A Salted Fish In the Second Element

　　 “Shirai-san…what’s wrong with you?” Chuharu Shiri’s anxious cry came from his ear.

　　 Hanyu swallowed the crepe that he had just bitten into his mouth. Then he looked up and saw that Bai Jingheizi on one side had turned black and white, and he kept chanting “how can this be done.” and the like. Hanyu is a little unclear.

　　 It turned out that when Hanyu and Misaka Mikoto were exchanging crepes with each other, Hanyu didn’t pay attention to a bite and bit into the place Misaka Mikoto had eaten. Completed a liquid exchange (funny~). Hanyu had an indirect kiss with someone for the first time.

　　 When the two exchanged tastings, Shirai Kuroko was at first dragged and chatted by the neighbors Saten Leiko and Chuharu Shiri and did not pay attention.

　　 When she turned her head to look over, Hanyu had already bitten down, and Shirai Kuroko had no time to stop it.

　　 “How could this be? Since there is still this kind of operation.” Shirai Kuroko, who had been petrified, kept chanting something.

Mikoto Misaka, who was sitting in the middle of the two, was prepared to exchange and tasting things as a natural occurrence. As a result, Kuroko Shirai was on the sidelines to announce this to the public, and Mikoto Misaka had to blush and talk to the public. Head down like an ostrich.

　　 “You actually kissed your sister indirectly! Damn it. I’m going to kill you bastard!” In the end, Shirai Kuroko couldn’t persuade herself to accept the facts, and as a result, the whole person was black.

　　 Hanyu saw Shirai Kuroko suddenly pulling out an anti-wolf electric shock stick from where he rushed towards him, with a hideous expression on his face at the same time.

　　 “Die. Pervert!”

　　 “Wait a minute, Shirai-san. Please calm down.” Hanyu saw the crepe in his hand and fell to the ground unsteadily. Stand up directly from the seat and run away.

　　 “Ahahahaha~ Die. Die.”

　　 Hanyu escaped a few attacks from Shirai Kuroko behind him in a thrilling manner, then gave up his plan to discuss with her, shut up and immersed himself in the escape, lest his words affect the rhythm of his escape.

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　　 “Sorry, you also know that Kuroko is like that. So sorry.”

After 　　 Hanyu escaped from Shirai Kuroko’s pursuit, he did not return to Misaka Mikoto and others. Since I went back to the net, I thought about it and sent a text message to the girls. Hanyu went home.

　　 Then as soon as he got home, Hanyu received a call from Misaka Mikoto.

　　 “It’s okay, Shirai-san should just be joking with me. I didn’t care at all, not at all.” Hanyu himself didn’t believe this. But the kind words that should be said are still to be said, after all, human beings are such hypocritical social animals.

　　 “Um, Misaka-san, what is your voice?” Suddenly Hanyu heard a “Hmm…” voice on the phone, as if someone was covering his mouth, he couldn’t help being a little strange.

“Ah, no, no. You got it wrong.” Misaka Mikoto turned back so fiercely that he glared at Shirai Kuroko, and saw that she was lying on the bed where the two of them lived, her hands and feet, and even her mouth tied with cloth to receive a calm education. .

　　 “Am I wrong? Then it’s fine if you have nothing to do with you.”

　　 “Ahaha~ Thank you so much today.”

　　 “It’s okay, friends are just doing each other a favor.”

　　 “……”

　　 “……”

　　 I don’t know what to talk about, there is a moment of silence between the two.

　　 “That’s okay, I’ll hang up first.”

　　 “Okay, see you at school next week.”

　　 “See you at school.”

　　 Putting down the phone, staring at the screen where the call with Hanyu ended, Misaka Mikoto was a little dazed.

　　 “Sister-sama…” Suddenly, Shirai Kuroko, who had unknowingly freed himself from the shackles, quietly touched Misaka Mikoto’s side. While Misaka Mikoto was still in a daze, Shirai Kuroko stretched out his sinful hands to Misaka Mikoto.

　　 “Huh! Kuroko!” Mikoto Misaka called out shyly after being attacked on sensitive parts of her body. “Heizi, stop it. Where can’t you…”

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　　 Hanyu, who hung up, didn’t know that somewhere in the same city at the moment, two girls were tickling each other.

　　 When he came to the mirror, Hanyu looked at the gauze and band-aids on his face. It hurts.

　　 “I hope it doesn’t leave scars. I’m going to the shopping mall with Kato tomorrow. It’s tiring to think about it…”

　　 After being active today, and so many things have happened, Hanyu just feels exhausted.

　　 “Then take a bath, and rest early today.” Thinking about Hanyu, he went to take a bath with hot water.

　　 The water level in the bathtub rose sharply as Hanyu entered, and some rushed outside.

　　 “Ah, it’s so comfortable.” Hanyu, who had been in China in his previous life, took a shower from an early age. After crossing into neon in this life, Hanyu fell in love with the bath. A grumpy ball was also placed in the warm bath water, and Hanyu’s fatigue after the day was relieved.

“By the way, how long will the system end its hibernation?” Thinking of the fight with the gangsters today, although I only have a first-level three-legged cat kung fu, I can still fight them vividly. If I let it go, I must have been punched. fall.

　　 I think that Hanyu misses the system a little bit. Although the tasks released by the system are very nasty and interesting, Hanyu knows that as long as he completes the tasks himself, the rewards provided by the system are real. Don’t leave it alone, at least I am now earning my living expenses by relying on my cooking skills. And today, if you have a higher level of Three-legged Cat Kung Fu, maybe you don’t need to be injured.

“By the way, how many levels does this three-legged cat need to be able to beat Misaka Mikoto’s level of horror~www.mtlnovel.com~ When I think of Misaka Mikoto’s ghostly performance today, Hanyu couldn’t help it even if he was soaked in hot water. There was a chill.

　　 “Well, it’s horrible. I will never make Misaka Mikoto angry in the future.” Hanyu told himself in his heart.

Counting down on his current skills, Hanyu said that he can cook, fight, understand music and write novels (but when I think of the tragic situation of the author’s codewords I’ve heard before, Hanyu is a little scared to write novels), and he has a good physique. Still a’rich second generation’.

　　 But Hanyu is still unsatisfied. He always feels that he can do more skills. After all, he has more skills and his skill level is a little low. They are all introductory levels.

　　 And there is no system for a long time to add writing fun to my life, Hanyu is a little nostalgic for the system now.

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　　 After taking a shower, Hanyu returned to the room when he picked up the phone and saw a text message on it.

　　 “Wang Jun, don’t forget tomorrow.”

　　 Okay, Kato Kei sent a text message to remind Hanyu to forget.

　　 Hanyu couldn’t help laughing after seeing the text message. After thinking about it, he would reply to a text message and want to ** Megumi Kakato.

　　 “I was just thinking about tomorrow. Really, Kato, who do you think of me.”

　　 It didn’t take long for the mobile phone to have text messages.

　　 “Sorry.” Hanyu grinned when he saw a cute emoji added to the end of the message.

　　 Only then did Hanyu feel that Megumi Kato was actually just an ordinary girl.

　　 So he replied “See you tomorrow, good night.” Hanyu was ready to go to bed.

　　 “Sawu, good night.” After yelling to the next door, Hanyu lay on the bed, covered the quilt, and closed his eyes.