Chapter 38: g
Chapter 16 Watch Pan, I'm coming! (Page 1/2)
After returning, Serres fell back and lay on the bed. He rolled twice out of boredom.
"So boring." Serres looked at the ceiling.
[It's okay, it won't be boring soon.]
"What's the matter?" Serres turned over again.
[I won't tell you.]
"Then don't say it from the beginning, and speak half of it."
[Hehe, can't be selected.]
It's daytime now, and Serres can't see the moon. But if you are on the other side of the earth now, you will see this scene:
today, which shouldn't be a full moon, suddenly becomes a full moon, and the crimson moonlight surges from it like a tide. Under the moonlight, everyone obviously becomes prone to emotional fluctuations. The extraordinary people of the pharmacist and cultivator paths are even more spiritually crazy.
Then, the moon was dyed orange again, and under the moonlight, people felt happy physically and mentally, and couldn't help but smile.
Serres suddenly felt relaxed and very happy.
At this time, on the other side of the earth, the night suddenly boiled, and dark clouds blocked the sky and the moon completely.
But Ceres could still hear the laughter from deep in his heart.
He raised the corners of his mouth.
...
Some time ago.
In an unknown place.
This place has no light and is in chaos. Here, there is no distinction between up and down, left and right. Things lost in it may be floating forward in the previous second, and then spinning and moving irregularly in the next second.
The space here is viscous, and the space and space are wrapped and intertwined with each other, twisting, flowing, gathering, and splitting. If something unfortunate falls into it, the only ending is to be torn into pieces by the disordered space.
The time here is chaotic, and time no longer moves straight forward. Things lost in it go to the past, present, and future at the same time. Time has no meaning here. If you are lucky, you may see the long river of time tap dancing.
This is a place of exile outside the world, and also a place where worlds meet.
At this moment, a red unidentified object is rolling here in a weird posture.
They were masks, decks of cards, and all kinds of small props. But at this time, they had already been distorted beyond recognition. They were constantly twisted, torn, decomposed, and then constantly restored.
Although they were constantly destroyed, they gathered together to form a ball, and invisible energy spread from it to form a spherical protective cover.
And inside this ball was a headless person.
He was just like a hamster playing with a bowling ball, using all four limbs to pull forward, driving the entire ball to run forward.
It is not accurate to say "forward", there is no concept of "forward" here. He was just shortening the distance between himself and a coordinate.
In the ever-changing space, he kept changing his direction, making the distance between the ball and the coordinate closer and closer.
Wherever he passed, he could hear the laughter of "hehehe~".
Occasionally, a few spots of light would pass by his side, probably different worlds passing by.
But his purpose was quite clear, and he was not disturbed by the outside world. He was moved to tears by his firm belief. He was really proud.
Suddenly, he felt that it was more difficult to pull the ball up than before. He turned his head and found that something seemed to be attracted to him and followed him. It was like a satellite captured by the gravity of a planet.
Oh, there was a hitchhiker.
A hula hoop poked out of the ball and hooked the "stowaway" to prevent it from falling behind.
He didn't mind someone taking his ride. He wished someone could have fun with him. If someone could fool him, that would be even more desirable.
After an unknown amount of time, he finally arrived at his destination.
With a bang, he hit an invisible barrier hard and was braked forcefully. The small thing hanging behind him also hit him with a snap.
This is the barrier of this world. But although that is the case, this barrier is not actually at the border of the world. It is more like a concept, a barrier between the inside and the outside. Outside the barrier is outside the world, and inside the barrier can be anywhere in this world.
Chapter 16: Wok, here I come! (Page 2/2)
He reached out and patted the wall, and then pretended to be in deep thought. He put one hand on the middle of his neck, which was probably the position of an ordinary person's chin. He pretended to think about it, and then scratched the place above his neck, which was probably the top of his head.
God was really confused.
Then, he exaggeratedly clenched his right fist and hit the palm of his left hand, and a light bulb popped up above his neck. He seemed to have a brilliant idea.
He took out a dark purple thing that looked like slime from behind. The slime did not resist, but just stared at him with a pair of white eyes.
Oo: "..."
Sometimes I really hate God who has no sense of boundaries.
This is a part that he dug out from his good brother. Anyway, his good brother did not stop him, so he must have agreed.
Don't underestimate the bond between them.
He always acts like he doesn't care about anything, but in the end, didn't he still split part of his consciousness and came with him?
