After Refusing To Attack the Film King, Salted Fish Became Popular

Chapter 27 – Twenty Seven Salted Fish

No need to think about it, Ning Xiaoyu directly chose C in seconds. She never expected that one day, she would be able to see such a simple answer in the love tasks assigned by the love system.

Ning Xiaoyu naturally has a massage, but if she sends Lu Jingdu off, she won’t have it herself.

But it’s not a big problem.

Shen Yueyue sent her a message, asking her if she would go for a massage. Ning Xiaoyu has something to do now, so I’ll talk about it later.

After replying to the message, Ning Xiaoyu went to find Lu Jingdu with a massage hammer. When she arrived at Lu Jingdu’s door, the door was still closed. After she knocked three times, the door opened from the inside.

Ning Xiaoyu didn’t wait for Lu Jingdu to speak, and directly gave him the massage in his hand, and said, “You are tired from driving a small three-wheeler today, so take this massage by yourself.”

[The love system screams: What if the film king beats himself up and goes to get a massage! 】

Ning Xiaoyu quickly answered, “As for the blind masseur, there’s no need for a massage. This massage hammer is very useful, and you can hit it wherever you feel sore. You can hit it if you have nothing to do.”

The massage hammer is very soft, which is Ning Xiaoyu’s favorite. It has been with her for many years, and it has always been very easy to use.

Now giving it to Lu Jingdu, Ning Xiaoyu was really reluctant, she showed Lu Jingdu a demonstration with her empty hands, “With this hammer, you can hit your back like this, your legs like this, and your waist like this.”

Lu Jingdu held a hammer in his hand, although he didn’t understand why Ning Xiaoyu gave him this gift, but seeing Ning Xiaoyu’s expression of reluctance and eyes glued to the hammer, he still accepted the gift.

Before he could speak, Ning Xiaoyu hurriedly said goodbye and left. She was in a hurry to find a blind masseuse for a massage.

When Ning Xiaoyu arrived at the hall, there were only two guests in the hall, one was Shen Yueyue and the other was Xi Rui, and none of the other guests came.

Maybe some of them have already fallen asleep and are too lazy to toss back and forth.

It happened that there were only three blind masseuses in total, one for each of them, which was just right. If there is more, you will have to wait.

Ning Xiaoyu lay on the bed directly, waiting for the masseur to massage her shoulders and legs.

The three masseuses are all 40-50-year-old aunts with calluses on their hands, and they seem to have good massage skills.

Ning Xiaoyu lay on the bed, looking forward to it. It just so happened that she had been busy all day today, and she was really tired, so she massaged her to relax her muscles and bones.

When she closed her eyes and was about to enjoy the massage comfortably, a low and pleasant voice suddenly sounded behind her, “So you gave me a massage hammer, because you are afraid that I will steal your masseur?”

Ning Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously opened his eyes, and just happened to see the actor with his hands in his pockets leaning against the wall.

Upon hearing this conversation, Shen Yueyue covered her mouth and asked softly, “So what you said just now is something to do, and you are going to give the actor a massage?”

Two questions came at once, and Ning Xiaoyu really didn’t know which one to answer first.

She simply covered her ears with both hands, pretending that Xianyu didn’t hear and don’t ask Xianyu any questions.

Shen Yueyue: The sisters are a bit too cute!

Ning Xiaoyu just wants to enjoy the massage quickly, but the love system won’t let her go easily.

[Girl, you left too fast just now, as if you were perfunctory to the actor. The original intention of sending him a massage hammer was obviously to make the movie star more virtuous and not let the masseur give him a massage, but now he misunderstood it, thinking that you were afraid that he would rob you of the masseur.

At this time, you can-

A: Further and more specifically show your possessiveness to him.

B: Give him some love compensation! Attention, it is the compensation of love!

C: Stick with the actor! comfort his broken heart. 】

Seeing these three options, Ning Xiaoyu has a lot of things to say, but he doesn’t know where to start.

Ning Xiaoyu, “I have something that I really want to say right now.”

The love system asked happily, [What is it? ] Do you want to praise it?

Ning Xiaoyu, “Hurry up and go to bed.”

Love System:…

What the **** is option A. If the film star wanted a masseur to give him a massage, she would be happy to give him the masseur who gave her massage after she finished her massage. After all, in life, carpe diem is also a very important point.

As for B. What is the compensation of love?

There is also the last C, let’s not say that the actor’s heart is most likely not hurt, just say the word stick, is it possible that she sticks her face to the actor like Xiangxiang sticks to Mr. Huo?

