Accidentally Becoming a Great Prophet?!

My goodness, that infamous Witch of Music is right in front of my eyes now…?

Moreover, she seems to have a great fondness for me…

…No, come to think of it, rather than fondness, this is heavy obsession… First of all, her eyes are terribly frightening…?!

An eccentric and madwoman who causes breakdowns on at least a national scale every time she appears, freely playing several of her original compositions.

A being with truly mysterious strength that can make not only living things dance to her song according to her mood, but sometimes even make inanimate objects move.

Moreover, this incomprehensibility works even on fellow EX-rank transcendents, so there have been times when she’s brought two EX-rank superhumans to the brink of death without suffering a single injury herself.

From the moment she appears and unfolds her music, countless accidents occur, artificial natural disasters caused by music happen, government agencies stop, research facilities halt, and astronomical losses follow every time she appears, but who could say anything to such an out-of-this-world transcendent?

However, while small accidents occur in tens or hundreds of millions of units every time she appears, surprisingly, no major accidents occur.

When she performs music, nothing is allowed except appreciating her music and dancing to it.

So, for example, things like a car dancing and crashing into a building, a flying bullet dancing and hitting its owner, or a firmly standing street tree wriggling and hitting a person next to it.

At the moment her song is played, nothing other than enjoying the song and dancing is allowed, unless she has other intentions, so no other major accidents occur.

It’s really strange and incomprehensible, but what can we do? That’s what the highest-ranking superhumans are.

Incomprehensible, with monstrous strength and godlike powers, truly unfathomable beings.

The highest-ranking superhumans are living disasters that cannot be understood or measured by ordinary human common sense, and among them, those standing at the apex are the EX-rank, also called transcendents.

I’ve gone off on a tangent, but anyway, the important thing is that such a terribly dangerous person is now showing obsession towards me…!!

“Hmm, you don’t want to tell me your name? Well, that’s fine! Then I’ll call you by an alias until I hear your real name! The alias is… hmm, Larva! How about that?”

“No, that’s…”

My goodness, what driving force to cling on, even giving an alias herself when I hesitated a little…!! Is this an EX-rank?! It’s scary…!!

“Ah, I can’t contain myself now that I’ve finally met the person I’ve been searching for so long! Would you like to hear my song commemorating this meeting?”

“What? Uh, that…”

No, really, unlike the widely known experiences of others, the Witch of Music’s music wasn’t strange and honestly was extremely pleasant to listen to!

It seems like it would be fine to listen more, but the problem is…

Bleurgh!!

‘Oh my, Yeopoong…!’

That’s it, that!

The reason why the Witch of Music, Aria’s music is reputed to be the weirdest of weird songs and the worst terrible song is simple, as people dance excitedly while she plays her songs.

While it’s not for me, for other people it was really the worst music!

While her music continues, one can only enjoy and dance to that music, but the moment the music is released, a single aftermath hits, that’s why.

The price of listening to terrible music that doesn’t suit them at all hits in an instant, so they might become deaf for a while or faint, vomit, lose their sense of direction or have their senses distorted, their brain might shut down temporarily or their organs, muscles, and bones might act separately, they might be unable to move from strange poses, and in the case of superhumans, their magic power might tangle, harden or backflow, etc. The aftereffects are said to be seriously severe.

Even S-rank superhumans are no exception.

Just look at Yeopoong over there, rotating 360 degrees while vomiting.

‘Ah… When will I clean that up… And the inside of the house must be in quite a mess too…!’

There’s really no other walking disaster like this! Honestly, after experiencing it directly, I don’t quite understand such reactions because the song was actually good, but I can’t think it’s not true when other people’s reactions are so vividly displayed in front of my eyes, can I?

Anyway, she’s going to play another song with such power?? It’ll just increase the work, make the house condition worse, and make those confused ones inside go even more wild??

I can’t bear to see such a sight…!!

But I can’t just boldly tell an EX-rank not to do it…

It would be a big mistake to think I’m this witch’s natural enemy just because the music doesn’t sound weird to me. Are the other EX-rank superhumans fools for getting affected…? They get affected even knowing.

Anyway, as such, I very carefully spoke up.

“Well, the song is good, but now is a bit…”

“You say it’s good?! I knew you’d say that!! Then I’ll play it for you right away!!”

