The Strongest Girlfriend Insists That She is An Ordinary Person

They reached their destination before the sun was at its highest.

“This is… where you want to bring me?” Rian Ye Taoye raised his head and looked at the hanging sign, and then turned to look at Gojo Satoru. He was also looking up with a smile, and his eyes behind the sunglasses looked at He She goes in the same direction.

The high-hanging sign reads [TOROPIKALAND] in large, colorful fonts that children like.

Dorobega… Literally, it’s “Tropical Paradise”, right? 【Note 1】

The palm-leaf trees and various lanterns that can be seen at a glance fit the name very well. Nono Momoye pulled the sun hat on his head and raised his face to look at the noon sun.

Well, it does fit the name well…

However, “Why did you bring me here?” She turned to look at Gojo Satoru.

“Huh? Haven’t you been busy all day today?” Gojo Satoru lowered his head, and Kono Taoye could vaguely feel his eyebrows raised behind his sunglasses, “Since you are idle, you are idle, so it’s not good to come out and play. ?”

“Then why an amusement park?”

“You came before?”

Love Ye Taoye shook his head truthfully.

It was not easy to survive when I was young. Later, when I was even more busy, I couldn’t touch the ground, and I didn’t have many friends. I never thought of going to such a place to play.

“I think so too.” Gojo Satoru said, “Anyway, you’re at home alone, either watching TV or changing exam papers, right?” You don’t enjoy life at all, you just stay at home to pass the time.

…to be completely told.

Amano Momoba, who had planned to watch TV for a day at home, fell silent.

“It’s all here.” She gave up on Wujou and walked in, “Then go in quickly.”

Gojo Satoru burst out laughing as he looked at her wanting to hide.

“It’s so big, I feel like I can play for a whole day.” Ronino Momoha waited for Gojo Satoru to check the tickets, and after entering the amusement park, he sighed that in Tokyo, where an inch of land and a lot of money could be built, such a big one could be built. Amusement parks are full of joyful atmosphere everywhere, and the outside world is simply two senses.

“Right, I immediately relaxed.” Gojo Satoru handed the cotton candy he bought from the roadside stand to Kono Momoha, “Do you feel that your mood has become more relaxed?”

Love Ye Tao Ye took it over, even the marshmallows in the amusement park were gorgeous colors, as soft as clouds, melting a little on the tip of the tongue, sweet.

“Where to start first?”

Hearing the question of Rian Ye Taoye, Wujo Satoru held the marshmallow in his mouth, and felt it in his pocket, took out a map, and shook, “I gave it when I just checked the ticket.”

The candy-filled voice was vague. After Wujo Satoru realized this, he took the marshmallow in one hand and sucked the cloud-like marshmallow into his mouth in one breath.

Love wild peach leaves: …

She regretted coming out with Gojo Satoru.

“Come over this line, there are bumper cars and rotating coffee cups here to play, then follow this way, you will reach the roller coaster, there is a musical fountain here, and finally the Ferris wheel-” Marshmallow, Wujo Satoru’s voice finally became normal, he didn’t even look at it, he threw it back, and threw the bamboo stick in his hand firmly into the trash can.

He dragged Lianye Taoye, and while walking forward, he studied, “Which one to play first? You decide.”

Lian Ye Taoye also leaned his head over, “Bumper cars…how about?”

“Okay, that’s it.” Gojo Satoru closed the map and made a final decision, “Let’s go to the bumper car!”

A few minutes later, the two of them came to the bumper car.

“Looks like children.”

Gojo Satoru smacked his lips as he looked at the laughter and laughter in the bumper car park.

“Ah… um.” Kono Taoye was also silent.

The bumper car field is very large, surrounded by colorful fences that are less than five Wu’s calf heights. There are many colorful cars in the field, and it is not without adults.

Many father-like men sat in the passenger seat of their children, and mothers stood by the fence, smiling and taking pictures or chatting in twos and threes.

The atmosphere is very cozy and comfortable.

“Let’s queue up next time–” Wujo Satoru pulled Lianye Taoye, but he turned his head to look at Lianye Taoye in confusion.

Love Ye Taoye’s face is awkward, “I think… I still can’t get on…”

No, she couldn’t do it. She drove her car into a group of small beans.

“Ah? Huh?” Gojo Satoru stared at her face and made a puzzled voice, “What’s wrong? No one says adults can’t play this.” He turned his head and asked the ticket inspector standing aside, ” Is there a rule that adults can’t play? Huh?”

The ticket inspector saw Wujo Satoru, who was 1.9 meters tall, with white hair, sunglasses, and a floral shirt, with fine beads of sweat oozing from his forehead, “This, this, there are no relevant regulations…”

“Look, it didn’t say we couldn’t play.” Gojo Satoru spread his hands.

Love wild peach leaves: …

Wujo Satoru pulled her again, “Let’s go, let’s go, just take my passenger seat.”

Co-pilot?

Kono Momoha looked at the fathers sitting in the passenger seat in the parking lot.

Two minutes later, they stood in line among a group of small beans that were less than waist-high.

“After playing this, let’s go to spin the coffee cup, ah, I’m looking forward to it. I heard that there is a famous ice cream truck from this way. Look, Mr. Tao, you can get it for free if you dance with the doll—” Gojo Satoru excitedly pointed to the map and showed her, “Teacher Xiao Tao, go dance, I want to eat ice cream!”

