The Unemployed Demon Lord

"Irreverent! Die! Die! Die..."

The rapier hit the stage floor, making a clanging sound.

"Wait! Calm down! It's dangerous!"

A drop of cold sweat dripped down on Merlin's forehead, and he dodged the rapier stabbed by Alice with his head back and forth. If he was not careful, he would be stabbed into a hornet's nest!

"Damn you! I'll cut off your hand! I don't care about humanitarianism!"

Alice's rapier attacked crazily, probably because Merlin touched her breasts, she became angry from embarrassment, and she had to play with her dignity.

Merlin shook his head and dodged, feeling a little helpless in his heart, suspecting that Alice had never communicated with a man before, and overreacted.

"Hey, hey, Alice, please stop, I haven't seen you getting more and more angry in a year? Old acquaintances don't talk about hugging when they meet, how can there be someone like you who draws a sword and stabs like you?"

"Eh!?" Alice came back to her senses for a while, with a strange expression on her face. Looking at the heavy makeup of the Shamat nobleman on Merlin's face, she couldn't recognize who it was, "Old acquaintance? Who are you!"

In fact, Merlin's feeling for Alice is very strange now, he has been traveling alone, there is no familiar person, and he feels a little lonely.

When I saw Alice today, even if I knew that she was from the hostile Holy See camp, I still feel a little kind now.

Thinking about it carefully, the two of them don't have any major enmity, it's nothing more than a conflict caused by different camps.

Besides, it was quite harmonious when I crossed the Orkney Strait with Alice in cooperation (forced), and spent three days and three nights in peace.

Of course, the most important thing is that Merlin is no longer the devil, and there is no need to fight against the brave Alice, and the hostile relationship a year ago will not continue to this day.

In an instant, the original enemies had no reason to fight, and they seemed to be able to calm down, sit together, drink and chat.

As everyone knows, even if the enemy relationship between the devil and the brave had disappeared, Alice still hated Merlin to the point of gnashing her teeth, because her life was messed up by this hateful man, she was in huge debts, and had to go everywhere to make a living every day. run around.

"Haha..." Merlin shook his blond hair thinking he was handsome, blinked his eyes, and said as much as possible to express his kindness, "Beautiful Miss Alice, I am Merlin, forget that we are singing together, crossing the Olympic Have you spent three wonderful days and three nights in the Kerney Strait?"

Wonderful fart!

I'm going to be exhausted to death!

They were also forced to sing childish nursery rhymes!

and many more!Merlin?The Great Demon King of the First Hall? !

No way!Why is he here!real or fake! ?

How could it be such a coincidence?All this is a lie!

Alice's delicate body tensed up, her expression was uncertain, and there was still luck in her eyes, hoping that she had made a mistake.

Merlin seemed to see Alice's doubts, and wiped off the heavy makeup on his face with his hands, revealing a fresh face with a wicked smile.

"I remember that after we went ashore, you couldn't restrain your feelings, you stripped off your clothes crazily, and showed love to me with your ****, alas, think about how young you were back then, hahaha..."

"Pfft!" Alice spat out a mouthful of old blood that was more than three feet high, the veins on her forehead were throbbing wildly, and her face flushed red at the speed of light, like boiling water bubbling with steam.

Shut up!

Shameless old thief! !

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Chapter 54:

The crowd of onlookers made a burst of ridicule, and anyone could see that the relationship between Merlin and Alice was not normal.

****Show love?It seems that there is an unknown story.

Who stripped naked to show love to him!

Obviously he was staring at me with squinting eyes!

This kind of guy who is not serious all day long seems to be sexually harassing him by pinching his nostrils!

Alice's tender body was trembling non-stop, not because of the reunion of "old friends", but because of the liveliness of her liver.

Logically speaking, Alice knew the difference in strength between herself and Merlin, so she would definitely run away and dare not use force with him.

But Alice suddenly thought of many things, which flashed through her mind like a revolving lantern.

I am trapped by the life of Meilin Keng, I live a tired life of running around every day, and I have to worry about paying the rent every month.

The 19-year-old girl suddenly felt very wronged. At her age, she should be living a life without worrying about food and clothing, but because of Merlin's relationship, she was living a life of hardship.

Alice was finally overwhelmed, and in front of her enemy, she vented her grievances for more than a year. Her grievances turned into anger, and she overcame her fear of Merlin.

"Die, Lucifer III! Die!"

Alice snorted angrily, thrust out the rapier in her hand with red eyes, and slammed at Merlin below her.

It was too late to say it, but Merlin's eyes widened in astonishment, and he quickly moved his head to the side.

