American comics: My Deadpool becomes stronger when he speaks

The next day, the midday sun shone into Illaoi's room, warming Mu Bai's smooth back.

Suddenly, a soft hand stroked back and forth on it.

"Darling, wake up."

"You said last night that you had something important to do today, don't forget it."

Illaoi, wrapped in a blanket, sat beside him and whispered to him.

"What time is it?"

Mu Bai, who had buried his face in the sofa, moved a little when he heard the voice.

Then he raised his head, half-opened and half-closed his eyes, and slowly turned around.

"11 o'clock is meal time"

"At 11 o'clock, it's time to go to Area B to fulfill my role as the person in charge. After all, I am the regional manager, so it is reasonable to go to work at 11 o'clock."

【Find a very reasonable reason for sleeping in】

【But no one seems to care what time you go to work】

【Healing effect +10 (current healing effect: 50)]

Mu Bai stretched and sat up.

He hugged Ornn's waist

"Did you sleep well last night?"

"It seems like I didn’t sleep at all, but are you okay?"

"Don't worry about me. If a person has both immortality and healing powers, he can do anything."

【Illaoi, she knows you're not lying】

【Eight Gates +20 (Current Eight Gates: 20)】

"Boss, are you okay? Area B is empty now, not a single guard is there."

After hearing Mu Bai wake up,

Mike dared to whisper

"No hurry, I'll go there right away. Ajax is so efficient that they transferred all the people to me early in the morning."

Mu Bai got up and changed his clothes in a hurry.

He couldn't wait to be the person in charge.

"etc."

"What's wrong? Can't bear to leave me?"

"I'm a little reluctant to let you go, but you can't wear my skirt."

Mu Bai looked down and saw that he had actually put Ornn's skirt on as pants.

"Sorry, I'm a little distracted."

"They say that you should use it in moderation. Even if you have saved for more than 20 years, you can't spend it all in one night."

Mu Bai took off her skirt.

She just let herself go.

She rushed out of the room without wearing pants and went to the elevator.

The elevators in the agency were rarely used.

It only took a few seconds to wait each time.

She took the elevator to Area B.

Mu Bai walked out slowly.

Mike, who was standing not far away, was frightened by Mu Bai's new look without pants.

"Boss, today is your first day as the head of Area B. Why aren't you even wearing pants?"

"This is the emperor's new clothes, you don't understand art"

"Why don't you wear mine? Ajax will send some test subjects to us later. I heard they are all female college students."

"Female college students!"Mu Bai was shocked,"Hurry up and give me your pants, I don't want to cause the girls to scream."

【It's reasonable to grab the pants that Mike has been reluctant to wear.】

【Ignore noise +20 (Currently ignore noise: 20)】

【Critical】

【Ignore noise +20 (Currently ignore noise: 40)]

Mike and Mu Bai are of similar size.

The pants fit either of them.

"You just said that Ajax would send a group of female college students as experimental subjects?"

"Yes, I heard this morning that they hijacked a tour bus with six female students from Columbia University on it."

"Columbia University, Daredevil Matthew is also from Columbia University, Daredevil should be allowed to rescue her schoolmates"

【Daredevil was mentioned, but Daredevil is no match for Ajax】

【Ignore noise +10 (Currently ignore noise: 50)】

"Send a message to Daredevil to come over"

"Boss, I don't know any Daredevil, and my voice transmission has a distance limit of less than 1 kilometer."

"Forget it." Mu Bai waved his hand."Ajax has started to do whatever it takes to boost sales. He has ruined the holiday travel dreams of six female college students."

"I accidentally became a mutant on vacation, which was quite similar to the movie The Hills Have Eyes."

"Fuck, this world can actually watch horror movies like The Hills Have Eyes. Have you also seen Wrong Turn?"

【Paying tribute to two horror movies, I also learned that the movies in this world may be almost the same as the world before crossing.】

【Perspective +10 (current perspective is 70)】

"I've seen it, I like this kind of violence and that movie"

"Shut up Mike, now is not the time to discuss that movie with you"

"Yes, boss. Let’s wait until we escape. Then we must watch all the movies we haven’t seen yet."

"Besides, we can't control what Ajax does, but it's a pity that those girls are going to hell."

"Think positively, this place is not completely hell." Mu Bai patted Mike's shoulder,"At least Area B will not become hell, but will also become the starting point of a prison break revolution."

【A few words made Mike understand the purpose of adding conditions last night】

【Worship arises in the heart】

【Cannot eavesdrop +20 (Currently cannot eavesdrop: 20)】

"But when will the female college student be delivered?"

Just now he looked like a saint.

But when the female college student was mentioned, Mu Bai's face showed a wicked smile.

"At night, it is still on the way to be transported and trained, but Ajax came to see you in the morning and said that five old friends were waiting for you at the old place."

"Old friends? I don't have any old friends."

"Boss, over there, I checked for you and there are five green men."

Mu Bai looked in the direction Mike pointed.

The room he pointed to was exactly where the gas was released yesterday to create five mutants. Mu Bai was almost beheaded by Ajax because the five people did not mutate.

"We are not old friends, we have only known each other for one day."

"But why were they sent back? Could it be that they have to work for me because they are too incompetent?"

"Never mind, let's go over and say hello."

Mu Bai brought Mike over.

He didn't rush in and stood outside the door to peek inside.

He didn't expect that when the people inside saw him, their reactions were bigger than each other.

It was as if Mu Bai had cheated them out of a lot of money.

"Where is he!!"

"fraud!!"

"The damn liar made me what I am now."

"It's all your fault. I used to have many men chasing after me, but now I've become a green lizard and a monster."

One of the lizardmen without balls cried bitterly.

"The people inside are so ugly. I quickly found a piece of cloth to cover their bodies, otherwise I can't go in and communicate with them."

"Yes, Boss." Mike took a few steps and suddenly stopped and looked back,"Boss, why don't you recruit some more men? Didn't you say last night that I can choose my men at will?"

"Ask Edward and Emma to come here by car. I'm short of people."

"Boss, what is the Emma electric car?"

"Emma Electric Vehicle is the Emma from yesterday. As my little brother, you have to understand my sense of humor. However, the homophonic pun Emma Electric Vehicle does not have any effect."

【When your little brother still needs to use his brain】

【Mike will try to understand what you say.】

【This is definitely not a supernatural power added because of the homophonic pun.】

【Cannot eavesdrop +10 (Currently cannot eavesdrop: 50)】

"Next time, please be more concise, don't introduce so much, and don't list so many rules and regulations in front of me."

【Complain about the system and trigger hidden rewards】

【Get the Artifact Golden Egg】

【Golden Egg: After three days, it will hatch into an artifact, the attributes of which are unknown]

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