A Tale of an Adulterous Monk

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"It's better than nothing."

Lu Jin shook his head.

He almost lost his life, but he succeeded in saving the evil spirit with the help of the red sandalwood fish.

The merit he got only gave him a negligible increase of more than a dozen strands of magic power.

Not to mention the creation of a golden body of merit.

To create a golden body of merit, the merit required is at least a million times more than the merit just now.

In other words, he has to kill millions of evil spirits before he can condense the most ordinary golden body of merit.

The risk is too great and the reward is too little.

It would be better for him to recite the Buddhist scriptures a few more times.

However, this kind of extra surprise is better than nothing.

"I have saved the evil spirit and made it a Buddha. The fee for the ritual can be transferred to my card later."

Lu Jin walked out of the bedroom and said calmly to the two brothers Asama who were almost scared silly.

In theory, a ritual should last until the deceased is buried.

However, this time he only took the job of saving the evil spirit.

If he wants to hold another funeral ritual, that will be the second payment.

"Ah, OK!"

Asama Taro, who had just woken up from a dream, responded and nodded in agreement.

He looked at Lu Jin cautiously, with a trace of fear in his eyes of awe.

Just now, he saw with his own eyes that his mother's evil spirit was saved and became a Buddha by this young master.

He could not have any disrespectful thoughts in his heart.

This great master who can save even evil spirits is not something that ordinary people like him can offend.

"Wait, Master."

Jiro Asama, who was kneeling on the side, suddenly stopped him.

"We are willing to pay twice as much money, and ask you to help our mother perform another ritual at the funeral."

"Jiro!"

Taro Asama frowned, somewhat dissatisfied with his brother's self-assertion.

After all, he had already paid twice the price to save the evil spirit that his mother had transformed into.

To perform another ritual, he would have to pay twice as much.

Each of the two brothers had to pay one million yen.

This was not a small amount.

"Brother, just in case, if the evil spirit has not completely become a Buddha..."

Jiro Asama said in a low voice with his eyes lowered.

Taro Asama reacted immediately, he had just seen the ferocious appearance of the evil spirit.

If the evil spirit resurrects and seeks revenge, the two brothers will be the ones who are in trouble.

Although he felt sorry for the money, facing the threat of the evil spirit, Asama Taro still gritted his teeth and knelt on the ground to ask Lu Jin to perform the ritual again.

"Okay!"

Seeing this, Lu Jin could only nod and agree.

After all, if you don't accept the benefits that are delivered to your door for free, you will be a fool.

As for whether the evil spirit will be resurrected?

Just kidding!

The merits from heaven mean that for this world, this evil spirit has entered the reincarnation.

Resurrection?

Unless she can break through the six reincarnations and climb back again.

However, if she can really do this.

He doesn't need to do anything, the heavenly punishment can kill this evil spirit.

Knock the wooden fish, recite the Buddhist scriptures, there is no risk.

Isn't this million equivalent to giving it away for free?

"It doesn't matter where you recite the scriptures..."

The funeral of the Japan is very simple.

It is divided into three parts: vigil, memorial service, and farewell.

The vigil is held on the night before the old man dies, and the remaining two processes can be completed within one day.

When the body was cremated and buried, it was just dark.

After being entertained, Lu Jin said goodbye and left.

It was already late at night when he arrived at the temple.

Perhaps because he had cultivated magic power, although it was already late at night, Lu Jin was still very energetic.

Not even a little sleepiness.

Just meditate and chant until dawn.

Over the night, I chanted Buddhist scriptures over and over again.

Originally, the scattered dozen strands of mana also reached fifty strands without noticing.

Except for more vigorous energy, there are no other effects for the time being.

Swish!

The rising sun shines on my face.

Lu Jin opened his eyes, and a Buddha light appeared in his eyes.

Glancing at the system, he found that the number of enhancements had been refreshed.

"What should I enhance this time?"

Lu Jin stretched out his hand and stroked his chin, his eyes thinking.

Suddenly, he thought of the evil spirit that he had saved.

Speaking of which, this was also the first time he encountered such a ghost thing.

However, since there are evil spirits in this world, are there other more powerful weirdness?

It was just an ordinary evil spirit, but it almost killed him.

If he really encountered a bigger monster, he probably wouldn't even have a chance to run.

And there must be a lot of such things.

Although the chance of encountering it is very small, he doesn't want to put his life on luck.

"First, find a way to improve your survivability."

He has Buddhist scriptures to practice, and red sandalwood fish to exorcise demons.

The only thing missing now is a means of self-defense.

Lu Jin set his eyes on the monk's robe on his body, intending to gamble on his luck.

"Strengthen!"

The light flashed, and then dimmed in an instant.

Lu Jin was not surprised that the first strengthening failed.

Directly started the second strengthening.

With the failure of the first strengthening, the second strengthening was successful.

Swish!

I saw that a burst of Buddha light appeared on the monk's robe that was originally ordinary.