“…” Because she was too speechless, Lianye Taoye couldn’t find the right words for a while, “You just ate cotton candy.”

“It’s different, okay.” Gojo Satoru puffed up, “Marshmallow is marshmallow, ice cream is ice cream, I just want to eat ice cream right now!”

“I can’t eat any more lunch.”

“How can you be full after eating dessert?”

Please, how can he speak in such a high school girl’s tone so confidently, and if we continue to chat, Gojo Satoru might say, “People have a sweet tooth, and dessert and dinner are divided into two stomachs. That’s it~” This kind of JK said.

Fortunately, before he could speak, music played in the bumper car park, and the round was over.

It’s their turn soon.

Love Ye Taoye breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately hung up again.

Gojo Satoru had already picked out a cool bumper car, and sat on it, waving his hands exaggeratedly, desperately pointing to the position beside him, and motioning for Rian Ye Momoba to sit over.

It’s okay, this kind of game always needs a guardian by the side.

Just be his father.

Love Ye Momoba, she comforted herself for a round like this, and then sat in the co-pilot seat with peace of mind.

“Go—” Wutiaowu wanted to jump up excitedly for a long time, and when he heard the music from the bumper car, he stepped on the accelerator like a Shiba Inu whose dog couldn’t keep up, “Let you see me. Fantastic driving skills—”

There was a screeching sound from the chassis of the toy car, and an arrow that fell back like an arrow from the string rushed forward. Kono Momoba fell back suddenly, and it took two seconds to stabilize. She looked at Gojo Satoru with a dark face. .

Gojo Satoru raised the corners of his mouth and turned the steering wheel frantically.

“Gojo-sensei! Turn right first, and then… Hey, there’s a car crashing next to you!”

“Look at me!”

“You turn the steering wheel! Go back! Go back!!”

“I’m steady, you can rest assured—”

“Bang-bang-“

After being slammed into the spot, Rian Ye Taoye felt that his internal organs were about to shift, and he raised his eyes with a pale face. There was a red car in front of him, and the child in the car was looking at them provocatively. , the father in the suit on the co-pilot also turned blue and smiled at them.

“Tsk, stinky brat…” Wujou snorted softly.

Lianye Taoye suddenly felt bad.

Sure enough, in less than a second, Wutiao Wu stepped on the accelerator and turned the steering wheel eagerly, “Let me teach you a lesson, let you experience the cruelty of society!”

“Hey, wait, it’s the other way around—” Ronino Taoye stretched out his hand in vain, and before he could stop it, the car veered off the direction and slammed into the fence.

fuck.

I feel like I’m about to have a concussion.

Love Ye Taoye silently burst out a foul language in his heart.

In the next few seconds, Wujo Satoru explained with all his strength, what does it mean to be stupid and crazy? It’s a wild horse with a prolapsed **** generally running wild in the parking lot.

Rianye Taoye tightened his seat belt, feeling that he had been thrown to the side, looking at Wujogo, all the broken hair on his forehead was blown up by the wind, revealing a clean forehead, he raised his eyebrows high, and his expression was in high spirits.

There is really a bit of the wanton and madness of the ace racing driver.

If it weren’t for the dish to the point of being chased and hit by a crowd of cars.

Gojo Satoru’s random collision method successfully angered all the children in the parking lot. In the next five minutes, all the cars focused their firepower on them. flew out of the body.

She raised her voice and asked, “Teacher Wujo, can you drive?”

“Huh?” Gojo Satoru slammed into the railing again. He turned the steering wheel sharply, and the car spun three hundred and sixty in place.

He pulled the corners of his mouth into a flamboyant smile and gave a thumbs up, “Of course, I’m the strongest!”

Good, then it won’t.

Rian Ye Momoye, who was about to vomit after being hit, had a hollow expression and tightened his seat belt, staring at the sky with dead eyes. He finally finished the five minutes of suffering and waited for the music at the end.

Gojo Satoru stood up happily, bending over to make this kind of car really embarrassed his height, he moved his hands and feet on the spot, and energetically prepared to set off to the next place, smashed his mouth with unfinished expression, “Ah, Sure enough, this kind of collision game suits me best, cool-“

“Wait–“

Before he took two steps out, the hem of his clothes was pulled, Wujogo turned his head, Lianye Taoye’s face was ashen, “Is this going?”

“?”if not?

Wutiaowu was full of question marks.

Kono Momoha took a deep breath.

They were just hit by a group of little devils, and they couldn’t even tell the difference between east, west, north and west. Can you bear this tone?

Lianye Taoye stretched out his hand with a grim expression, and slowly clenched into a fist. In Wujogo’s puzzled eyes, he stretched out his index finger and pointed to the bumper car.

“One more time—” Lianye Taoye’s face was sullen, with five points of unwillingness, three points of anger and two points of unwillingness in his eyes.

Men are unreliable, and today is the day when her Yokohama car **** reappears.

“This time, it’s my turn to drive!” She gritted her teeth.

The author has something to say:

Note 1: “Tropical Paradise” is the playground in the first episode of Conan, the source of all evil

Momo-sensei who was aroused in a strange place

Men are unreliable (violent words)

5t5: ? ? ? ? ?

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