Returning to Before Husband’s Castration

Chapter 28 On One Hundred Ways of Eating Soft Rice

There are many ways to eat soft rice, but Wang Daxia is different from ordinary soft rice men.

He does not have “chopsticks”.

In order to take a shortcut to power, he entered the palace and became a eunuch, and paid the price of cutting off the chopsticks he brought with him. This is his only shortcoming.

Literally, it is also a shortcoming of extended meaning.

He is a eunuch, a true eunuch, if the fake is not changed-he will be dragged out and beheaded for filthy court.

But can’t you eat soft rice without chopsticks?

of course not.

Human beings can stand out from the animal world and become the master of the world. The refinement of hand movements and the production and use of tools are the key factors for human beings from primitive to civilized.

Only the human thumb can complete the fine movement of flexion-the thumb touches the other four fingers on the palm, so that the human can easily grasp it.

In the course of evolution, fingers have changed from short to long, becoming more and more flexible, making it easier to make tools. Even if there are shortcomings, they will be made to make up for them and become their strengths.

Wang Daxia is a dexterous person. Who said that you must use chopsticks to eat soft rice?

You can hand-made various chopsticks to eat soft rice with your hands, or make alternative tools, and you can still eat it in your mouth. Wang Daxia lost a chopstick and made a chopstick.

In the forty-third year of Jiajing, on the morning of the first lunar month, Wei Caiwei, the head of the Yongshou Palace, was late as a errand, and did not enter the palace on time. It can be seen that Wang Daxia is a good hand at soft food and has an excellent craftsmanship.

In the first rebirth, Wei Caiwei lived in Wang’s Mansion, drank the prescription she prescribed, fell asleep, and dreamed again and again in the dreams of the previous life and Wang Daxia.

Wei Caiwei in her sleep showed a smile.

The world’s eater couples in the palace basically despise and curiosity, with strange eyes. Even Wei Caiwei just started to marry Wang Daxia and felt awkward. He didn’t take this marriage seriously, it was just a revenge tool.

But after really moving body and mind, Wei Caiwei found out that as long as both parties entrust the body and mind to each other, and respect and love each other, there is no difference between a eater couple and a secular couple.

Without the chopsticks, Wang Daxia still eats soft rice very fragrantly. She is also willing to take advantage of her own power to pave the way for Wang Daxia and give him soft rice.

When the dynasty changed, Wang Daxia became the father of the Dongchang factory, and the backstage concubine Shang Shoufei became the toffee. Wei Caiwei gradually faded out of the court, and the career of the husband and wife changed from a strong woman to a weak male.

But Wang Daxia didn’t have the ambition and rampage of some soft-fed men. She began to bite back and eat hard, to retaliate against the women who provided them with soft-fed meals.

Wang Daxia was accustomed to eating soft food, and had no appetite for “hard food”. She always looked like a soft rice man in front of her. He treated her consistently, and even gave up his life to save her until he died, and he promised to be a husband and wife again in the world. , Give her a child to make up for the only shortcoming in this life.

In the previous life, Wang Daxia ate soft rice, and eating soft rice must have the consciousness of eating soft rice, and try to hide shortcomings and show advantages in front of Wei Caiwei.

Did Wang Daxia castrate a chopstick?

While brandishing a knife from the palace, he also cut off the young man who was flying, rebellious, cynical, innocent enough to save money and save the world, and grow savagely like a weed.

Wei Caiwei saw him almost always on the bright side, hardworking, witty, considerate, brave, and loyal-of course, in addition to his terrible aesthetic, as always, he likes red, willow and green, shiny.

After rebirth, Wei Caiwei met the other side of Wang Daxia and obviously could not accept it at once, but she could not forget the affection of her last life, even if Wang Daxia in front of the palace and Wang Daxia in memory are completely two kinds of people, she was angry with her three times a day, Wei Caiwei will also risk staying in the capital to stop him from being in the palace, and will not leave.

Just when Wei Caiwei dreamed of all kinds of love and happiness with her previous husband, Wang Daxia was staying up all night and Lu Ying, who had arrived after hearing the news, confessed the details of the two people fighting against Zhou Xiaoqi.

Of course, with Wang Daxia’s exaggerated character, he added a drama to himself in a vain way, “…Looking at Dr. Wei’s eyes to be dripped with hot wax oil, I rushed over to protect her eyes with my hands, screaming, mine The back of my hand hurt so much that I got a big blister! But I still reluctantly hit the gangster’s face with a punch and knocked him to the ground.”

Lu Ying asked, “Which hand does the wax drip? Let me see.” This is wax oil, not hot iron juice!

Wang Daxia shrank her hand and hid it under the table, “After applying Doctor Wei’s scald medicine, it is fine.”

Lu Ying said, “Can you be more serious? Doctor Wei is already asleep after taking the medicine. I can only ask you a person, you are so nonsense, how can I explain to Master Lu at dawn? Give you credit?”

As soon as Wang Daxia heard of the merits, she quickly asked: “How much is the prize? Is there a hundred taels of silver?”

