NOVEL WEB Chapter 309: Stinky Bitch
On the other hand, not long ago.
After Bajie said goodbye to his daughter in the front yard, he bumped into Zizhuer who was being helped out by her elder sister.
Zizhuer had just stepped out of the door when she saw the enemy she had been thinking about appear in front of her, and she was stunned.
She took a deep breath in surprise, and then she couldn't help but raise her hand and stroked her face.
Feeling the grooves from her fingertips, Zizhuer was slightly startled, and tears slid down unconsciously.
Seeing Zizhuer crying, Bajie swallowed hard, waved his hand and said.
"Don't act like this, I, the old pig, can't stand it the most!
Crying makes people feel numb and itchy, it's killing me!
I couldn't stand those girls being ignorant before, and now I see you are not dignified, how can I live with you!
Listen to me, this gloomy place can't stay anymore, my brother brought me here to find the monkey's roots, after finding it, you will leave with me and find a job under my brother!"
After the voice fell, Bajie came forward with a curse and pushed the elder sister away.
"This old woman, can't you walk without your support?
You, young man, get up quickly, I am here enough, you go and serve my brother!"
At this point, Bajie became serious, and he grabbed Zizhu'er's old wrist and said solemnly.
"You woman, you have lived in this mountain valley with your daughters for a long time. You don't know how high the sky is and how deep the earth is. You only know how to look at the sky from a narrow perspective.
Then I have to tell you about my brother's power!"
As he spoke, he signaled his elder sister to listen carefully with his eyes, and then said to Zizhu'er, whose eyes were full of scrutiny.
"Stinky woman, you have also walked in the sky. Have you forgotten everything in the sky?"
"Oh, you idiot, you are still so stupid. How can I... forget it?
The sky is not a place for people to live. I don't know what shameful things have happened in the sky you are talking about?"
Faced with Bajie's question, Zizhu'er took a deep breath and then spoke slowly.
As she spoke, she burst into tears, and the withered hand unconsciously escaped from Bajie's claws.
Bajie is already a purifier of the altar. He has long obtained the immortal fruit position. After so many years, he is still young.
But I don't have the immortal fruit, and I lost my foundation in the disaster of the Journey to the West.
I should have lived for more than 3,000 years, but now I am only 700 years old, and I am already old and frail, and I have become like this.
If I say I don't despise myself, how can I not despise myself?
The more beautiful I was, the more regrets I have in my heart, and the more I despise myself at this moment...
But Zizhu'er wanted to escape, and Bajie got excited this time. He grabbed Zizhu'er's hand that was about to escape.
At this moment, not only Zizhu'er was stunned, but even the big sister next to her couldn't help but look at Bajie with admiration.
Bajie felt a little uncomfortable being looked at by the younger generation, so he quickly said.
"Stinky woman, don't be petty, I'm counting on you to support me in front of my brother.
I brought you a treasure, which I earned on the journey to the west. I'll give you a surprise later.
As for now, listen carefully, I, the old pig, am not joking at all. No matter how surprised you are, what you heard is true!
Just an hour ago, I, the old pig... fought in the heaven, all the way to the Lingxiao Palace!"
"What???"
Zizhu'er was still moved the previous second, and the next second she raised her hand and gave Zhu Bajie a big fight.
"I thought you were going to say something, but you're just trying to bluff me, you..."
"Why are you slapping me, you stinky bitch? If you don't believe me, look!
This is the human seed bag that the Great Sage brother gave me. I'm following the Great Sage brother, and I'm going to the heaven to rescue Nezha from the mortal world with Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun and the powerful Bull Demon King of Huoyan Mountain!
I followed my brother all the way into the palace of Li Tianwang. After my brother seized the pagoda of the Heavenly King, Nezha beat the Heavenly King to death!
Then we killed all the way to the front of the Lingxiao Palace, and even the Tathagata Buddha came over. I also used the human seed bag that my brother gave me to capture a Samantabhadra Bodhisattva!"
Speaking of this, Bajie took the human seed bag from his waist and opened it. Immediately, countless golden lotuses grew out of the human seed bag, and countless spiritual charms overflowed from the bag.
Seeing such spiritual charm and the Samantabhadra Bodhisattva who glared at him in the spiritual charm, Bajie quickly patted Zizhu'er's hand.
"Hurry up and suck it, what are you waiting for? This is the gift I prepared for you, you bitch!
You lost your vitality back then, and I know it's not easy for you, so I gave you a Bodhisattva to keep you alive, you..."
