Taking advantage of my girl brother's stupidity, trick her into being my wife
01 Lao Chen, you are bleeding all over my legs.
"Old Chen, wake up and don't sleep, the saliva is dripping on my legs."
A bus heading to Jiangbei was filled with fifty or sixty high school seniors of both sexes. They were from Class 5 of Zhennan No. [-] Middle School. They had just gone to the province to take the exciting college entrance examination and were on their way back to the city.
Sitting in the third-to-last row of this bus is a man and a woman, both of whom are conspicuous in appearance.
Although the girl's character is a bit careless, but her appearance is not to mention, wearing a very simple white short-sleeved and jeans, tied with a high ponytail, she looks quite beautiful!
It's just a mandarin with a taste of the Northeast, which doesn't match the sweet and pure appearance.
The boy sleeping on this girl's lap, his name is Chen Kai.
Just now, he experienced an incredible thing, he was reborn.
In the last life, Chen Kai made a fortune doing business and became a well-known rich man on the domestic rich list. His industries are spread all over the world, and his personal assets are rich.
He married a lovely wife, gave birth to several children, and had a successful career. He was considered a big winner in life, right?
He traveled around the world, donated tens of billions to charity, bought a private jet and yacht, and basically realized the dream that 99% of men in this world cannot achieve.
It's a pity that in his later years, he got seriously ill and lay in the hospital bed waiting to die day by day.
A man came to see him in the hospital.
Her name is Qin Xiaoyu, and she is the senior girl who is sleeping on Chen Kai's lap at the moment.
Qin Xiaoyu was Chen Kai's brother who had been in high school for three years. After the college entrance examination, Qin Xiaoyu applied for the same university as Chen Kai.
Later, Chen Kai fell in love with a girl he met in college. His girlfriend did not agree that he had a girl brother, so Chen Kai gradually alienated her. He only remembered that Qin Xiaoyu cried very sad that day.
It has been 40 years since I saw her again. Her hair is all white. When Chen Kai fell in love with his first love Bai Yueguang when he was young, Chen Kai drifted away from his female brother. Looking back, the two of them are already old. Year.
Qin Xiaoyu has never been married in his life, and Chen Kai only found out before he died.
It turned out that Qin Xiaoyu had liked him for a long time.
Chen Kai's soul floated on the ceiling of the ward, drifting farther and farther away, and his consciousness became more and more blurred.
"If I were given another chance, if I could be reborn, I would like to live a different life."
Then, he was really reborn, which happened half an hour ago.
Qin Xiaoyu, who was sitting next to Chen Kai, said angrily, "Old Chen, I'm not talking about you. Although we are brothers, I am also a woman. Can you pay more attention? I just gave you my shoulder to lean on, which was already good enough, but you are doing well. After sleeping for a while, I said that my shoulder was too hard, so I gave you a bad review."
"Then you just slept on my lap without asking me for my opinion? Are you so secretive? You're just sleeping, and you're still drooling? I can't bear this." Qin Xiaoyu had a look of disgust on his face.
"Old Chen, wash it for me."
Chen Kai, who had just woken up, yawned. Although he had only slept for half an hour just now, for some reason, he felt particularly at ease, probably because of his rebirth.
There is a reopening day, and no one is young.
But now, he is reborn, back in 2016, just after graduating from high school.
This year, domestic housing prices have been soaring for a long time, and Internet giants have been flexing their muscles in the market for many years, but the short video and big data industries are still in their infancy after all.
In his previous life, Chen Kai had a lot of experience in the business world and had advance predictions about the future development of various industries. He originally thought that he would be like the protagonists of rebirth novels, using his experience in his previous life to flex his muscles, dominate the business world, and then make up for it. Regrets from past lives.
But just half an hour ago, when he realized that he was reborn, he quickly bound to the system.
The first affectionate system.
The rules of the system are very simple. As long as you use CPU, others can get rewards.
Chen Kai was confused at the time. Do you call this the first affectionate system? Instead of a deep bird system? That bird of a beast?
Chen Kai looked at Qin Xiaoyu who looked disgusted with him.
"Xiaoyu, aren't we two brothers?"
"They are brothers, but Lao Chen, you have to pay attention to the influence. Brothers are brothers. I am a woman after all. What's the matter with you sleeping on my lap? And you are drooling."
"Qin Xiaoyu, you have changed."
"Are you starting to dislike me now? You weren't like this before." Chen Kai spoke like an old CPU.