He looked at the big and small eyes, and he chuckled, evenly smearing the black slime on the wall. He could feel that the barrier was being eroded by the [Nothingness].
Perhaps tens of thousands of years had passed, or perhaps only one second had passed. As mentioned before, time has no meaning here. In any case, it did not exceed one minute in his subjective perception.
Anyway, after an unknown amount of time, a hole was eroded in the wall. He immediately stepped forward and pulled the black slime off and threw it aside.
It was not known whether it was a coincidence, but the slime thrown aside was twisted into the shape of a "?". The slime floated beside him, as if silently accusing him.
Oo: "..."
Ah Ha shouted, shrank his body and drilled through the hole, and various things behind him squeezed in. Two gloves were kind enough to grab the black slime and the thing that got on the car halfway, which seemed to be a sphere, and no one knew what was inside.
After entering, his time and space were stabilized again, no longer chaotic, and he successfully integrated into this world.
"Watch, I'm coming!"
Ah Ha could feel that the coordinates leading Him to come here were on a planet not far away. He landed on a satellite not far from that planet.
Ah Ha put the black slime into a box. Although it was only a part of IX, it would still cause trouble if it was not restricted. Don't break His future toys.
He felt like he was about to cry for joy. No, He was already doing so. He rolled around on the ground, crying and laughing as he rolled.
His things were chasing Him from behind, but it seemed that they couldn't catch up.
After entertaining himself for a long time, He finally calmed down.
Ah Ha sat up and raised his hands high, like a child who had won a game.
"Hahaha, Akiveli, Akiveli, I have opened up further than you."
"Hahahahaha." The masks also laughed, and one white mask laughed particularly loudly.
As he laughed, His figure gradually dimmed and disappeared. In contrast, the masks became obviously more active.
Perhaps His voice was too sharp. He attracted an uninvited guest.
Although He was an outsider, this did not prevent Him from occupying the moral high ground first.
"Why are there locals here? Isn't this as unreasonable as having a man in the men's restroom?"
No one responded to Aha's "female fist". The crimson moonlight swept towards Aha like a tide, swallowing Him up in His laughter.
Behind Aha, the gap that Aha had opened with the power of the bond between Him and IX had basically been restored. But there was still a ray of moonlight that penetrated, which was annihilated by the chaos behind the gap.
And in that chaos, when the past and the present met, a certain unlucky traveler seemed to be tainted by a trace of the pollution of the fallen mother goddess.
Who could it be? It's so hard to guess. Serres, do you have any clues?
Chapter 17 The Fallen Mother Goddess Tries to Force Herself to Cocoon Ahha (Page 1/2)
The crimson moonlight engulfed Ahha. Wherever the moonlight passed, strange fleshy plants grew on some of the soil. They waved their fleshy branches and grew rapidly, growing human faces and limbs. Some stones became swollen, and creatures like stone men were "born" from the stones. They grew rapidly after birth, and then their stomachs began to swell, and more monsters broke through their stomachs and crawled out.
"Hahaha." The laughter still did not stop. The crimson moonlight boiled in the laughter, and the masks floated in the moonlight like small boats in the water.
Of course, these moonlights had no buoyancy, but this did not prevent Ahha from cooperating with the other party to perform an impromptu performance.
The moonlight was withdrawn like a receding tide, and gathered together to form a layered, elegant and complicated crimson dress. It was a pity that the person in the long dress was not a beauty, but a twisted flesh monster.
But it cannot be denied that even with twisted flesh, He was still very "beautiful". It is meaningless to evaluate Him with human aesthetics, because He is the unique red moon, the symbol of life and beauty, and the mother of all spiritual powers.
"Beauty" is part of what He symbolizes.
In addition, He is also the fallen mother goddess. He is the origin of evil, the immortal, and the mother nest of filth. Holiness and depravity, beauty and filth, these opposite words do not conflict with each other in Him.
Aha's laughter gradually became smaller and slowly turned into crying. His voice was full of pity and sadness: "How pitiful, such ugly beauty, like a flower carved from a pile of shit. You know, as a devout mourner, I can't stand this kind of thing the most." His voice
became light and cheerful again: "Perhaps you can try to pile flowers into the shape of shit, which will not only conform to your aesthetics, but also not make people feel disgusted.