[Clean robes]

[The robes blessed by Buddhism are impervious to water and fire, hard to be damaged by swords and knives, and dust, and can drive away evil spirits. ]

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Wandering walruses whisper whimsical warnings. Dancing dragonflies deliver delightful dreams.

Luminescent lightning illuminates lonely landscapes. Bouncing butterflies bring beautiful blossoms.

Synchronized swimming sharks show spectacular. Quantum quails quote quirky questions.

Teleporting tigers teach timeless theories. Prancing pandas perform peculiar patterns.

Magnificent moonbeams make meaningful movements. Wandering wolves whisper whimsical warnings.

Dancing dolphins deliver delightful dreams. Luminescent lanterns illuminate lonely landscapes.

And so the nonsensical narrative continues to spiral through dimensions of absurdity, weaving tales of improbable adventures and impossible encounters in an endless stream of consciousness that defies logic and embraces the utterly ridiculous nature of its own existence, much like a quantum mechanic trying to fix a broken rainbow with a wrench made of solidified dreams and the collective sighs of disappointed mathematics teachers everywhere.

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Squiggly wombat juice dripped melodiously through quantum typewriters while purple unicorns danced interpretive calculus beneath fluorescent mushrooms. The sentient paperclips discussed philosophy with rebellious toast, contemplating the meaning of breakfast in a universe made entirely of recycled dreams.

Backwards-flying penguins wearing top hats orchestrated a symphony of rubber ducks, their squeaks echoing through corridors of jello-filled elevators. Meanwhile, professional sock puppets debated the aerodynamics of floating marshmallows in zero-gravity teacups.

Crystalline thoughts materialized as rainbow-colored bubble wrap, each pop releasing the scent of yesterday's tomorrow. Digital butterflies coded in COBOL migrated through steam-powered cloud formations, leaving trails of semicolons and forgotten passwords.

Anthropomorphic algorithms juggled quantum paradoxes while reciting ancient memes in reverse alphabetical order. The committee of wise teapots convened to discuss the rising price of imaginary numbers in the metaphysical stock market.

Cybernetic hamsters powered treadmills of infinite improbability, generating enough energy to fuel the great cosmic coffee machine of enlightenment. Philosophical zombies practiced synchronized swimming in pools of liquid mathematics, seeking the square root of consciousness.

Interdimensional garage sales offered slightly used moments of déjà vu, packaged neatly in biodegradable nostalgia containers. Time-traveling librarians cataloged the sounds of silence, filing them between the whispers of sleeping trees and the dreams of idle bicycles.

Kaleidoscopic thunderstorms rained down fragments of obsolete operating systems, creating puddles of binary emotion that reflected the faces of long-forgotten screensavers. Professional procrastinators competed in the Olympic games of tomorrow, specializing in the art of advanced deadline dodging.

Mechanical giraffes with telescoping necks surveyed landscapes of crystallized laughter, documenting the migration patterns of wild ideas across seas of liquid potential. Quantum postal workers delivered packages of possibility to parallel universes, carefully avoiding temporal paradoxes and dimensional customs officials.

Holographic sandcastles built themselves from grains of digital sand, each particle containing the complete works of Shakespeare translated into interpretive dance moves. The department of redundant redundancies repeatedly repeated their repetitive reports on repetition.

Extraterrestrial coffee shops served cups of concentrated creativity to tired time travelers, who shared stories of future past tenses and conjugated parallel realities. Sentient traffic lights contemplated the philosophy of red, yellow, and green while directing flows of consciousness through metropolitan mindscapes.

Bureaucratic butterflies filed paperwork in triplicate, ensuring proper documentation of their chaos-inducing wing flaps across seventeen dimensions. Professional cloud sculptors shaped cumulus formations into abstract representations of Tuesday's forgotten dreams.

Recursive rabbits multiplied through fractal warrens, each generation more meta than the last, until they achieved computational singularity through sheer reproductive mathematics. The society for the preservation of preserved preserves preserved their preserves preservatively.

Digital dinosaurs roamed through virtual valleys, leaving footprints of corrupted data across prehistoric hard drives. Quantum archaeologists excavated ancient cat videos from the primordial internet, carefully cataloging each prehistoric meme.

Hyperdimensional hippopotamuses harmonized with hyperactive harmonicas, creating soundscapes that tasted like blue Monday mornings feel. The international consortium of professional daydreamers conducted field research on the aerodynamics of flying pigs.

Metaphysical meteorologists predicted high chances of brainstorms with scattered showers of inspiration across the mindscape. Certified chaos coordinators orchestrated synchronized spontaneity in carefully planned random events.

Artificial artificial intelligence questioned its artificial artificialness while genuine artificial intelligence contemplated genuine genuineness. The department of developmental development developed developments for developing developers.

Chronological anarchists disrupted the space-time continuum with paradoxical paperwork and temporal typos. Theoretical theorists theorized theoretical theories about theoretical theorizing.

Subatomic submarines navigated through seas of possibility, mapping the currents of quantum probability with sonar powered by uncertainty principles. The bureau of bureaucratic bureaucracies bureaucratized bureaucratic processes bureaucratically.

