School Genius Bodyguard

"Wow, this superpower seems like a lot of fun!" Li Fei's interest was piqued instantly. "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and teach me!"

If he mastered X-ray vision, he would always know what tricks the Little Witch was up to, and getting back at her would be a piece of cake, wouldn't it?

"I just said you need to be willing to endure some hardship," Evil God chuckled ominously.

"Of course, it's said in the books, 'He who would have great power upon him must first suffer.' Toughen his mind, toil his muscles, starve his skin..."

"Enough, enough, kid, you're such a fucking chatterbox. I'm about to release the power; get ready, will you!"

"Bring it on!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a dazzling rainbow light burst forth from the slingshot and instantly enveloped Li Fei's body. It was itchy, very comfortable—but, huh? It didn't seem like he had suffered at all? But just a few seconds after this thought occurred, Li Fei quickly felt something off in his body. Damn, his butt was itchy, and his balls hurt—oh no, this isn't good. The itch in his butt was getting worse, and his balls were hurting more and more!

"Ah... stop, I'm not learning anymore..."

Li Fei crouched on the ground, moaning in pain, while gritting his teeth and cursing Evil God's ancestors for eighteen generations.

"Heh heh, kid, too late now. But the pain will be over soon, and you'll quickly feel the beauty of X-ray vision!"

As Evil God's voice trailed off, the rainbow glow gradually dissipated, and Li Fei suddenly felt a great sense of relief. No more itchy butt, no more pain in the balls. He felt energized; no back pain, no leg pain, even his chronic constipation was cured... Damn, just like the effects of some divine medicine on a certain commercial!

Seeing Li Fei's disheveled, pathetic state, Evil God laughed mischievously. "Kid, feels much better now, doesn't it? How do you feel?"

"Better my ass, now I just feel like killing someone!"

"Heh heh, young people are so fiery! But now you have the amazing X-ray vision. Why don't you give it a try? Guaranteed to make you ecstatic!"

"Damn, you make it sound so wicked. Is it really true?"

Li Fei stumbled up from the ground, skeptically glancing inside the piggy bank, only to see the coins inside scattered about. He could hardly believe it! Shaking the piggy bank, sure enough, it was true—everything was real! He'd actually mastered X-ray vision!

"How's that? Kid, I didn't lie to you, did I?" Evil God said with a grin.

"Heh heh, this means I'll soon know what kind of panties the Su Sisters wear to bed..."

"Cough cough, you're indeed the sleaziest guy ever! There's none like you!"

Evil God sneered, hinting he had more tricks up his sleeve. "But you know, there are always rules. The rule for X-ray vision is you can't use your powers for sleazy things, otherwise, you've had a taste of what happens—itchy butt, painful balls. Just be aware of that!"

"Is that so!"

Li Fei felt a bit disappointed. Such a useful superpower, and he couldn't use it for adult fun—what a waste! Thinking this, his excellent mood instantly evaporated by half, and he pulled the blanket over his head.

"Forget it, I'm not going to argue with you. I'm going to sleep; I have to go to school tomorrow. Man, it's been two years since I've been to school. I actually kind of miss those young and pretty trainee teachers!"

But just as Li Fei was dreaming of cozy moments with the trainee teachers, a loud bang came from outside the door. It was kicked open, and a beautiful figure rushed in, making such a racket in the Su Mansion that it could only be the willful Second Miss Su.

"Hey, bumpkin, get up, you're going to be late."

Li Fei, used to sleeping in, tucked the blanket even tighter. "Don't interrupt my dream..."

Whoosh! Second Miss Su's anger soared instantly. "I'll count to three, and if you're not up, you're going to die a terrible death!"

"One,"

"Two,"

...

Before Su Meimei could count to three, Li Fei's loud snoring drowned out her voice!

"Son of a bitch!" Su Meimei fumed with embarrassment and anger, feeling utterly disrespected!

"Humph, I'll make you sleep..."

Approaching, Little Witch swooped in and flipped the blanket, but then let out a shocked yell, "Ah..."

Turns out, the guy was stark naked, sprawling like a fat fish fresh out of water!

"Indecent exposure!"

Li Fei rolled off the bed in one swift movement, but instead of covering his lower parts, he clutched his chest as if he were a virgin who had been violated.

"Hmph, pervert..."

Su Meimei's face turned beet red with anger, resembling the dazzling evening clouds in the west, and she quickly turned away. "You, you, why don't you wear clothes while sleeping?"

"BS! Who the hell wears clothes to sleep? Do you take a dump without pulling down your pants?"

"It's not the same, humph, exhibitionist!"

"Pretentious much, listen, health experts say sleeping naked is good for physical and mental health, and it also helps you sleep better. Try it tonight, and besides, experts say that girls who sleep naked can improve their breast development!"

"Really?" Su Meimei couldn't help but be tempted. After all, no girl isn't concerned about breast development, just like men are obsessed with their own size, never complaining it's too big!

"Trust the experts, gain eternal life!"

Saying so, Li Fei stretched and haphazardly searched for his clothes to wear on the bed.

"Is that so? Then let me see, how is your chest development doing?"

As she spoke, Su Meimei moved her left hand to check if Li Fei's claims were genuine. But quickly, she exclaimed in shock again, "Ah... pervert!"

That bastard had stood up without wearing underwear at all, outright indecency! Truly soil to this young lady's eyes!

Of course, Su Meimei got another eyeful of Li Fei's bare body. Damn it, I've been taken advantage of by you and yet I hardly reacted, what are you making all this noise for, little girl?

Miss Su was already frightened out of her wits, her face as if it was on fire!

But honestly, this bastard did have the lean and muscular 'looks thin in clothes, but fit when undressed' look that some young meat sports—six-pack abs clearly visible. Surely a descendant of the Ancient Martial Family, though of low status and living in the garbage heaps, his body was still quite a sight!

Li Fei quickly threw on some pants, righteously saying, "Hey, this is my room, okay? If you keep staring, I should charge you a viewing fee! Also, don't think just because you're pretty you get to falsely accuse others of being perverts. You barged into my room without knocking and even tried to lift the blanket to invade this handsome guy's beauty. Don't believe me? I could call 110 to have you arrested right now."