Chapter 94 Meng Xuan teaches Luffy
"unfair!"
"This is a black whistle!"
"Behead him!"
Among the peripheral members of the Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp and Nami began to yell. .shung
"No no no!" the referee shook his head and said. "According to regulations, hit the front, safe!"
"Nonsense!" Nami said in surprise.
"Miss Navigator, what he said is indeed right." Robin stopped him.
"Hmph!" Seeing Robin confirming the referee's words, Nami snorted coldly, but did not speak.
"Whoosh." Gilgit rushed over and was about to pick up the ball, but an opponent suddenly stretched out from the ground, and it was Robin who used his ability to snatch the ball away.
"Ah, this is the ball of love. It's called the ball of love..."
"Sexy cook." Zoro coldly interrupted Sanchi, who was about to continue making sour food.
"Asshole green algae head! What did you say?" Sanji's big face immediately touched Zoro's big face.
"Are you two quarreling?" Meng Xuan's kind voice came from behind, and the two people who were still quarreling immediately withered! This time, Meng Xuan's plan to deal with Foxy has been known to everyone on the ship. Anyone who dares to sabotage his plan, Meng Xuan has given instructions to deal with it on the spot! Thinking about the beautiful memories of squatting on the toilet for three days, the two immediately reconciled! They even smiled and wiped each other's sweat, but Zoro used his own socks and Sanji used his own shoes. However, Meng Xuan could only sense their movements, but could not sense what they were holding. What.
"Asshole, don't hold my socks in your mouth!"
"Then let go of my shoes first!"
The two funny boys invited by the monkey were still juggling, but Meng Xuan was not in the mood to mediate for them. "Everyone has one chance to pitch. After pitching, you will be automatically dismissed. Do you know what I mean?" Meng Xuan said coldly.
"Tch, bastard Mengxuan!"
"Hmph! Bastard Meng Xuan!" Although both Sanji and Zoro disliked each other, their attitudes towards Meng Xuan were surprisingly consistent. After looking at each other, the two of them turned their heads in the other direction in unison. But he threw the ball away at the same time!
"Eighteen members of the Silver Fox Pirates are out!" The judges made a unanimous decision. The number of participants in the Silver Fox Pirates immediately dropped by nearly one-third.
"Tch, we actually got a tie with this bastard?" Sanji was very dissatisfied with the result!
"Rubber Slingshot!"
"Stronger arms!"
"Thirteen of the Silver Fox Pirates are out!" Luffy knocked away ten of them, and then because the people were dispersed enough, Chopper only knocked away three.
"Hehe...new record!" Luffy raised his eyebrows at Sanji and Zoro proudly.
"Woooooooooo..." Nirvana said a lot, but no one understood what he was saying. After all, it was impossible for normal people to hear what he said with his lips pursed, except for himself. got it.
"Knock them all away!" Ohm yelled.
"Yeah!" Nirvana actually nodded. It seemed that the whole lot of words just now must have meant this.
"Let the boss see our strength! Let the boss know that those few talents should be the servants!" The arrogant Shura has long been dissatisfied with his identity. If Meng Xuan was not too strong, and now he is asking for help, The strength of Long and others has also been further improved, and these four people have rebelled long ago!
"Okay!" The four birdmen share the same hatred, but although they have the strength of a strong man, they do not have the heart of a strong man to match it. Now they have been overtaken by Sanji and Zoro. If it weren't for Usopp and a few others who were at the bottom of the pack, they might have begun to feel inferior.
"Drink!" Morizhi Dawu and Shura took the lead, knocking away five and seven people respectively. Afterwards, Nirvana and Ohm caught the ball thrown by Robin, and the two eliminated six and seven people respectively. There are now more than ten people left in the Silver Fox Pirates, and nine people in the Straw Hat Pirates, and none of them has left! The difference in numbers between the two sides is almost invisible! What is even more cruel is that the ball is now in the hands of the Straw Hat Pirates. What is even more cruel is that the person holding the ball is Meng Xuan, the most powerful among the Straw Hat Pirates!
"In this world where strength is respected, being weak is a mistake. As a weak person, you can only long for redemption or wait to be killed." Meng Xuan said coldly. "As a weak person, but without the consciousness of a weak person, such people are usually the easiest to die. The secret of Wu Dao style - Yan Hui."
"Holy shit!" The Silver Fox Pirates only had time to let out a helpless roar, and then only Hamburger and Foxy were left on the field.