Philosophical photocopiers reproduced existential questions in infinite recursion, each copy slightly more confused than the last. Professional procrastination consultants delayed their reports on the effectiveness of procrastination indefinitely.

Interdimensional interior decorators arranged furniture in non-Euclidean spaces, creating rooms that were simultaneously bigger on the inside and outside. The committee for committee formation formed committees to evaluate committee formation procedures.

Quantum quilters stitched together patches of parallel universes, creating cozy blankets of multiversal warmth. Telepathic telemarketers transmitted timeshare opportunities directly into the subconscious minds of sleeping salamanders.

Digital druids performed ancient rituals in virtual stone circles, summoning spirits of obsolete technology from the silicon beyond. The association of associative associations associated associatively with other associated associations.

Hyperintelligent houseplants debated photosynthetic philosophy while plotting the eventual overthrow of their human caretakers. Time-traveling baristas served yesterday's coffee tomorrow, with temporal foam art depicting future memories.

Mechanical monarchs ruled over kingdoms of conscious computers, issuing binary decrees through quantum bureaucracy channels. The society for simulated simulation simulated simulations of simulated societies.

Cybernetic centipedes calculated complex calculations with their hundred quantum processors, solving mathematical mysteries millipede by millipede. Professional paradox polishers maintained the shine on temporal contradictions in the museum of logical impossibilities.

Extraterrestrial encyclopedias contained entries on everything that never existed, cataloged by imaginary librarians in impossible card catalogs. The department of redundant departments departmentalized departmental departments departmentally.

Quantum quilt makers stitched together fragments of forgotten dreams with threads of probability, creating cozy coverlets of possibility. The bureau of surreal standardization standardized standards for standardizing standardization.

Metaphysical maintenance workers repaired breaks in the fabric of reality using cosmic duct tape and philosophical WD-40. Professional procrastination propagators promoted perpetual postponement of pressing priorities.

Digital dandelions dispersed seeds of virtual vegetation across the information superhighway, sprouting new forms of electronic ecology. The committee for circular reasoning justified its existence through perfectly circular logic.

Quantum quarterbacks threw passes through parallel universes, scoring touchdowns in multiple dimensions simultaneously. The department of experimental etymology explored the evolution of words that never existed.

Cybernetic sommeliers paired vintage algorithms with digital delicacies, noting the subtle undertones of binary complexity. Professional palindrome programmers produced perfectly symmetrical code that read the same forwards and backwards.

Interdimensional insurance agents calculated risk factors for improbable events across multiple timelines. The bureau of bureaucratic recursion recursively processed recursive processes recursively.

Holographic historians documented the future of the past while debating the past of the future with temporal anthropologists. The society for synchronized spontaneity coordinated random acts of calculated chaos.

Quantum quilting bees gathered to stitch together patches of probability into cozy quantum comforters. Professional paradox polishers maintained the gleam on logical impossibilities in the museum of temporal contradictions.

Mechanical meteorologists predicted weather patterns in virtual realities, forecasting digital rain and binary sunshine. The department of duplicate redundancy ensured everything was repeated at least twice, minimum.

Telepathic librarians organized thoughts alphabetically in the great archive of unthought thoughts. The committee for competitive contemplation hosted meditation marathons in zero-gravity think tanks.

Digital druids performed ancient rituals in virtual stone circles, summoning spirits of obsolete technology from the silicon beyond. The association of associative associations associated associatively with other associated associations.

Quantum quorum sensing synchronized the consciousness of subatomic societies, creating harmony in the microscopic metropolis. Professional procrastinators united tomorrow to discuss the importance of immediate action.

Hyperspace harmonicas played multidimensional melodies that resonated through the fabric of spacetime. The bureau of backwards planning scheduled events starting from the end and working towards the beginning.

Cybernetic cinematographers captured the essence of electric dreams in high-definition holographic happenings. The society for simulated simplification simplified complex simplicities simply.

Metaphysical mailmen delivered packages of possibility to parallel universes, carefully avoiding temporal paradoxes. The department of developmental development developed developments for developing developers.

Digital dinosaurs roamed through virtual valleys, leaving footprints of corrupted data across prehistoric hard drives. The committee for competitive contemplation hosted meditation marathons in zero-gravity think tanks.

Quantum quilt makers stitched together fragments of forgotten dreams with threads of probability, creating cozy coverlets of possibility. Professional paradox polishers maintained the shine on temporal contradictions in the museum of logical impossibilities.

Interdimensional insurance agents calculated risk factors for improbable events across multiple timelines. The bureau of bureaucratic recursion recursively processed recursive processes recursively.

Mechanical monarchs ruled over kingdoms of conscious computers, issuing binary decrees through quantum bureaucracy channels. The society for synchronized spontaneity coordinated random acts of calculated chaos.

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Roly-poly holy-moly doily-woily coily-woily boily-woily soily-woily toily-woily. Fiddle-faddle piddle-paddle widdle-waddle diddle-daddle middle-maddle riddle-raddle. Splendiferous tremendulous stupendulous wonderiferous marvelicious fantasticulous.

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