As he spoke, his image changed, and the masks gathered together and piled up into a pile, as if imitating the long skirt of the Fallen Mother Goddess. A leather ball emerged from the top of the "long skirt" as a head, and a clown mask with a red nose was worn in front of the leather ball. A
small box was placed on the top of the leather ball. With a click, the box popped open, and a gray-brown flower popped out. A sad face was painted on the stamen.
The flower pinched the nose on the stamen with the same gray-brown leaves and made a face at the Fallen Mother Goddess.
"Hahahaha."
Vines formed by the hybridization of flesh and plants bound the masks.
"Hey, are you going to play bondage play? Honey, you are so rough. "Aha pretended to be shy, and the little flower on his head covered his face and twisted around.
The space around Aha seemed to come alive and wrapped Him tightly. Like a coffin.
He sank suddenly, and the ground turned into a swamp and swallowed Him.
The Fallen Mother Goddess also wanted to swallow the box containing part of IX. But His spirit frantically warned.
"Don't touch it! Absolutely not! "
He carefully avoided that part, and eyes grew out in other places on the surface of the moon.
The eyeballs in those eyes suddenly swelled, and flesh tentacles that were a hybrid of plants and flesh pierced through the eyeballs and drilled out. Crimson spurted out from them, and the tentacles began to change, turning into babies with strange faces, like wearing masks.
The babies had wriggling bulges on their bodies, and the blood in the bulges coagulated and transformed into worms. They devoured the vitality of the little Ahas from their bodies.
The worms broke out of their bodies, and their mouthparts opened to make bursts of obscene sounds.
The Fallen Mother Goddess used the moon as her "womb" to split Aha into tens of millions of parts and then give birth to them.
"That's a good idea, but isn't this really a strong callus?" A smiling voice sounded from the babies' mouths at the same time. The next moment, the voices spoke with a crying tone.
"Wuuuu, Aha is not clean anymore, and Aha will never be able to get married. Akiveli, I have let you down."
"Wuuuuuuuuu "
The Fallen Mother Goddess ignored the crying Aha and waved her hand back. A blood-red robe fell from the sky, and a man whose figure could not be seen appeared not far away. The man let out a painful and hoarse roar, and the illusory book in his eyes flipped, and the scene on the moon changed rapidly.
The vast ocean, the blazing sun, and the tower full of knowledge.
One by one, the scenes that had been [recorded] were [reproduced] on the surface of the moon.
And above their heads, above the sun, was the second crimson moon, the crimson moon that was [reproduced].
The sound of running water sounded, and the crimson moonlight became more condensed. Under the authority of [Creation], the scene reproduced by Mr. "Door" changed rapidly.
Thunder and lightning surged above the sea, gathering into a majestic middle-aged man wearing black armor, stepping on the waves, surrounded by storms, with lightning on his back, and holding a trident.
Chapter 17 The Fallen Mother Goddess Tries to Force Aha (Page 2/2)
The sun turned into a handsome, sunny, energetic man, wearing a pure white robe and with short golden hair. He held the Book of Contract and the sun-like golden ball in his hands.
The tower turned into an old man wearing a hood, revealing his mouth, wrinkles and white beard, holding an open book with an eye symbolizing omniscience on top.
The Lord of Storms, the Eternal Sun, the God of Wisdom.
With a painful roar, the Fallen Mother Goddess forced Mr. "Gate" to complete the scene of "Three Gods Sharing the Ancient Sun God".
The projections of the three gods turned into countless flesh and blood monsters to share the food with the little Ahas.
In Aha's smiling cry, the babies all shed tears. The flesh and blood monsters also shed tears after eating the little Ahas.
The tears dripped on the ground and quickly turned into orange-red smiling faces. The tears left on the face also turned into masks.
"Hahahahaha."
The masks grinned. There were little Ahas that had not been eaten yet, masks growing out of the ground, and flesh monsters wearing masks.
"Hahahaha."
The laughter sounded again. This time, it was not just Ahas that were laughing. The stones were laughing, the soil was laughing, the flesh tentacles and eyes were laughing.
Mr. "Door" no longer roared in pain. The Fallen Mother Goddess couldn't help laughing, and countless smiling faces grew on her body.
They were all laughing.
The only pure land was around the box.
The moon was dyed orange and began to wriggle, becoming like a smiling face.
The vacuum could not transmit sound, but the people on Earth not far away seemed to hear the laughter. The mood also became happy.
