The Degeneracy of Shinigami [R-18]

Day 1

Rukia stared blankly into her brother's koi pond and thought about jumping in head first. Was she being punished for something she'd done? First she was forced into joining the Secret Whore Society, and now she had to somehow get a picture of Captain Kurotsuchi without his make-up on. According to Nemu, the only time she would get a chance to do that was when he was bathing or asleep. To be quite honest she'd rather stick her zanpakuto up her ass, but she supposed she really had no choice in the matter. There was a reason everyone steered clear of the mad scientist. They didn't want to end up in a jar on one of his shelves. He gave her the creeps. She was strongly considering not doing the mission and just taking whatever the consequences were. They couldn't be that bad.

Day 2

Rukia searched Rangiku's face for any sign that she was joking. The penalty for her not doing the mission was certainly not death. That was ridiculous and unreasonable.

"It's true," Rangiku said. "Yoruichi will bludgeon you to death in your sleep. Then afterward, she'll burn all your Chappy stuff."

The blood drained from Rukia's face. Not Chappy. This couldn't be happening. She politely excused herself before turning and running as far away from the Lieutenant as she could. Once she was out of sight Rangiku started laughing so hard she could barely stand. She supposed that was a pretty mean thing to tell the young Shinigami but she just couldn't resist. She really did feel sorry for her.

Rukia kept running until she reached the Kuchiki manor. She ran into her bedroom and did a perfect swan dive into her Chappy plushies. It calmed her down immediately.

She rolled onto her back and made herself comfortable. "This is silly. Yoruichi doesn't even know Chappy. She would never kill anything that cute and loveable…or would she?"

She didn't want to put her favorite bunny's life in danger just because she didn't want to do the stupid mission. It was just a picture after all. At least she didn't have to do what Captain Unohana had done, but then again Unohana really didn't have to take it as far as she did. Rukia began to blush just thinking about the video they'd seen. Although her nose had almost immediately begun to bleed, she found that she couldn't look away from the screen. It was lewd, disgusting and completely fascinating. Realizing there was no other alternative, she sighed and pulled herself away from the pile of stuffed animals. Orihime had practically begged to be her 'accomplice' so the two girls would have to come up with a plan. But first she needed a camera.

Day 3

Rukia and Orihime got to work immediately trying to come up with a plan. The Kuchiki princess was never one to procrastinate, even when it was something she really didn't want to do. After a number of completely idiotic suggestions from Orihime, they finally decided on something simple. Hopefully it would work. Nemu said the only time her Captain took the paint off was when he bathed or was going to bed so they would try catching him in his sleep first. Orihime volunteered her camera so thankfully Rukia hadn't had to purchase one. Once their plan was more or less finalized, the two parted, agreeing to meet up later in Orihime's room. Captain Ukitake, being the kind- hearted man that he was, allowed her to stay in the thirteenth squad's barracks whenever she was in the Soul Society.

Much later that night, Rukia went to meet her busty friend. When she arrived Orihime was waiting outside, instead of in her room as planned, talking to Captain Ukitake. Rukia smacked her palm to her forehead and shook her head. Her friend wore a black ninja outfit that left only her large brown eyes exposed and the camera hung around her neck. Despite her appearance, she was holding a leisurely conversation with the Captain who didn't appear to think anything was out of the ordinary. Then again this was Orihime she was talking about. The word "normal" probably wasn't even in her vocabulary.

Rukia approached the chatting pair, trying not to seem nervous.

"Ah, good evening Rukia," her Captain said. "Orihime was just telling me about you all's plans for the night."

Rukia froze and cut her eyes to her friend, who was no doubt smiling under the black mask, as Ukitake continued. "I've never heard of a pod person before, but they sound interesting."

Rukia looked at her Captain with a 'what the fuck' expression before being grabbed by Orihime.

"Come on Rukia," she said to her dark haired friend. "We really need to get going. Good bye, Captain Ukitake! Nice chatting with you!" she yelled over her shoulder as she started running, pulling a dumbstruck Rukia behind her.

They kept running until they reached Captain Kurotsuchi's living quarters. Rukia turned to Orihime and put her finger to her lips, signaling for her to keep quiet. Orihime nodded her head enthusiastically before doing a series of cartwheels and smashing her back against the wall of the house. 'Does she really think she's a ninja' Rukia thought, slightly regretting bringing her friend. They would surely be caught with her making so much noise. Rukia ran to catch up to the ninja.

"There's the window," Orihime said as she peeked around the corner of the building. "I'll give you a boost, and you look inside."

Rukia nodded her head as they both turned the corner. Orihime braced herself with her back against the wall, clasped her hands together and squatted. Rukia stepped into her friends hands and was lifted high off the ground.

"Can you see anything," Orihime whispered up to her in a strained voice.

"What the hell," Rukia whispered as loud as she could.

"What's wrong?"

"I think he painted his windows black. I can't see anythi…AHHHHHHH…" Both of them screamed as Orihime dropped Rukia and both women fell in a heap on the grass.

"Sorry," Orihime whispered from underneath Rukia's rear end.

"What is that racket," said the unmistakable voice of the twelfth division's Captain. The window above their heads opened and Orihime laid flat in the grass, pulling Rukia down beside her. 'Oh yeah we're really hiding now,' Rukia thought rolling her eyes. Fortunately the Captain didn't stick his head out so he didn't see them. Once they heard the window close again, they let out the breath they were holding.

"Now what," Orihime asked as she pulled the mask down around her neck freeing her flowing hair.

"Well I guess getting a picture through the window is out. I really don't want to try sneaking in there. He gives me the creeps, and I don't even want to think about what he'd do if he caught us." Her body shivered just thinking about it.

"Maybe he'd give us some candy," the bubblehead smiled.

"I'm sure," Rukia replied sarcastically. "Come on lets go back to your place. We can try again tomorrow."

Orihime nodded seriously as they got up, brushed themselves off, and headed back.

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