Qin Xiaoyu saw that Chen Kai seemed angry and wondered if he had just said the wrong thing?
Lao Chen, don't be angry, I really don't dislike you, I just said it casually.
"Then I forgive you."
Qin Xiaoyu saw that Chen Kai didn't seem to be angry anymore, so a smile appeared on his face.
"Didi, the CPU is successful, the host will receive a reward of 10 yuan, and the system will distribute it through bonuses to ensure legality and safety."
Then now, Chen Kai received a text message on his mobile phone, which said, "Dear user with the last number 8793, congratulations on being selected as a lucky user, and you will be given a cash prize of 10 yuan. Please fill in your Bank card account number, money will be transferred to you immediately.”
Obviously, the rewards from the system have arrived.
then.
Chen Kai looked at the contents of the text message on the phone.
In the past life, text messages like this one about winning a 10 grand prize were considered scams at first glance, but now Chen Kai is very convinced that this is definitely not a scam text message!
He took out his mobile phone. At this time in 2016, WeChat was not completely popular among high school students, especially in small cities like Jiangbei, where most high school students still used QQ.
After all, this is a high school, not a university. Students are still not allowed to bring mobile phones into school.
However, since today is the day of the college entrance examination, the finale of three years of high school, the class teacher asked the students to give their mobile phones to her for safekeeping. As long as they don't bring them into the examination room, they can collect them from the class teacher after the exam is over. They can take the bus back to Jiangbei. I took pictures with my cell phone on the way, just keep it as a souvenir.
Chen Kai held his mobile phone, looked at the text message just now, and filled in his bank card account number.
He is now over 18 years old, has a Jiangbei Bank card, and quickly entered his account number.
After this scene was seen by Qin Xiaoyu, "Old Chen, are you stupid? Do you believe this kind of fraudulent text message? I also received a text message that gave me a bonus of 100 million. It's fake and deceptive." , don't believe it."
"Seriously, Lao Chen, you slept on my lap just now and left some saliva on me. Although I don't mind it, do you have to wash it for me?"
After Chen Kai finished sending the text message, he glanced at Qin Xiaoyu, "Legs?"
Qin Xiaoyu blushed, then glared at Chen Kai, "Bah, bah, bah, what a great idea you have! I asked you to wash my jeans."
Chen Kai put the phone back in his pocket, then crossed his hands on the back of his head, leaned on the seat of the bus, and finally said a few words indifferently, "Really? It's boring."
Hearing Chen Kai's words, Qin Xiaoyu felt strange and almost didn't react.
"Old Chen, we've known each other for so long, you don't seem to think of me as a girl, do you?"
Chen Kai held his head in his hands, leaned against the window seat of the bus, and glanced at Qin Xiaoyu lazily, "Yeah, what's wrong."
"But what you said just now, Lao Chen, why do I feel that you, Lao Chen, regard me as a girl? No! Lao Chen, I wonder if your boy has fallen in love with me, right?"
Qin Xiaoyu said again.
"But it's true if you think about it. I'm so beautiful and my academic performance is good. You are with me every day. It's really normal to like me."
Chen Kai felt it was a bit outrageous. He hadn't noticed that Xiaoyu was so good at brainstorming before.
"You are a trustworthy girl, Qin Xiaoyu."
Qin Xiaoyu was confused for a moment, what does Pu Xin Nu mean? This was in 2016, and this Internet meme hadn't exploded yet. Of course she didn't know what these three words meant, so according to the literal explanation, could she be the most trustworthy woman in the world?
Old Chen, you are so knowledgeable!
"Old Chen, you are really good at judging people."
Chen Kai couldn't help laughing.
But to be honest, Qin Xiaoyu didn't know why, but suddenly felt that Lao Chen seemed to be a different person, but he couldn't put it in words, he just had a different feeling, maybe it was his temperament? or it could be?
Normally, Lao Chen and I are always playing around together, why do I feel like a mature young man now, Lao Chen, why are you pretending to be mature with me?
after all.
Before his rebirth, Chen Kai was just an 18-year-old high school boy, but after his rebirth, he was no longer comparable to his peers in terms of mentality and thinking. A proper dimensionality reduction attack.
Chen Kai sighed in his heart.
"I originally thought that I would work hard after being reborn, but now it seems that it is not necessary. Others in CPU, KFC, and KTV can get rewards, so it's a waste to work hard!"