Can’t stop. That’s too greasy.

The masseur didn’t know whether to start or not.

At this time, Ning Xiaoyu took out something from his pocket with a heartbroken face.

“After giving you this, I really can’t afford anything else.”

Pockets are about to be emptied.

After hearing these words, several guests took advantage of the opportunity to put their eyes on Ning Xiaoyu’s hands.

When Shen Yueyue saw what Ning Xiaoyu was holding, she chuckled, “What is this? It looks like a hand.”

Ning Xiaoyu looked at the “Don’t ask for help” in his hand, and said with a deep face, “This is something that can make you happy.”

At least Ning Xiaoyu is very happy every time he uses this.

Fortunately, she has the habit of disinfecting the poison after each use. After giving it to the film king, it is no problem for him to ask someone to tickle it directly.

Ning Xiaoyu once again explained to Lu Jingdu the demonstration in the air. After all, the actor seems to be out of the world, so he probably doesn’t know how to use this kind of thing that the old people often use.

She said, “Put this in your clothes, scratch it here, scratch it there, it’ll be fun.”

That’s right, Ning Xiaoyu chose B.

[Love System: Is this the compensation for love? Is this the compensation for love? 】

Ning Xiaoyu asked rhetorically, “Otherwise? Not begging for help is my heart, and it is my favorite! It is more loving than the massage hammer just now! But now, I gave it to Lu Jingdu. Isn’t that the compensation for love?”

Hearing this explanation, the love system fell silent.

Seems like it makes sense too?

Ning Xiaoyu looked at Xirui, Shen Yueyue’s gossipy eyes, and reluctantly gave Lu Jingdu the person who had been with him for many years.

You know, after using the same thing well, buying another one of the same style may not achieve the same effect.

“You can try it, it’s really useful.”

After completing the love mission, Ning Xiaoyu can finally enjoy the long-lost massage. As she guessed, the masseuse’s massage technique is really good, neither light nor heavy, and the strength is well controlled.

She was almost falling asleep after being massaged.

When it was over, Ning Xiaoyu felt a little relieved.

She slowly sat up from the bed, only to realize that the actor hadn’t left yet.

He still holds the “Don’t ask for help” in his hand.

To be honest, the “Don’t Ask for Help” that only sells for a few dollars seems to have become a little taller in his hands.

When the two walked back together, Ning Xiaoyu didn’t forget to remind him, “If you try it, you won’t be fooled, and you won’t suffer!”

Lu Jingdu looked at the smooth and round palm of his hand, it was obvious that the owner often played with it.

“it is good.”

The next day, Ning Xiaoyu woke up refreshed.

After she went downstairs, several other guests also went downstairs one after another.

While eating breakfast, the director assigned today’s tasks.

“Today, the fathers will continue their holidays, and the guests will replace the fathers to make money to support the baby. Whether you sell songs on the street or sell things by showing your face, as long as you can earn money to buy milk powder for the baby.

The group of guests who earn the most money will get the status of the annual spokesperson of a well-known domestic cosmetics brand. The specific makeup brand will be kept secret first, and I will give you a surprise when the time comes. “

[Dance Grass, the program team is generous! 】

[Will it be a makeup brand under Huo’s Group? 】

[Definitely not, Huo Xiangxiang is in the actor group. If so, that’s not fair to the other guests. 】

[The program team can’t do this. 】

【Then I’m relieved,】

Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige discussed what they would do.

Ling Zige thought for a while and said, “Why don’t you sell things.” Usually, fathers would set up stalls to sell some vegetables and fruits.

However, vegetables and the like are not expensive, so they can be regarded as small profits but quick turnover, and the earning will not be too much.

Ning Yuwei pursed her lips, “Apart from street performances and this, is there anything else?”

Street performers are too low-grade, it is impossible for Ning Yuwei to choose.

Ling Zige also knew about the program “Hello Dad” before. He recalled it and said, “Yes. There are also dolls to attract customers to take pictures.”

However, it is very hard to act as a doll, and you have to wear such a heavy cartoon suit and headgear to work.

At the end of the day, there may not be many group photos, but people are going to be tired and paralyzed. Moreover, wearing a cartoon costume will cover your face, so you can’t rely on the star effect.

After weighing, Ning Yuwei and Ling Zige chose to use their faces to sell things.