The Fallen Mother Goddess began to feel fear, but soon her fear was overwhelmed by joy. But she knew she had to leave, leave this place that made her happy.
She felt reluctant, and perhaps staying here would be a good ending. He wanted to indulge in this joy. His consciousness gradually sank, and his face slowly turned into a mask, a mask of a graceful woman with a raised mouth.
He suddenly broke free from the joy and tried to leave, but he found that he had been planted in the soil at some point and merged with the entire moon.
In the end, only his face, which had become a mask, was exposed. But even the mask was gradually sinking into the soil. He wanted to reach out his hand to try to save himself and crawl around the box. He had already found that it was safe there. But he no longer had his hands. Slowly, he was still swallowed up.
The moon began to wriggle again and turned back to its original appearance. Aha broke away from the moon and fell to the earth with IX and the unknown ball, laughing.
Not long after Aha left, the Fallen Mother Goddess opened her eyes again, and countless tiny eyes opened on the surface of the moon. He found that he seemed to have completely merged with the moon.
The moon cracked again, but this time there was only one crack. He used the power of creation and reproduction to "re-birth" his spirituality.
According to unofficial history, in July 1349, the Fallen Mother Goddess gave birth to a daughter for the Joyful Star God Aha on the moon.
I am the Rememberer from Liuguang Yuting. Follow me and learn more about the universe.
...
Aha broke away from the moon and fell to the earth.
But before he reached the earth, he was blocked by a barrier. He stuck to the barrier and looked at the earth below. The half of the earth facing the moon was wrapped in a layer of night.
Aha's eyes passed through the night and saw the inside of the earth. He remembered the memories he got from Serres, which naturally included "The Lord of Mysteries".
Well, he suddenly had a good idea. He
did it as soon as he thought of it. Aha, who had extraordinary execution ability, threw his good brother IX away and let him return to nature.
He is simply a great kind person. He can be the president of the "Wildlife Conservation Association". Has anyone else released wild star gods? Definitely not.
Then He looked at the unknown ball, smeared something on it, and threw it into the barrier. He didn't know what recognition mechanism the barrier had, but He wouldn't let him in, but the ball was fine.
The darkness inside the barrier suddenly turned into a pair of hands, trying to grab the ball. But the ball suddenly faded and became transparent, then disappeared.
The hand that the darkness turned into grabbed nothing, paused for a moment, and then dissipated in front of Aha.
"It's mysterious, I added mysterious." A mask made an expression of "planned". The other masks cheered.
This is really great.Chapter 18 Fortune Teller Club (Page 1/2)
After returning from the gray fog, Audrey immediately picked up a pen and wrote down the potion formula for the "audience".
"80 ml of pure water, 5 drops of colchicum essence, 13 grams of oxtooth peony powder, 7 petals of fairy flowers, a pair of eyes of an adult Manhar fish, 35 ml of blood of sheep-horned black fish."
After thinking for a while, she wrote down the names of various chemicals around the potion formula, disguising this page as complicated and chaotic scientific knowledge.
She was quite satisfied with her intelligence, and her heart was filled with satisfaction. She even felt that she heard her own laughter from the heart.
"You are great, Audrey." She praised herself.
...
In the basement where only a little candlelight was swaying, Alger Wilson raised his palm and looked at it carefully.
He sighed at the power of Mr. Fool and felt that being pulled into such a party was both dangerous and an opportunity.
For a moment, he felt very complicated, but when he thought about the knowledge he got for free today, although it was not very precious, it was indeed undeniable that he had earned it.
This made him feel very good.
...
Klein walked out of the house under the blazing afternoon sun.
At this moment, Klein didn't know that the sun above his head was actually the Eternal Blazing Sun himself, who was running naked. He was still sighing that the sun was really warm today.
Because he had to walk all the way from Iron Cross Street to Welch's residence, he changed out of his formal suit, top hat, and leather boots, and put on a linen shirt, an old brown coat, a round-brimmed felt hat of the same color, and old leather shoes, so that he wouldn't have to worry about the smell of sweat contaminating his expensive suit.
While walking on the road, Klein was stopped by Mrs. Slin, a kind old lady with gray hair.
The old lady saw that Klein was in a heavy mood, and offered a cup of sweet iced tea to the great Mr. Fool.
Klein, who liked sweets, immediately liked this drink.
At this moment, sweet iced tea officially became part of the "holy communion" of the Fool Church.