The cold and sharp rapier brushed against Merlin's ear, pierced into the wooden stage floor, and made a "bang" sound.

"Hey, hey, Miss Alice, calm down. After all, we were also partners who crossed the strait together back then, and we got along quite happily. Didn't I just accept your bare butt show of love? It won't kill me..."

Merlin showed a very embarrassing expression, and cold sweat rolled down his forehead, clearly aware that the sword just now was really full of killing intent.

Does he not understand what happened?I don't seem to have done anything bad to Alice, why do I hate myself so much?Besides, I am not the devil king anymore, is it necessary to continue to love and kill each other?

"Shut up! You bastard! Who is your partner?! You were the one who threatened me on the beach!"

As soon as Alice finished speaking, there was a burst of boos from the crowd, threat?It seems to be a story that makes people blush and heartbeat.

"Stop, stop, stop, the more you talk, the more you get misunderstood. Who is coercing you? Don't spread rumors to slander my innocence." Merlin frowned, thinking that he just wanted the mithril armor, who knows which muscle of Alice's cramp ?He stripped himself off straight away.

"Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and die!"

Alice tried her best to pull out the rapier that had been pierced into the stage floor, but found that it was stuck and couldn't be pulled out for a while, which made the serious scene a little embarrassing.

"Hey~" Merlin smiled with his mouth twisted, thinking that Alice, a silly girl, is really stupid.

Alice blushed and became angry from embarrassment. She simply didn't use the rapier, and grabbed Merlin's collar by the neck, pulled him up, shook him violently, and accused him viciously.

"How about a hippie smile?"

"You big villain, you made me miserable, do you know that?"

"Did so much to me on the beach!"

"Also took away my most precious thing, then slapped my butt mercilessly and left!"

"Do you know how much mental damage it caused me?"

"Now I work so hard, it's all because of your irresponsibility!"

"I still can't forget the unforgettable pain that left me at the beginning!"

"If you're still a man, obediently take responsibility for me!"

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Chapter 55: Monthly Ticket Addition

"You big villain, I was hurt by you, give me back what you took away from me..."

Alice grabbed the collar around Merlin's neck, her eyes were red, and a sense of grievance hit her, making her cry like a little girl.

The onlookers all cast very contemptuous looks at Mei Lin, treating him as an irresponsible scumbag who pushed him down, left him alone, and went off on his own.

You can't blame the masses for hearing that the wind is rain, and those who don't understand the truth, that's what Alice said.

Most of the people here are women, knowing that the first time is quite unforgettable and full of pain, but as soon as they came up, they met an irresponsible man, and they all had strong sympathy for Alice.

"Wow~, Uncle Merlin, what did you do to Big Sister? It's disgusting!" Little Henry frowned, with a disgusted expression, "Shouldn't you feel lucky to be favored by Big Sister? I don't want to be responsible, I look down on you more and more! Bah!"

Alice was so sad that she forgot to explain, which made the scene even more embarrassing.

"No, what are you guessing? You misunderstood..."

Merlin's face was expressionless, with dense black lines appearing on his forehead, he thought to himself that this terrible line clearly makes people misunderstand that I am having an affair with Alice, what precious thing?I just snatched a piece of mithril armor, and that thing is really valuable...

"Hurry up and return the things to me, or I will kill you."

Alice didn't continue to fight Merlin, because after she calmed down a bit, she couldn't beat him at all, so she might as well ask him to return the mithril armor, so that she wouldn't have any burdens in life.

Anyway, I am not a brave man now, so there is no need to take risks to defeat the demons.

"that……"

Merlin frowned, looking at the girl's grief and indignation, wondering what happened to her?It seems to be related to myself.

In short, let's chat first, we haven't seen each other for more than a year, even if we are enemies from the past, we can catch up and chat.

After all, there is no conflict between the demon king and the brave, and there is no great hatred between myself and Alice

"Alice, calm down."

"Let's let go of each other's grudges first."

"Then put the past grievances aside."

"Let's have a few drinks together at the end, my treat."

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Silent night.

All the guests in the tavern left.

At the counter, Merlin and Alice were sitting not too far away, drinking something.

Merlin drank light yellow champagne unhurriedly, while Alice drank milk with ice cubes.

In order to make Merlin suffer, Alice drank desperately, anyway, this bastard paid for it.

As a result, I drank more than 20 cups in a row, and I was a little bit full, and I burped.

"Heck!"

Alice blushed, covered her mouth and didn't speak, feeling ashamed of her full hiccups visually, and felt shy.