After Hearing My Thoughts, the Heroine Wants to Be Part of My Harem

After Nangong Ying seriously thought about this issue,

Tang Yu took out a tea set from his storage ring and began to prepare the tea skillfully.

The tea in this world, when infused with unique spiritual spring water, really tastes much better than in his homeland.

After drinking two cups of tea, Nangong Ying had already thought enough.

Although he had seen similar things before,

getting him to think about a complete plot seriously was not only difficult.

It was, more than anything... embarrassing.

"Tang Yu, junior brother, I... I think the later plot should be... that the protagonist should take revenge on Fang Meiyun, and as a condition for saving them, make Fang Meiyun swear by the Great Way that she will not pursue him anymore."

"And then, little by little, the two would go through a process of love born from hate."

Nangong Ying, stammering, finished speaking and looked at Tang Yu with an embarrassed expression.

Tang Yu put down the tea cup and sighed deeply, then placed his hand on Nangong Ying's shoulder and said:

"My older sister, being a disciple of the Hehuan Sect, how can you be so pure in your love?"

"Pure in love?"

Nangong Ying tilted her head, with a confused expression on her face, another term she hadn't heard before.

"That is, you like the type of ending where the lovers marry and live happily, but if the story goes that way, it becomes boring. Like this, no matter how good the artistic skill is, people won't be interested."

Tang Yu shook his head and sighed.

"Then... what if the protagonist were more wicked and perverse, forcing Fang Meiyun to give up on the pursuit, and then, after that, do something to her before agreeing to save her?"

Nangong Ying asked cautiously.

Actually, at first, she thought of something like that, but it felt too daring and vile, and she wasn't sure if it would be appropriate.

"That... could only get a 60, barely approved, but it's not good enough."

Tang Yu was still not satisfied with this.

This left Nangong Ying stunned. After all that, it was only enough to be approved?

"Junior brother, I can't think of anything better, please teach me."

Unable to think of anything better, Nangong Ying just joined her hands and made a pleading face.

"Well, from my humble point of view, you should start with the details. First, when the protagonist realizes he has caused a great disaster, isn't he already thinking about an escape route?"

"Therefore, he stays close to the secret zone, not too far, and if he can't escape, the secret zone is his only way of life."

"As a cunning protagonist, although he is an ordinary person, that doesn't mean he is stupid."

"Now it's his only chance to counter Fang Meiyun, and if he wants to seize it, he must first break Fang Meiyun's pride step by step."

"Forcing someone won't change anything, you must make her change by herself."

"For example, what kind of method would he use to force Fang Meiyun to offer herself as the exchange for the protagonist to save her...?"

Tang Yu patiently explained to Nangong Ying, step by step.

Nangong Ying, listening with her mouth open and her face red, felt that she was truly learning.

Isn't that taking control of the other person, step by step?

"I think I understand, so... can I start drawing now?"

Nangong Ying, with her head lowered, didn't dare to look Tang Yu in the eye.

Talking about such rare things made her feel very embarrassed.

"Draw, draw."

Tang Yu gave Nangong Ying a light pat on the back to encourage her.

At that moment, just as Nangong Ying was starting to draw, the voices of Zhao Dashun and another person came from outside the Qunyu Pavilion, asking to see the great aunt.

"Let them in."

Tang Yu transmitted the sound with true energy, inviting them to enter.

Soon, Zhao Dashun and his companion quickly entered from outside the Qunyu Pavilion.

Because this was the place where the great aunt cultivated.

They couldn't just fly through the air, as that would be disrespectful to the great aunt.

"Great aunt, we just returned from the mountain, we've recovered the goods from the big businesses. After deducting the commissions, we have almost one thousand three hundred high-quality spiritual stones."

After saying this, the two respectfully handed a storage ring to Tang Yu.

Upon hearing the amount of spiritual stones,

Nangong Ying, who was drawing, made her brush twist for a moment.

"You've worked hard."

Tang Yu smiled and nodded, then casually threw 80 high-quality spiritual stones to Nangong Ying, paying her for her work as a model.

"Thank you, junior brother!"

Nangong Ying, after receiving the spiritual stones, put down the brush and hugged Tang Yu, smiling with squinted eyes.

This scene left Zhao Dashun and his companion stunned.

How long had it been since the great aunt arrived?

Was the old Nangong already this close to him?

With this, who knows how many male disciples from the Hehuan Sect on the mountain and male cultivators from the base would feel heartbroken.

In a good mood, Nangong Ying took out ten medium-quality spiritual stones and handed them to Zhao Dashun and his companion.

"Here you go back!"

The last time she had given them spiritual fruits that she had washed herself, then took the opportunity to scam them a little.

"The old Nangong is too polite, better keep them. The last time you helped us so much, this is just a small gesture of gratitude."

Zhao Dashun and his companion quickly returned the spiritual stones, waving their hands.

It wasn't that they were being too polite or afraid of anything.

