After Hearing My Thoughts, the Heroine Wants to Be Part of My Harem

After shouting "Shit!" without thinking.

Ye Qingshan, with his mouth open, immediately swallowed a gulp of hot porridge.

But the authentic recipe for the porridge is a cup of fart with some shit to season it.

This bite was pure, only it had already been digested once.

Accompanied by a warm, sticky, and bitter feeling at the tip of the tongue.

"Fucking hell... ugh..."

After pushing the woman off him, Ye Qingshan threw himself on the edge of the bed and started vomiting like crazy, completely devastated.

As the heir to the Ye family.

He was fucking proud of his lineage!

He even believed the world revolved around the Ye family, because if it didn't, why were all the members of the Ye family so outstanding?

But that gulp of shit soup completely crushed his excessive pride.

How could someone from the Ye family eat shit?

If his grandfather found out, he'd surely kill him on the spot!

He was the shame of the Ye family!

However, while vomiting like a madman.

Zhang Yuqi, whom he had forcefully pushed, was lying on the bed on her backside, also vomiting like crazy.

She was vomiting from the back mouth.

After releasing that fart, she completely lost control of her sphincter.

The shit that had accumulated in her body began to shoot out like crazy, as if a famous Weibo actor had possessed her.

Accompanied by bursts of hot shit flying out.

Ye Qingshan, who was lying down, was once again hit, with shit on his head and back.

So busy vomiting that he didn't care about a damn thing, until he finally managed to empty his mouth.

His body was already covered in shit.

The bed and the room's walls weren't spared either.

And after that monumental shit, Zhang Yuqi was exhausted, lying on the bed with tears in her eyes, looking at Ye Qingshan while screaming:

"Sorry, baby, I just wanted to fart, I didn't think I'd shit myself!"

"Stupid!"

Ye Qingshan lunged forward and slapped her, then immediately ran to the bathroom.

It wasn't that he didn't have a temper, if he could, he would've beaten this despicable woman half to death.

But damn it, the stuff on her body smelled too bad. He couldn't stand it for another second and wanted to clean himself off immediately.

After receiving the slap, Zhang Yuqi lay on the bed and broke into tears, knowing that she and Ye Qingshan were completely done for.

In her heart, she also felt deep resentment.

Crying, she grabbed her phone and opened a foreign social media platform to rant against men and vent her feelings.

Arriving at the bathroom, Ye Qingshan was only wearing boxer underwear.

He quickly turned on the shower, stripped off his clothes, and started washing himself frantically.

Then, a new problem appeared before him.

The last one to shower had been Zhang Yuqi.

Women liked to adjust the hot water temperature a little higher.

Ye Qingshan wasn't afraid of heat.

But when the boiling water poured over him, it felt like he was cooking shit, and the stench intensified to an absurd level.

Just then, the hotel manager was conducting a hygiene inspection with several employees.

They passed by the door of Ye Qingshan's room.

A fetid odor floated from inside, stinking up the whole hallway.

"What's going on? Why does it smell so bad?"

The hotel manager's face darkened immediately and scolded the employees.

"We're a high-end hotel, can't you keep it clean? If this spreads, our hotel's reputation will be ruined!"

"Maybe there's a problem with the drainage. Let's check it right away."

The employees were visibly embarrassed. One of them immediately ran to knock on the door and called:

"Hello, we're the hotel staff. Do you have a problem with the drainage?"

However, Ye Qingshan was in the shower and didn't hear anything going on outside.

Zhang Yuqi, on the other hand, was still crying uncontrollably on the bed and didn't hear them knocking on the door.

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