Chen Kai didn't expect that one day he would actually reach the pinnacle of his life in this way, but he still felt quite comfortable. Compared with struggling to be a cow and a horse, it was obviously better to be the number one and affectionate.
A bus heading to Jiangbei was filled with fifty or sixty high school seniors of both sexes. They were from Class 5 of Zhennan No. [-] Middle School. They had just gone to the province to take the exciting college entrance examination and were on their way back to the city.
Sitting in the third-to-last row of this bus is a man and a woman, both of whom are conspicuous in appearance.
Although the girl's character is a bit careless, but her appearance is not to mention, wearing a very simple white short-sleeved and jeans, tied with a high ponytail, she looks quite beautiful!
It's just a mandarin with a taste of the Northeast, which doesn't match the sweet and pure appearance.
The boy sleeping on this girl's lap, his name is Chen Kai.
Just now, he experienced an incredible thing, he was reborn.
In the last life, Chen Kai made a fortune doing business and became a well-known rich man on the domestic rich list. His industries are spread all over the world, and his personal assets are rich.
He married a lovely wife, gave birth to several children, and had a successful career. He was considered a big winner in life, right?
He traveled around the world, donated tens of billions to charity, bought a private jet and yacht, and basically realized the dream that 99% of men in this world cannot achieve.
It's a pity that in his later years, he got seriously ill and lay in the hospital bed waiting to die day by day.
A man came to see him in the hospital.
Her name is Qin Xiaoyu, and she is the senior girl who is sleeping on Chen Kai's lap at the moment.
Qin Xiaoyu was Chen Kai's brother who had been in high school for three years. After the college entrance examination, Qin Xiaoyu applied for the same university as Chen Kai.
Later, Chen Kai fell in love with a girl he met in college. His girlfriend did not agree that he had a girl brother, so Chen Kai gradually alienated her. He only remembered that Qin Xiaoyu cried very sad that day.
It has been 40 years since I saw her again. Her hair is all white. When Chen Kai fell in love with his first love Bai Yueguang when he was young, Chen Kai drifted away from his female brother. Looking back, the two of them are already old. Year.
Qin Xiaoyu has never been married in his life, and Chen Kai only found out before he died.
It turned out that Qin Xiaoyu had liked him for a long time.
Chen Kai's soul floated on the ceiling of the ward, drifting farther and farther away, and his consciousness became more and more blurred.
"If I were given another chance, if I could be reborn, I would like to live a different life."
Then, he was really reborn, which happened half an hour ago.
Qin Xiaoyu, who was sitting next to Chen Kai, said angrily, "Old Chen, I'm not talking about you. Although we are brothers, I am also a woman. Can you pay more attention? I just gave you my shoulder to lean on, which was already good enough, but you are doing well. After sleeping for a while, I said that my shoulder was too hard, so I gave you a bad review."
"Then you just slept on my lap without asking me for my opinion? Are you so secretive? You're just sleeping, and you're still drooling? I can't bear this." Qin Xiaoyu had a look of disgust on his face.
"Old Chen, wash it for me."
Chen Kai, who had just woken up, yawned. Although he had only slept for half an hour just now, for some reason, he felt particularly at ease, probably because of his rebirth.
There is a reopening day, and no one is young.
But now, he is reborn, back in 2016, just after graduating from high school.
This year, domestic housing prices have been soaring for a long time, and Internet giants have been flexing their muscles in the market for many years, but the short video and big data industries are still in their infancy after all.
In his previous life, Chen Kai had a lot of experience in the business world and had advance predictions about the future development of various industries. He originally thought that he would be like the protagonists of rebirth novels, using his experience in his previous life to flex his muscles, dominate the business world, and then make up for it. Regrets from past lives.
But just half an hour ago, when he realized that he was reborn, he quickly bound to the system.
The first affectionate system.
The rules of the system are very simple. As long as you use CPU, others can get rewards.
Chen Kai was confused at the time. Do you call this the first affectionate system? Instead of a deep bird system? That bird of a beast?
Chen Kai looked at Qin Xiaoyu who looked disgusted with him.
"Xiaoyu, aren't we two brothers?"
"They are brothers, but Lao Chen, you have to pay attention to the influence. Brothers are brothers. I am a woman after all. What's the matter with you sleeping on my lap? And you are drooling."
"Qin Xiaoyu, you have changed."
"Are you starting to dislike me now? You weren't like this before." Chen Kai spoke like an old CPU.
Qin Xiaoyu saw that Chen Kai seemed angry and wondered if he had just said the wrong thing?