But after Nangong Ying accepted the spiritual stones last time,

right afterward, some of their fellow disciples who didn't get along with them came to cause them trouble.

Seeing this, Nangong Ying used the excuse that those people had seen her new clothes.

He extorted some high-quality spiritual stones from them, and since then, that group of people no longer dared to cause trouble for Zhao Dashun and his companion.

This is also the reason why Nangong Ying did not incur celestial wrath or dissatisfaction among the people in the Hehuan sect.

Although he extorts spiritual stones, when he receives them, he also fulfills what he promises.

If you are being harassed, he will undoubtedly intervene to help you.

"What's the matter? How can I help you?"

Tang Yu was no longer surprised by Nangong Ying's extortion acts.

The entire Hehuan sect, except for Ancestor Wu Xin and the Master's Senior Sister, are the only people with whom he can speak without needing to pay.

"It's just that earlier some Senior Sisters were taking baths in hot springs on a hill, and we accidentally passed by and saw something we shouldn't have. Since then, their cultivation partners have been causing us trouble..."

Zhao Dashun and Liu Facai, after speaking, scratched the back of their heads with some embarrassment.

"You call that 'passing by accidentally'?"

Tang Yu showed a look of disdain. No wonder they were the "sleeping dragon and young phoenix" under his command; they still had something to learn from him.

However, now that his level had increased, Tang Yu understood the true strength of the two when he saw their cultivation in the Golden Dan Realm.

These two had limited talent.

If it weren't for a fortuitous opportunity, it would have been impossible for them to break through the Golden Dan Realm in this lifetime.

However, even after hundreds of years, their power remained stuck in the early stages of the Golden Dan.

Stuck by their talent, even though they were cultivators of the Golden Dan, their fame only sounded impressive.

Among the main disciples of the Hehuan sect, they were undoubtedly at the bottom of the hierarchy.

After thinking for a moment, Tang Yu looked at the two and said: "Since you always help me, I will teach you a spell."

Upon hearing that Tang Yu would teach them a spell, Zhao Dashun and Liu Facai immediately kneeled, crying without being able to speak: "Thank you, granduncle!"

"Eh, no need to be so polite, this spell is something special. After you learn it, try not to use it unless absolutely necessary, it has too much destructive power!"

After making a hand gesture, Tang Yu began to teach them the spell he had perfected in recent days.

This spell was created by Tang Yu while reflecting on his "path of excrement."

It is called "Creator's Hand of Excrement."

After teaching them the spell, Tang Yu asked them to try it.

At that moment, Zhao Dashun and Liu Facai were extremely excited.

Spells created through the understanding of the Dao usually have destructive power beyond imagination!

Following Tang Yu's instructions, the two tried to use the Creator's Hand of Excrement.

However, when they tried it once, the two managed to create an initial form of the spell but suddenly failed.

After several attempts, neither of them could make it work.

This left them quite discouraged, and with a guilty expression, they said:

"We are clumsy disciples, unable to use the granduncle's supreme spell..."

Seeing that they really couldn't use it, Tang Yu frowned.

He couldn't help it, those with high talent would never understand how those with low talent feel.

It's like an expert not understanding why everyone is broke.

And they wouldn't want to rent out their extra houses and cars.

Fortunately, as the creator of the spell, Tang Yu spent some time modifying the method of operation of the spell.

He modified it so that it became a combined technique between the two.

This way, even if their talent wasn't the best, they could still use it.

After teaching them again, this time, with years of cooperation, they managed to do it.

They only failed five times before they successfully used the Creator's Hand of Excrement together.

When a giant hand formed from a white liquid several meters long appeared floating in the air, a penetrating odor so sharp it hurt the eyes spread through the air.

However, the terrifying energy emanating from the hand almost made all the cultivators tremble in fear.

This spell contained the vicious Qi of corruption, which is what cultivators fear most.

Cultivators practice food abstinence to prevent this substance from forming within them and affecting the purity of their vital energy.

If a cultivator of the same level is struck by this hand, the corrupt energy contained within it would be enough to destroy all their hard training.

"Güi güi oh."

Nangong Ying looked up at the sight and couldn't help but exclaim.

Zhao Dashun and Liu Facai, incredibly excited, put away the spell and once again kneeled before Tang Yu.

"Thank you, granduncle, for granting us this supreme spell. We would never be able to repay such kindness, not even as oxen or horses."

Tang Yu made a hand gesture and smiled.

"No need to be so polite. Remember, this spell can only be used when you are together, so from now on, it's best if you always go together."

"Yes, to be more direct, from today on, you are a combined pair."

"In my opinion, now that you've become a team, you should have a name. If you don't mind, I suggest 'Excrement Combination,' and if you ever become Immortal Emperors, you'll be known as the Great Emperors of Excrement!"

Although Zhao Dashun and Liu Facai felt somewhat reluctant to that name, since it was a gift from the granduncle, they had no reason to refuse it.

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