Snap!
"You are really crazy and have a leopard's courage. That is the living Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, one of the four great Bodhisattvas of Lingshan. How dare you... How dare you... This is going to cause a big disaster!!!"
Before Bajie finished speaking, Zizhu'er gave him another big fight.
While beating Bajie again, Zizhu'er tied the human bag in a panic, blocking the Sanskrit sound that just came out of the bag.
Looking at this bad guy in front of her, Zizhu'er was really moved and heartbroken.
I thought he was talking nonsense again, but the Bodhisattva couldn't be fake, how could I not recognize such a big shot!
But this...what virtue and ability did I have to cause this bad guy to get into such a big trouble!
Thinking of this, she tied the bag tremblingly and continued to talk to Bajie.
"You are a cursed evildoer, the heaven can no longer accommodate you, and I don't know how long I can hide you here. You can hide for one day, and the worst that can happen is that we will die together!
But you must do your best to take care of my daughters!
Since the Great Sage brother you mentioned has real ability, can you ask him to send his daughters to a safe place?
You two should hide with me. I think the sky is too angry, and I will accompany you to make trouble for the last time..."
"You stinky woman, why did you slap me?!!"
Suddenly, Bajie grabbed Zizhu'er's wrist and shouted at her with misty eyes.
"Woman, you have long hair but little knowledge. I can take Samantabhadra away from the old Tathagata, and you dare to look down on my brother the Great Sage!
To be honest, my brother is much more powerful than Tathagata. Tathagata was beaten by him and fled away.
It's just that this old monk has many tricks and can't be killed completely at once, so my brother let him live for a while and come out to find a way to completely kill that old man!"
Speaking of this, Bajie quickly pushed his eldest daughter who was full of astonishment.
"You, the young man, don't stay here, go and entertain my brother.
If you serve him happily, he may give all the treasures in the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to you sisters to play with!
I have something serious to talk to your mother. Adults are talking, children should not be greedy, go!"
"Ah this..."
Facing Bajie's scolding, the eldest sister looked at her mother nervously.
Facing her daughter's inquiring eyes, Zizhu'er breathed a sigh of relief, then nodded nervously, and grabbed her daughter's hand and said.
"Go, silly child, the Bodhisattva in the hands of this bad guy must be true, and that great sage brother must be powerful to the extreme of the three realms!!!
Tell your sisters to be careful and don't provoke that kind of extravagant person. I will talk to him... and your godfather!"
After the voice fell, Zizhuer couldn't help turning her face away, a little shy.
Bajie grinned.
"Now you are the godfather, I thought they were all born by us, but it turns out that you adopted the little spider~
But then again, are you serious? Is it really adopted?
I just saw clearly that there is a spider that looks so stupid, it looks like my old pig's seed..."
Pa! ! !
Another big slap hit Bajie's face, and Bajie was stunned.
"Why did you hit me again, you stinky bitch!"
"Bullshit, you damned bastard, you even look down on your own daughter!
Foolish, stupid, you are the stupidest, you are the stupidest!!!"
While scolding, Zizhuer dragged Bajie into the room, and when she was about to close the door, she gave her eldest daughter a serious look.
Seeing her mother's seriousness, the eldest sister nodded heavily, and then went to the front yard to wait for Tangton.
After Zizhuer dragged Bajie into the room and closed the door, she hurriedly asked.
"Bajie, what's the story behind that Great Sage?"
"Hey, I knew you'd care about this. My Great Sage brother has jumped out of the Three Realms and doesn't enter the Five Elements. Even the Jade Emperor and Laojun have to pay tribute to him!
Don't worry about these things for now. Hurry up and absorb the essence leaked by this Bodhisattva to recover.
I have another Dingyan Pearl that I got on the journey to the West. I'll give it to you to save mana and tighten the spirit.
If I let my brother see you look so old, I will laugh at my lack of vision. You have to give me a good face...!"
"You idiot!!!"
Hearing this, Zizhu'er couldn't hold back any longer and stuffed Bajie into her arms.
One of them turned into a giant spider and the other into a giant wild boar. In a blink of an eye, they rolled along the main house towards the Pansi Cave, especially the underground cave leading to the Zhuo Gu Spring.
Five chapters are here. At this point, the plot of Black Myth is about to come to an end.
In a couple of days I’ll see how my recovery is going, then play some Warhammer Space Marines and vomit, and then think about whether or not to write Warhammer.