After completing the search mission, Klein was planning to return to the Blackthorn Security Company, but he saw a "Fortune
Teller Club" on the way... Klein silently recited the name, and suddenly thought of his "playing" as a fortune teller.
"Well, let's go over and take a look... look for new ideas." With his thoughts in a tangle, Klein crossed the street, came to the opposite side, climbed up to the second floor, entered the lobby, and stood in front of the beautiful lady in charge of reception.
The lady had brown hair in a bun, looked at Klein, and smiled and said, "Sir, do you want to tell fortunes or join our club?"
"What are the conditions for joining?" Klein asked casually.
The lady with brown hair in a high bun introduced familiarly:
"Fill in the detailed information and pay the annual membership fee. The first time is 5 pounds, and then 1 pound per year. Don't worry, we are not like those political or business clubs that require the recommendation of formal members to join."
It's expensive! Klein took a breath of cold air and contributed his part to global warming.
"Members can use the club's meeting room and various divination rooms and tools for free, enjoy the coffee and tea we provide for free, read the newspapers and magazines we subscribe for free, and purchase lunch, dinner, alcoholic beverages, and some divination teaching materials and materials at cost price."
Klein's brain was working at high speed, analyzing the value of these materials. He was thinking in his mind whether he could pack up all the free tea and coffee.
"Moreover, we will invite at least one famous fortune teller to give lectures every month to answer questions."
Klein smiled and did not comment on this, but he was already very happy in his heart. It feels like the Dragon King's son-in-law is hiding his identity.
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The three-year period has come, and the fortune teller is welcome to return.
"The most important thing is that you can find a group of friends with the same hobbies and exchange experiences with each other."
Ah, exchange experiences. This may attract Leonard, but unfortunately, Klein is not interested in it.
It sounds good, but, but I don't have money... Klein laughed at himself and asked, "What if you want to tell fortunes?"
Hearing Klein's question, the beautiful lady with long brown hair elegantly tied up did not show any impatience. She kept a polite smile and said,
"Our members can freely tell fortunes for others in the club and determine the price themselves. We only charge a very low percentage of the fee. If you want to tell fortunes, you can take a look at this album. There are introductions and prices of members who are willing to tell fortunes for others."
Hmm? Members can make money? Klein's ears immediately perked up and listened more carefully.
So paying some membership fees is actually not unacceptable.
"However, today is Monday afternoon, and most of our members are at work and busy. Only less than five of them came..."
This is good, and it easily avoids the onset of choice disorder.
As she spoke, she asked Klein to sit on the sofa by the window in the reception hall, and then opened the album opposite her and pointed out the current members of the club:
"Henas Vincent, a famous fortune teller in Tingen, a permanent mentor of the club, good at various types of divination, charging 4 soli per time." It
's so expensive... This can give Benson, Melissa and I two sumptuous dinners... Klein was secretly shocked and didn't answer.
You want to get money from Mr. Fool for just divination? Don't even think about it!
Seeing this, the lady with brown hair immediately understood what Klein meant. She continued to turn the page and found a slightly cheaper one: "Then this one..." "
...The last one, Glacis, a member who just joined the club this year, has mastered tarot divination, and charges 2 pence per time."
"Sir, which one do you want to choose?"
Although Klein had not replied yet, the lady could probably guess it.
As expected.
Without the slightest hesitation, Klein gave a completely instinctive answer: "Mr. Glacis."
Guessed it right. Very good, it seems that this lady also has the talent of a fortune teller. The
beautiful lady in charge of reception was silent for two seconds and said: "Sir, I must remind you in advance that Mr. Glacis can only be considered a beginner."
The implication is: cheap goods are not good, you might as well go to Pinduoduo, maybe you can find a bargain.
But it is obvious that the lady did not know that metaphysics has a novice protection period.
"Understood, I will be responsible for my decision." Klein smiled and nodded.
Of course, it doesn't matter whether you are responsible or not, just pay the money.
"Then please follow me." The beautiful lady stood up and led Klein into the door next to the reception hall.
There was a not-too-long corridor, and at the end was an open conference room. There was plenty of sunlight inside, and there were tables and chairs, newspapers, magazines, cards, and other things placed on the table. A faint aroma of coffee wafted out.
When there were still two rooms away from the conference room, the beautiful lady in charge of reception signaled Klein to stop, quickened her pace, walked to the end, and called out softly,
"Mr. Glacis, someone wants you to tell fortunes."