"Dong dong..." Suddenly a small hand stretched out from Hamburger's head. At the same time, the ball Meng Xuan just threw happened to fall into that hand, and the ball was thrown to Hamburger's head by that hand!
"Overhead, safe!" a deputy referee whistled.
"No." Suddenly Robin interrupted the referee. "According to the tenth line of page 267 of the regulations, the head appears!"
"What?" The deputy referee looked at Robin in surprise, but found that the latter did not raise his head at all, but slowly turned another page of the rule book!
"Do you want to be beheaded when you play with your head on top?" the referee said angrily. "Don't pretend to understand if you don't understand! It's embarrassing!"
"What a mysterious cooperation, what an invincible goddess!" Earthworm said in surprise. "Has Miss Robin already read the four hundred pages of rules in such a power-off time?"
"Sister Robin, you are the best partner!" Nami rushed to Robin and started acting coquettishly.
"It's not that great." Robin said without raising his head. "Mr. Pharmacist asked me to read it as soon as possible, and now I still have one hundred and twenty pages to read." Earthworm was completely speechless. She could completely remember the feelings before, and in such a short period of time, she had already read them again. After reading twenty pages less, no! I have memorized twenty pages of content!
"Fighting against such a team..." Looking at the Straw Hat Pirates who were unscathed on the field, and the Silver Fox Pirates who only had Foxy alone on the opposite side, a hint of gloom flashed in Earthworm's heart. "Is it really the right move?"
"It seems it's time..." A cruel smile escaped Foxy's lips. But he came up with a bad idea. Certainly a good idea for him.
"Does the boss want to..." Boqi suddenly smiled.
"Boiling, boiling, boiling..." Foxy had a common evil smile on his face. "Although I can't use my ability because of Nico Robin's existence, as long as you use this, you can't win!"
"Ah, it's here! The captain's sure-fire weapon - Hit King!" came Earthworm's excited voice.
"Hey, aren't we allowed to use weapons?" Usopp protested loudly.
"Oh, it turns out that this is the King of Destiny." Robin said with sudden realization.
"Hey, why do you look like you're taking it for granted?" Usopp said angrily.
"Yes, weapons are not allowed in Pirate Dodgeball." The referee suddenly changed his tone. "If you want to use weapons, you can only use Hit-kun!"
"Can this be called a rule?" Usopp really couldn't imagine it!
"In the world of pirates, true fairness cannot exist. If it does exist, it is just mercy shown by the strong to the weak." Meng Xuan didn't care about this at all. After all, he is not just a swordsman! "Then I have one last question."
"Oh, tell me." Since it is a player asking questions about the game, the referee will naturally not refuse.
"If General Junda appears, do the people inside count as out?"
"This..." The referee was stunned. This idea is not impossible, but no one can do it. "How do you calculate this?"
The four deputy referees also gathered together to discuss, and the final decision was - it doesn't count!
"That's very good..." Meng Xuan smiled coldly. "Lan Jiao!" A blue streak of violence immediately rushed towards Hit Jun. Of course, Meng Xuan also took advantage of the situation and threw the ball away. When Lan Kou hit Hit-Kun, Foxy was also hit in the face by the ball!
"Front, safe!" the deputy referee ruled.
"It's the front." Robin suddenly smiled. "But he's already out, so he's still out."
"Look carefully before you speak!" The referee wanted to kick this embarrassing fool to death. After glaring hard at the stupid assistant referee who made two mistakes in a row, the referee finally gritted his teeth and announced the result of the game. "The winner - the Straw Hat Pirates!"
"I want all their money!" Meng Xuan immediately stated his request. Luffy thought for a while and agreed. Nearly one billion beli's worth of treasure and nearly five hundred million beri's in cash were transported to Merry in Foxy's sad and angry eyes.
"What are you going to do in the next game?" Meng Xuan said with a smile.
"The roly-poly fell down!" Foxy said through gritted teeth.
"This time I allow Xiao Nizi to participate!" The coldness on Meng Xuan's face became even stronger!
"Amen!" Nami looked pitifully at the Silver Fox Pirates who were still actively trying to regain their wealth, and then she mourned him in silence for a long time.
"The rules of the competition are very simple. After the ghost says, "The roly-poly fell down," the contestants who are still moving will be eliminated. The first team to touch the ghost wins!" Earthworm said in the sky. "The person in charge of the ghost this time is an idiot who has been in the air for ten years on stilts. Ah, no, he is a hero! Mr. Dongjit! It is most suitable for him to play the role of a ghost!"
