Chapter 1:
Chapter 1: Reborn as the Villainous Holy Son, I Decided to Completely Slack Off:
“I’ve transmigrated!”
“Into a fantasy novel as the villain?”
“And I’m the Holy Son of the Heavenly Cloud Holy Land?”
Fang Chen stood atop a mountain peak, gazing at the distant mountain ranges, and muttered to himself.
Just a moment ago, he had transmigrated into a fantasy novel, becoming the villainous Holy Son.
Because the novel was so overly dramatic, Fang Chen remembered the plot vividly.
Especially the villainous Holy Son—he had a powerful background, heaven-defying talent, and was the typical tall, rich, and handsome type in the fantasy world. Yet somehow, he ended up being a desperate simp.
He kept obsessively fawning over his junior sister, Lin Luowei, but she didn’t appreciate it at all. Instead, she deeply disliked this Holy Son.
Eventually, because his simping went too far, the male protagonist stepped in, and the Holy Son died.
That Holy Son… was Fang Chen.
“With a Dao Physique and the identity of a Holy Son, why would he waste his life simping?”
Fang Chen was speechless.
In the novel, Lin Luowei’s family was massacred, and Fang Chen happened to pass by and saved her.
Not only did she not thank him, but she even suspected that he was the one who wiped out her family and constantly tried to kill him for revenge.
It wasn’t until Fang Chen died that she found out he wasn’t the enemy—the real culprit was the male protagonist, Xiao Yunting’s father.
And the most ridiculous part? Even after finding out that her enemy was Xiao Yunting’s father, she still chose to be with Xiao Yunting.
Wasn’t that just brain-dead?
“I absolutely must stay far away from this Lin Luowei!”
Fang Chen silently made up his mind.
There was no way he was going to be some simping fool.
As someone with a Dao Physique and the status of a Holy Son in the Heavenly Cloud Holy Land, with such overwhelming talent, why waste time simping instead of pursuing the great Dao?
As for the male lead Xiao Yunting and Lin Luowei, they could go mess around on their own.
From now on, none of that had anything to do with him, Fang Chen.
At that moment, a mechanical voice rang out in his mind.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host has obtained the Slack-Off System! ]
[As long as you slack off, you’ll receive rewards. If you slack off for enough days, you’ll get additional bonuses! ]
Fang Chen: “…”
He was at a loss for words.
Just a second ago, he had been determined to pursue the great Dao and become a mighty Emperor one day.
Now you’re telling me to slack off?
[Ding! Slack-off tracking has begun. If you can make it until tomorrow, you’ll receive a reward. ]
“System, you really caught me off guard. I was just about to become a hardworking person, and now you want me to lie flat and slack off?”
Fang Chen sighed, looking deeply troubled.
[Ding! If Host finds slacking off too painful, the system can be switched to a Hardworking System. Work hard to earn rewards! ]
[Would you like to switch systems? ]
Fang Chen answered without hesitation, “No, just keep it like this.”
What a joke.
If slacking off gives rewards, who in their right mind would choose to work hard?
Just then, Fang Chen sensed a familiar aura approaching.
Only two people could reach the Holy Son Peak without obstruction—his master, or his junior sister, Lin Luowei.
The next moment, a figure as ethereal as a fairy appeared before him.
Lin Luowei had an absolutely stunning face, dressed in flowing white garments. She looked like a celestial maiden descended from the heavens, with an unmatched aura.
“Aside from her being brain-dead, she’s got everything going for her. No wonder I used to be obsessed with her,” Fang Chen thought to himself, eyes lighting up.
On the surface, he still smiled and said, “Junior Sister, what brings you here?”
Lin Luowei had just opened her mouth to speak when she froze.
Wait a minute!
What was that voice just now?
More importantly—did Fang Chen just call her brain-dead?
She had already disliked Fang Chen, but after hearing his thoughts, her face grew even colder.
“Fang Chen, stop sending me gifts from now on. I’m begging you,” Lin Luowei said coldly.
All this time, she believed Fang Chen was her father’s killer, so she had always treated him coldly.
Ever since joining the Heavenly Cloud Holy Land, Lin Luowei had trained hard, hoping to one day avenge her family with her own hands.
Until she surpassed Fang Chen in strength, she had never intended to approach him.
But Fang Chen had been like a clingy pest, always hovering around her, and she was utterly fed up.
Fang Chen blinked, then remembered he had indeed given Lin Luowei a gift not long ago.
The Spirit Saint Fruit!
A rare treasure that could greatly boost cultivation—hard to find even once in a lifetime.
The old Fang Chen had gone to great lengths to obtain it, only to hand it over to Lin Luowei without hesitation.
“If Junior Sister doesn’t like it, then please return the Spirit Saint Fruit.”
Fang Chen smiled.
He was no longer the same simp from before. He wasn’t going to spoil Lin Luowei anymore.
Besides, the Spirit Saint Fruit was an extremely rare and valuable item—even for him, it was incredibly beneficial.
Lin Luowei was stunned. She hadn’t expected Fang Chen to respond like that.
The next second, she heard Fang Chen’s inner thoughts again:
[I’d rather she not return it. I can’t believe I ever liked this brain-dead woman!]
[I should never have saved her back then. Not only was she ungrateful, she even teamed up with Xiao Yunting to kill me!]
[She has talent and beauty, but no brain. Even after learning her family was wiped out by Xiao Yunting’s father, she didn’t seek revenge. Instead, she let him sweet-talk her into staying together!]
Fang Chen ranted silently.
He really had no good impression of the female lead Lin Luowei anymore—not just because of the plot, but because she was genuinely messed up in the head.
“This damned Fang Chen—he actually called me brain-dead in his mind!”
“So this is what he really thinks of me?”
Lin Luowei was filled with complicated emotions.
She had never liked Fang Chen, but she had to admit—he was practically perfect.
His talent, background, appearance—flawless.
And he always acted with such calm and precision.
But now, hearing his true thoughts for the first time, she felt like her worldview had been shaken.
“Still, who is this Xiao Yunting he mentioned?”
“And the one who destroyed my family wasn’t him… but Xiao Yunting’s father?”
“How is that possible? That night, I only saw Fang Chen. I didn’t see anyone else.”
Lin Luowei was a strong-minded woman—she wouldn’t change her mind just because of what she heard from Fang Chen’s thoughts.
What confused her most was… why could she hear his inner voice?
“Everything you gave me before is here. I’m returning it all to you!”
“From now on, I hope you never bother me again.”
Lin Luowei tossed out a spatial ring filled with every gift Fang Chen had ever given her.
“And who is this Xiao Yunting?”
She looked at Fang Chen and asked in a deep voice.
She clearly cared about this name.
Because based on Fang Chen’s inner voice, it sounded like she’d end up with this guy in the future.
Fang Chen didn’t think too much about it and simply took the spatial ring.
“Junior Sister, what about the token for Holy Son Peak?”
“As for Xiao Yunting—I don’t know him.”
Fang Chen smiled brightly.
Although, when he heard the name ‘Xiao Yunting,’ his face did flash with a hint of confusion and surprise—but it vanished quickly.
Lin Luowei noticed it all.
This guy is such a hypocrite.
“Hmph…”
She snorted coldly in her heart. Fang Chen was obviously pretending not to know anything.
“Here’s your token!”
Lin Luowei took it out and tossed it to him.
She didn’t want anything related to Fang Chen.
Giving everything back today felt like a huge relief.