NOVEL WEB Chapter 11 - Cooking? Or underwear?
Hanyu summarized the process of cooking today.
The ability brought by culinary proficiency lv.1 allows you to cook some ordinary home-cooked dishes without any problems. And because of the fried rice buff, if you make fried rice yourself, the taste will not be worse than those of the hotel chefs, and there is still a lot of room for improvement.
For example, in terms of knife skills, I can only say that the cut looks better, but it’s still far from reaching the level of the same length and thickness. If you can improve your knives, you can add more flavor, and the balance of flavors will be better.
In terms of fire conditions, the firepower generated by the family gas stove in my home is still different from the violent fire of the hotel, and I am not doing well in turning the pot now.
Of course, even if these conditions are not met, at least I am making fried rice very well now, and it is even more delicious because of the reason I just made it at home.
But Hanyu didn’t plan to work **** cooking. After all, when the next dividend comes in, you can eat and die. If you want something delicious, just spend money to buy it.
Because being rich is really possible to do whatever you want, paralyzing you, forcing you to go up to Liangshan, the mountains and rivers are exhausted, do your best, do whatever you want.
“Ding…”
“No good, something big is going to happen!!”
Familiar sound, familiar taste, familiar formula, familiar feeling, familiar system. At this moment, Hanyu was filled with anxiety after hearing the prompt sound from the system.
“Fuck! This system publishes tasks too frequently, right? Is there anything to slow down the frequency? Can I not pick up the tasks? I’m still young and don’t want a dog!”
“No way~~~Task: Is cooking so you can’t work hard without working hard?”
”Please choose: 1. A dish that does not shine is not a good dish! Please make a luminous dish for others to taste.”
“2. A dish without medicine is not a good dish! Please make a medicine dish for others to taste.”
”Rewards for successful missions will be sent randomly.”
“Deadline: one week.”
“Mission failed: get a girl’s underwear on campus~”
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—Wang Yusheng’s Brain Fantasy Theater—
“Recently, the perversion of molesting girls everywhere in Toyonosaki Academy was finally captured by the Commissioner of Discipline with the efforts of the Student Union. First of all, we would like to thank classmate Anyi XX and the suspect’s sister XX Sagiri for the clues provided.” In front of the camera, I was excited to report the latest campus news.
“Next, before the police come to the school to take the prisoner away, let us interview to see what kind of experience the suspect has embarked on such a perverted road, and what his psychological journey will be. The twists and turns. Let’s take a closer look! Let’sgo!” After speaking, the reporter took the cameraman and left.
Temporary detention room.
“Mr. Wang, why did you attack girls in school and molest their underwear?” The reporter put the microphone into the suspect’s mouth.
“Can you give me my phone? Otherwise, I won’t say it.” Wang Yusheng, a suspect who did not want to be named, said to the reporter with a blank face.
In order to make a big news, the reporter tried his best to communicate with the student union, and finally asked the student union to agree to hand over the suspect’s mobile phone to a reporter.
“I gave you the phone, can you tell us about it now?” the reporter asked after handing the phone to the suspect.
“Ah, wait a minute.” After the suspect took the phone over, he turned on the music player, and found a song in the music list “俺も、もうジャンプ写真しなきゃいけねぇ歳だよなぁ” and played it Up. “Well, you can ask.”
So the reporter repeated the question just now.
“I’m so stupid, really.” The suspect raised his lackluster eyes and continued. “I only know that cooking can make delicious dishes; I don’t know that cooking is not just delicious dishes. No one has ever told me what other luminous dishes are in cooking, and medicine dishes. I really can’t do it underneath.” Suspect After a pause, emotions brewed.
“Being a human being! The most important thing is to be happy! I don’t want things to be like this now! But what can I do. If I don’t do anything, I feel bad!” He then whimpered, unable to tell. Sentences come.
The reporter was also a little confused when he heard what the suspect said. How to molest a girl has something to do with cooking. But she still grasped the point, and it would be very uncomfortable if she didn’t do it. So the reporter then asked.
“Why don’t you do it, it will be very uncomfortable. Is there any psychological reason? Don’t you think it’s unusual for you to assault a lady and be indecent?”
“It is impossible to be normal, and it is impossible to be normal in this life.”
“Um?”
“I don’t know how to cook, I can only live by getting underwear.”
“what?”
“Maybe it’s okay to go to the detention center and don’t harm others.”
“this…”
“I heard that they are full of talents, and they speak nicely. Maybe I will really like them.”
The reporter listened to the suspects talking about a lot, and the whole person was said to be dizzy and didn’t understand what the other party wanted to express.
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”Dirty~dirty~”
With the sound of the police siren, the suspect was taken away by the police. Only the reporter and her little photographer stay in place, entangled in how to write the report.
—The end of the theater—
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After receiving the task, Wang Yusheng wanted to lift up the kitchen that had just been cleaned up. But when I think of it, getting angry will be refreshing, and it will be uncomfortable to clean up. So persuaded.
“Fuck! System, you want me to make luminous dishes and medicated dishes. At any rate, tell me what luminous dishes and medicinal dishes are!”
Because of the previous lesson, knowing that there is nothing good if not accepting the task, Hanyu can only try to communicate with the system to obtain a little useful information.
“Luminous cuisine: Originated from the ancient land of China, highly skilled chefs, through the collocation and fusion of ingredients, and a series of cooking techniques, UU Reading The resulting cuisine. In addition to the unforgettable taste, it also has various benefits for the human body. After eating it, it can often prolong life. The most obvious sign is that it can shine brightly when the cooking is completed.”
“Medicinal cooking: Due to the decline in the spiritual energy content of the world and the deterioration of the quality of the ingredients. In the era when luminous cooking is becoming more and more difficult to appear, the wisdom of many master chefs has been assembled to develop a new way of cooking. According to the properties of the ingredients, Reasonable selection of ingredients, through the mutual promotion of ingredients, make the essence of the ingredients in the cooking process more pure, so as to reach a new peak of cooking. Similarly, in addition to the unforgettable taste, medicine cooking can also strengthen the body. The most obvious sign is that it will amplify the sensory stimulation of the taster when the food is tasted. Just like the medicine, it will make people feel the illusion of resonance with the food, and even make the taster’s clothes burst.”
“Hey hey hey! You are all urban legends! What kind of cooking can shine when it is finished, there are fireflies in it or the kitchen utensils are lighted. What kind of cooking can make people eat clothes bursting, it is clothes The quality is too bad!” Wang Yusheng vomited.
“Please find the host yourself.”
“Hello…”
After , what Wang Yusheng asked, the system did not respond. Wang Yusheng felt tired and uncomfortable. He wanted to cry but couldn’t cry.
“I can already imagine the days to come. This **** system either sent me to the police station or on the way to the police station. Asshole!”
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However, Wang Yusheng, no matter how much he complains, it is useless.
After much deliberation, I can only start experiments in the kitchen.