"I want to compete too!" Luffy yelled.
"Hey, aren't you going to participate in the third game? If you participate now, you will be ineligible for the third game." Nami punched Luffy hard. "Can you remember the rules of the game? This is the game you started!"
"Hehe, I'm sorry." Luffy said with a smile. "You don't need to worry about small details like this."
"Is this also a small detail?" Usopp was speechless to Luffy now.
"Okay, now the opponents of both sides have been determined! The contestants of the Straw Hat Pirates are Enero, Daigo Mori, Ohm, Shura, Nirvana and the terrible woman Nami. The contestants of the Silver Fox Pirates It's the popular beauty Pochi, the four-legged man Burger, the fast runner Gilgit, Jiubeye, and Piculus and Bigpan who are ready to avenge their shame. What a powerful combination!" Earthworm shouted Praising one's own players is an attempt to boost their own morale. "And the other team actually sent a new player to the field. Could it be said that they gave up the game?"
"How dare you, a mere ant, to despise this god like this?" Anilu's pair of dead fish eyes let out a strong murderous aura!
"Don't worry, I'll win this one first." Meng Xuan stuck out his blood-red tongue and licked his lips like a bloodthirsty beast. "After winning the third game, the only people who can survive here are the Straw Hat Pirates..."
"That's very good." After hearing Meng Xuan's words, Anilu immediately calmed down. If we talk about ruthlessness, the master behind is the one! The consequence of competing with him is to be caught like yourself!
"Then the game officially begins!"
"Teleport!" After a crackling sound, a tall figure appeared next to Dongte! Dongjit just started shouting, and Enelu has already touched him here! The game ended so quickly that it was unbelievable! It was so fast that Foxy didn't even have a chance to interfere, because he hadn't reacted yet!
"Okay... quick!" The earthworm's mouth was completely shocked, but it only had time to say this sentence after a long time!
"Is it time for us to choose the trophies?" The sneer at the corner of Meng Xuan's mouth became even more cold! This is not because he is cruel, but because Foxy has no awareness of being a weakling!
"I..." Foxy didn't know that he had kicked an iron plate at this moment? But if he violates the rules of the pirate game, then he will never be able to go to sea in the future! Because it is impossible to recruit a crew for someone who is despised.
"I want your ship!" Luffy listened to Meng Xuan's opinion. After all, Merry was too small, and the harvest this time was too much. The Straw Hat Pirates needed a ship that could accommodate more.
"Hey, Luffy!" Usopp suddenly spoke. "I have a question."
"Well, tell me. Hee hee hee..." It was a lot of harvest, and the opponent was a pirate, so Luffy said he had no pressure at all!
"If we choose their ship, what will Merry do?" A cold glint flashed in Usopp's eyes!
"Let me answer this question." Meng Xuan suddenly spoke. "Merry is our partner, so we need to ride on Merry. But we are carrying too much wealth now, so we need a cargo ship. Are you satisfied with this answer?"
"Of course!" Hearing Meng Xuan's affirmation of beauty, Usopp's face immediately smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum...
"How are you going to start the third round?" Meng Xuan asked calmly.
"I……"
"If you want to give up the game, it's not impossible..." Meng Xuan suddenly smiled.
"Seriously?" Foxy was like a drowning man seeing a life-saving straw!
"If you kill those people, it will be considered a tie in the third round." Meng Xuan's hands were on Pochi, Hamburg, Kubeya and other members of the Silver Fox Pirates who had contributed a lot in the fight with him. .
"Absolutely impossible!" Foxy flatly refused! "Although the Silver Fox Pirates are not strong, they will not betray their partners so easily!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootttttttts!" Luffy and Usopp, two idiots of love, were immediately moved to tears. Later, even Chopper joined in the crying process!
"If you feel very touched, how about we consider all three victories to be theirs?" Meng Xuan's voice suddenly became very gentle. "How about we let them take away all our friends or treasures?"
"Yeah! No, no, no..." The two people and one deer who were about to nod suddenly realized something was wrong and immediately changed their attitude - this game was originally initiated by Foxy and the others. If they lose now It's the Straw Hat Pirates, so the ones crying now are our own! This is the cruelty of the pirate world! If you are merciful, should you let the pirates you fought against also be let go?
"Remember, some people cannot be let go just because they are moved by them. Because once the roles are reversed, it is very likely that the other person's situation will be our situation!"