As for the other guests, Mu Jiajia’s group chose street performers, Xirui’s group, and Shen Yueyue’s group also chose street performers.

Shi Chaogumi chose to sell things.

Ning Xiaoyu’s group chose to pretend to be dolls to attract customers to take pictures.

Before parting, Shen Yueyue asked Ning Xiaoyu, “Why don’t you choose to show your face to sell things?”

With the film king by his side, he doesn’t have to worry about not being able to sell things, right?

It is precisely because of the film king by his side that Ning Xiaoyu doesn’t want to choose to use his face to sell things.

The program team prepared a lot of stock, and even if it was sold all afternoon, it would never be sold out.

It’s troublesome just thinking about it.

At that time, Lu Jingdu’s fans will swarm over, won’t they have to sell things non-stop all afternoon?

In Ning Xiaoyu’s view, of course it’s easier to pretend to be a puppet.

After the three groups of guests arrived in the city center, they quickly separated.

Ning Xiaoyu and Lu Jingdu also changed into their doll costumes.

Ning Xiaoyu changed into a doll costume in the shape of a salted fish, while Lu Jingdu changed into a bear doll costume.

As soon as the two reached the center of the square, Ning Xiaoyu lay down directly on the steps.

Who wants to stand when they can lie down?

And there is a puppet costume on the bottom, even if it is lying down, it will not be dirty.

The love system was afraid that Ning Xiaoyu would fail, and immediately released a daily love task.

[Girl, today is the first time you and the actor have worked together to make money. You are wearing couple-style cartoon costumes. This is a beautiful memory worth remembering. In order for you to have more beautiful memories together in the future, today, you and the actor must take photos with at least ten groups of people to earn milk powder money for Xiangxiang! 】

Ten groups? It seems a bit much.

If you don’t do anything and just wait for passers-by to take a group photo, you don’t know how long you will have to wait.

After receiving the love task, Ning Xiaoyu immediately got up. She had to earn money for milk powder quickly so that she could call it a day and rest.

Generally speaking, she likes to complete tasks as quickly as possible.

Because other time after completing the task can be used for free distribution.

Thinking of this, Ning Xiaoyu turned over and immediately waved his arms alluringly, attracting customers to take pictures.

There is a sign next to the two of them.

“It costs 10 yuan to take a photo with two dolls once, and 15 yuan to take a photo with two dolls. Welcome to take a photo.”

Obviously, there are two dead fish eyes inlaid on the headgear of the salted fish, which looks lifeless, salty and lazy, but the person in the doll costume swings his arms flexibly, attracting customers to come forward to take pictures.

Occasionally, she would wiggle the fish’s tail and give a salty fish thrust.

Compared with the ease of the salted fish player, the bear doll next to her is a bit dull.

It seems that there is still some can’t let go.

The two formed a stark contrast. On the contrary, it immediately attracted the attention of many passers-by.

Salted fish is sitting on the ground, showing various movements.

“Salted fish stab.”

“Salted fish wagging its tail.”

“Salt the fish with salt.”

“The salted fish lay flat.”

“Salted fish tickle.”

[Laughing, the one wearing the salted fish suit is undoubtedly Xiao Yu. 】

[The most amazing thing is that Xiao Yu has done so many movements, but he can still sit all the time! Or lie down! She just doesn’t stand up! 】

[Salted fish Ning Xiaoyu: Not standing still is my last stubbornness. 】

[Hahaha, I guess the film king on the side was dumbfounded, and didn’t know how to cooperate. 】

[Actor: Just make a background board. 】

[The film king’s money-making tools are really hammered. 】

After a while, Ning Xiaoyu was surrounded by a large group of passers-by asking for a group photo.

“Is it 15 yuan to take a photo twice? Then I will take a photo with ‘Salted Fish Pouring Salt’ and ‘Salted Fish Lying Flat’.”

“Can you take a group photo three times? I like several moves.”

“I’m different, I want them all!”

“Is the little bear next to me here to make soy sauce? Why doesn’t the little bear make any moves?”

“It doesn’t matter, taking a photo with Xianyu is enough. And one is lively and the other is dull, the contrast is great, which is also very interesting.”

Ning Xiaoyu who saw so many passers-by all at once: …

Ning Xiaoyu was really shocked!

Why do so many people suddenly want to take a group photo?

The line was almost at the door of a coffee shop.

The love system who had been watching the whole process thought seriously for a while, and then replied, [Probably because the salted fish you played is extraordinarily enchanting. 】

Ning Xiaoyu: …