmed?"
"No, they're moving too fast. We don't have a chance to communicate with them!"
"Young lady, don't worry. They're all one of us!" Fang Zun managed to catch Long Ting's voice amid the noise.
As soon as he finished speaking, a fleet of extravagantly designed private spaceships appeared one by one in the sky.
"That's an Airbird Company spaceship from two hundred years ago, a limited edition!" As a spaceship enthusiast, Natu immediately recognized the first vessel, "Oh my, this model is limited to ten in the universe, minimum price two million source coins, and the top configuration is at least ten times that!"
"Buklay Company's custom private spaceship, the configuration must be at least five million source coins!"
"And the ultra-rare Glararem spaceship. My goodness, you can't buy that with money! What exactly does Fang's family do?"
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The spaceships hovered in the air as figures resembling Fang Jueyu flew down one after another from the sky.
"Dad, this spaceship of yours is nice. Can I borrow it for two years?"
"Get lost! Last time, you borrowed it, claiming you'd return it in ten years. It's been a hundred years, and you still haven't returned it. Are you kidding me?"
"Grandpa, where have you been making money lately?"
"Making money, my foot! I've been busy breaking through recently. I never meddle in family business, you know that! Oh, by the way, let me introduce you, this is your third granny, and this is your twenty-seventh granny!"
"Brat, did you miss Mom and Dad?"
"Of course, I've been dreaming about it! Once we're done here, I'll come live on your planet for a few days!"
"Quiet down, stop making a scene. We're here to support Fang Jueyu today. You're stealing the show, what are you doing that for?" Fang Zun came forward.
As the first elder since the Fang Family's rise, Fang Zun's status and authority were unchallenged. Everyone quieted down immediately.
"Fang Jueyu? Where are you?"
"I'm here!" A suit-wearing Fang Jueyu finally squeezed his way through the crowd, facing Fang Huai and Cao Lan, who were smiling at him.
"Dad! Mom!" Seeing these familiar faces, Fang Jueyu felt a little choked up. It had been five or six years since he had seen them.
"A young man in his twenties, what are you crying for? Wipe your tears!" Although Fang Huai's tone was stern, there was a twinkle in his eyes, and nearby, Cao Lan was already sobbing uncontrollably.
"Come, let me introduce you," Fang Zun said, "This is my son, your 99th great-grandfather, Fang Yao."
"This is your 98th great-grandfather, Fang Yu."
"This is Fang Jun."
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"This is Fang Bian!"
"This is Fang Bai!"
"This is Fang Erdog!"
"This is Fang Daniu!"
"This is Fang Heizi."
"Don't look at me like that. I wasn't the one who named them. People back then said that humble names raised children better!" Fang Zun explained when he saw Fang Jueyu's peculiar gaze.
"This is Fang Bianmian."
"This is Fang Xiangpan."
"His name is Fang Daomeng."
"This is Fang Pi."
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"They're all damn geniuses at naming!" Fang Jueyu suddenly felt a little relieved; at least his parents had given him a normal name.
"Well, once we received your invitation, we figured that since we haven't been back to Earth in many years, we might as well take this opportunity to return!"
"Surprised? Unexpected?"
"But we didn't bring gifts, you know, our family is too poor."
"Alright, stop," Fang Jueyu felt like finding a hole to crawl into.
"So, folks, let me introduce you. These are my family elders," Fang Jueyu awkwardly said to the guests.
"These are all Fang Consultant's elders?"
"No wonder they all look the same."
"Now I understand why Fang Consultant is the way he is," members of the Super God Academy and Yanhuang murmured. With ancestors like these, it's no wonder Fang Jueyu was the way he was.
"Wait, shouldn't we be focusing on where these people came from? Where exactly are they from?"
"No idea, but wherever it is, it's beyond our imagination. The abilities of the wealthy are beyond our comprehension."
"Alright, alright, everyone will have plenty of time to catch up. Today is Jueyu's big day. Don't steal the spotlight, take a seat, everyone!"
"Oh, right! Don't mess around; it's a wedding!"
"You do realize I'm the one getting married, right?" Fang Jueyu was exasperated.
"This way, please," Zhuang Ying intuitively added more seats as Fang Jueyu's ancestors and their wives took their places, all attention focusing back on Fang Jueyu.
"So let our wedding proceed!" The emcee announced, "Next, let's welcome the bride to join us!"
A grand piano rose slowly, and Fang Jueyu sat at it, playing the wedding march he composed for the occasion.
"Wow!" Beautiful patterns suddenly fell from the sky as a figure in a white gown descended gracefully at the castle's entrance.
Once the music stopped, Fang Jueyu went over to Guo Xinyu, linking her arm with his as they walked into the enchanting Diamond Castle amid cheers and applause.
"Miss Guo Xinyu, do you take this man as your husband to wed? Will you love, cherish, respect, and accept him, and remain faithful to him till death do you part, in sickness and in health, for better or worse?"
"I do!"
"Mr. Fang Jueyu, do you take this woman as your wife to wed? Will you love, cherish, respect, and accept her, and remain faithful to her till death do you part, in sickness and in health, for better or worse?"
"I do!"
"Do you all bear witness to their marriage vows?"
"We do!" The audience responded in unison.
"Then, by the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I pronounce you husband and wife. What God has joined, let no one separate!"
"Kiss! Kiss!" With the sacred ceremony complete, the students of the Super God Academy began to cheer.
"How can you talk to the dean like that?"
"Yeah! Just one? Come on, dean, two kisses!"
"Hahaha!"
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