Lao Chen, don't be angry, I really don't dislike you, I just said it casually.
"Then I forgive you."
Qin Xiaoyu saw that Chen Kai didn't seem to be angry anymore, so a smile appeared on his face.
"Didi, the CPU is successful, the host will receive a reward of 10 yuan, and the system will distribute it through bonuses to ensure legality and safety."
Then now, Chen Kai received a text message on his mobile phone, which said, "Dear user with the last number 8793, congratulations on being selected as a lucky user, and you will be given a cash prize of 10 yuan. Please fill in your Bank card account number, money will be transferred to you immediately.”
Obviously, the rewards from the system have arrived.
then.
Chen Kai looked at the contents of the text message on the phone.
In the past life, text messages like this one about winning a 10 grand prize were considered scams at first glance, but now Chen Kai is very convinced that this is definitely not a scam text message!
He took out his mobile phone. At this time in 2016, WeChat was not completely popular among high school students, especially in small cities like Jiangbei, where most high school students still used QQ.
After all, this is a high school, not a university. Students are still not allowed to bring mobile phones into school.
However, since today is the day of the college entrance examination, the finale of three years of high school, the class teacher asked the students to give their mobile phones to her for safekeeping. As long as they don't bring them into the examination room, they can collect them from the class teacher after the exam is over. They can take the bus back to Jiangbei. I took pictures with my cell phone on the way, just keep it as a souvenir.
Chen Kai held his mobile phone, looked at the text message just now, and filled in his bank card account number.
He is now over 18 years old, has a Jiangbei Bank card, and quickly entered his account number.
After this scene was seen by Qin Xiaoyu, "Old Chen, are you stupid? Do you believe this kind of fraudulent text message? I also received a text message that gave me a bonus of 100 million. It's fake and deceptive." , don't believe it."
"Seriously, Lao Chen, you slept on my lap just now and left some saliva on me. Although I don't mind it, do you have to wash it for me?"
After Chen Kai finished sending the text message, he glanced at Qin Xiaoyu, "Legs?"
Qin Xiaoyu blushed, then glared at Chen Kai, "Bah, bah, bah, what a great idea you have! I asked you to wash my jeans."
Chen Kai put the phone back in his pocket, then crossed his hands on the back of his head, leaned on the seat of the bus, and finally said a few words indifferently, "Really? It's boring."
Hearing Chen Kai's words, Qin Xiaoyu felt strange and almost didn't react.
"Old Chen, we've known each other for so long, you don't seem to think of me as a girl, do you?"
Chen Kai held his head in his hands, leaned against the window seat of the bus, and glanced at Qin Xiaoyu lazily, "Yeah, what's wrong."
"But what you said just now, Lao Chen, why do I feel that you, Lao Chen, regard me as a girl? No! Lao Chen, I wonder if your boy has fallen in love with me, right?"
Qin Xiaoyu said again.
"But it's true if you think about it. I'm so beautiful and my academic performance is good. You are with me every day. It's really normal to like me."
Chen Kai felt it was a bit outrageous. He hadn't noticed that Xiaoyu was so good at brainstorming before.
"You are a trustworthy girl, Qin Xiaoyu."
Qin Xiaoyu was confused for a moment, what does Pu Xin Nu mean? This was in 2016, and this Internet meme hadn't exploded yet. Of course she didn't know what these three words meant, so according to the literal explanation, could she be the most trustworthy woman in the world?
Old Chen, you are so knowledgeable!
"Old Chen, you are really good at judging people."
Chen Kai couldn't help laughing.
But to be honest, Qin Xiaoyu didn't know why, but suddenly felt that Lao Chen seemed to be a different person, but he couldn't put it in words, he just had a different feeling, maybe it was his temperament? or it could be?
Normally, Lao Chen and I are always playing around together, why do I feel like a mature young man now, Lao Chen, why are you pretending to be mature with me?
after all.
Before his rebirth, Chen Kai was just an 18-year-old high school boy, but after his rebirth, he was no longer comparable to his peers in terms of mentality and thinking. A proper dimensionality reduction attack.
Chen Kai sighed in his heart.
"I originally thought that I would work hard after being reborn, but now it seems that it is not necessary. Others in CPU, KFC, and KTV can get rewards, so it's a waste to work hard!"
Chen Kai didn't expect that one day he would actually reach the pinnacle of his life in this way, but he still felt quite comfortable. Compared with struggling to be a cow and a horse, it was obviously better to be the number one and affectionate.
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