“????”

Damn it…!! This person is definitely not normal either!!

It’s not that she doesn’t listen to people at all, but she just selects what she wants to hear!! It was an attitude befitting the mental king of My Way who jumps out and busks hard as soon as a song is composed, regardless of what others say! Sadly for me, that is.

Anyway, what can I do when words don’t get through… I’ll just have to listen…

—!! ——-? —–!! –! —–!!!

This time, instead of playing through an instrument, the Witch of Music Aria belted out a refreshing song with a unique and clear melody.

The fresh and cool song was honestly very good. To the extent that I really thought she’s good at music.

The problem was that what I saw in my line of sight while listening to it was the proud figure of our Yeopoong performing a screw on top of his own vomit.

That miserable yet proud sight made me close my eyes tightly and turn away.

‘Yeopoong… Washing you is going to be quite a chore…’

Damn, I felt like today was going to be a physically tiring day after a long time.

Anyway, while I was having such idle thoughts, as one song ended, something grabbed me and turned my head sharply.

“Ah, my dear Larva. It’s good that you’re appreciating, but please let me monopolize your gaze. I get jealous when it’s directed at others, you know?”

Looking into the witch’s smiling eyes… those eyes engraved with concentric circles that seem like they’ll just suck you in… It’s scary!!

And although her words seem polite and soft, it’s just scary!!

Should I say I can feel the sticky emotion directly?! There’s no particular strength in the hand holding my face, but it feels extremely heavy! Anyway, it’s scary! I’m saying it’s scary!! Aaah!!

“Uh, that… Haah… Yes…”

“Great! Then shall we move on to the next song? I have so much more I want to play for you! It wouldn’t be enough even if we spent days and nights, you know?”

No, you’re going to keep me for that long?! I don’t particularly want to do that, Witch of Music!!

Let me go, damn it!! Even though I haven’t seen you for long, that short time was enough to make me not want to see you for long!!

“Ahem, by the way, we can’t just stay outside, so shall we go inside for now?”

Even in the midst of this, I tried a trick with a faint hope.

If she has any conscience, wouldn’t she change her mind and leave after seeing the miserable state of the interior? That’s the kind of faint hope I had.

“My, I’d love to!”

Whether she knew my inner thoughts or not, the witch smiled softly and elegantly extended her hand to me.

What’s that, some kind of escort? I felt strongly that she wanted something like that, so I wiped off my hand that was dripping with cold sweat from extreme tension, swallowed hard, and took her hand to guide her into the house. I felt like I’d get goosebumps when our hands touched, but what could I do, I had to endure…

‘Oh my…’

Anyway, as we went inside, as I expected, I saw the completely wrecked state of the house.

“Ugh…”

First of all, the biggest scene-stealer was Cheon Ryu-hwa, who was crawling upside down on the floor like a zombie, having dyed the entire living room red with blood.

And besides that, there was Black Cat who had overturned the dining table, Lee Su-yeon who had smashed the TV, the nine-tailed fox Yeondal-gi who was chewing on her own tail, Akame who kept banging her head against a pillar… Anyway, if I were to point out everything wrong, it would be a mountain.

“Hmm? It seems you like a somewhat unique interior design?”

“…No, I don’t like it. It was clean originally, but this…”

I couldn’t bring myself to say “It became like this because of you, damn it. Haha!” and just swallowed it inside.

Anyway, to conclude my shallow plan I had just thought of, it didn’t work at all.

The witch didn’t give a damn about such things.

She gently pushed away Su-jin who was drooping on the sofa, took the seat, sat me down on the sofa too, and suddenly pulled out a flute from thin air.

Oh my, they say she’s the Witch of Music, but it seems she can even pull out instruments from thin air!

It looks like I’ll have to just watch her freely play various songs with various instruments until she’s satisfied?! The more she does that, the more chaotic the house will become!! This is ruined…

As I was listening to Aria’s music with a soulless smile and a half-resigned heart, the moment Aria put down her flute…!!

“Kieek…!! Stop it!! Die!!!”

Crack!!

Cheon Ryu-hwa, who had been lying down and flopping like a live fish riding the wave in the back, let out a ghostly shriek as soon as one performance ended, rushed over, and chopped Aria’s head with her axe!