Lu Ying said: “Jin Yiwei has a reward, but the case is not solved. The bounty is not available for the time being. But you are a supernumerary **** for Jin Yiwei. If you take the gangster this time, I can put your name in the Jin Yiwei roster. In the future, you will receive salaries and military salaries, and you will be able to reimburse you for food and accommodation without having to pay for your own money. There will be ice replenishment in summer and charcoal replenishment in winter. You can send something to take home during the holidays.”

From non-staff personnel to internal staff.

“That’s it?” Wang Daxia was disappointed.

Lu Bing just taught Lu Ying to control the people. Jin Yiwei needs talents like Wang Daxia. Lu Yingqiang refrained from saying the words “love to work, not to go”, and patiently explained to Wang Daxia the benefits of the staff:

“If you are injured or disabled, you will receive your salary and Jin Yiwei will support you for the rest of your life; if unfortunately you die, Jin Yiwei will leave a place for your offspring. In the future, as long as you pass the bow horse assessment, you can cover your vacancy.”

Wang Daxia’s mouth grew wide, and Lu Ying was shocked: You want to recruit me into Jinyiwei, just like drawing a big pie. At least make this pie big and round, and it looks sweet and delicious!

When I opened my mouth, I was disabled and died. I was too rushing for guests. Even if there was a golden mountain in front of me, I would hesitate.

Fortunately, Commander Lu will be reborn and become the illegitimate son of Master Lu. Otherwise, how can such an upright character be mixed in officialdom?

Seeing that Wang Daxia hadn’t talked to each other, Lu Ying racked his brains to think about the benefits of being a Jin Yiwei. “You have a better chance to show up in the imperial front than ordinary Jin Yiwei. If you win the eyes of the emperor, you will have a bright future. Limited.”

This sentence is almost the same.

It seems that Lu Ying is upright but not stupid. He is learning how to work around instead of being right to the end. He has also begun to learn to draw pie for Wang Daxia.

However, none of these can attract Wang Daxia.

Wang Daxia was so tired that she rubbed her eyes, “Can I change this to silver? I only want silver, no errands.”

Growing up, Lu Ying has never heard anyone reject Jin Yiwei’s invitation, “You don’t want to join Jin Yiwei?”

Lu Ying suspected that she had heard it wrong.

Well, Wang Daxia nodded and yawned, “Yes, in the past, now, and in the future, I don’t want to be a errand for Jin Yiwei. I am temporarily working for Jin Yiwei, and I am also forced-the private money is still in Master Lu’s hands. I am. for money.”

Lu Ying asked: “Why? Is Jin Yiwei better than Beicheng Soldier Marsi?”

Wang Daxia said frankly: “I now have food, drink and money to spend. I live in a five-generation five-generation mansion next to Shichahai. Generally, the fifth-grade Beijing officials don’t have the same life as me. Why should I have nothing to do?”

Lu Ying asked: “Are you going to be like this for a lifetime?”

Wang Daxia said: “Yes, I have ready-made thousands of titles in my family to inherit, and I can become a thousand households when I lie down. Why should I ask for hardship, risking my disability or even death? Where’s Jin Yiwei? I’m not stupid.”

“You—” Lu Ying had nothing to say, Wang Daxia was really lazy and hopelessly lazy.

But Kim Hiroto, who kept quiet on the side, listened and felt that this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and said, “Whether you go or not, you must first thank Lu Commander for his appreciation.”

Mu Baihu’s words worked, and Wang Daxia clasped her fist perfunctorily: “Thank you for your love, but unfortunately I can’t do it.”

Ki hundred said: “I have a suggestion, you can try it first-your father’s title will definitely be yours in the future, and you won’t be able to run. But you have no title, no real power, no soldiers, and nothing. meaning.”

“Your dad inherited the title back then. He has worked steadily in Beicheng Soldiers and Mars for more than 30 years, and he has been the commander of Beicheng Soldiers and Mars after patrolling the streets in the wind and rain. This is not bad.”

When Lu Ying saw Mu Baihu speak for himself, he added, “A vacant title has no real power, and no matter how thick the family is, it will not be consumed. It is like a rootless pedigree, and the family will inevitably fall. If you continue to provoke lawsuits, the title is justified. Hey, you have no right or job, who will speak for you? Thousands of households begging on the street, and even the earl and marquis. You want to be with them in the future?”

Mubaihu nodded fiercely, “Yes, the second young master, working as a errand in Jinyiwei, has a high salary and good welfare. You will have a high salary in the morning and go home at night. You don’t need to be like your dad. You have to stay up late to patrol the streets every other day. What’s more, you Leader Lu and Master Lu are the backers. In the future, they will pass the examination for the title of honor. Who dares to give you a stumbling block, food and card?”

Inheriting the title is Wang Daxia’s Achilles heel.

Wang Daxia also understood that with his ability, there was no other way out except to inherit the title. If he didn’t even have the iron rice bowl of the title, he would do nothing. I am afraid that in the future, he will have to beg on the roadside with a broken bowl.

Wang Daxia was a little moved, but he still frowned and said, “That said, this job is not bad, but it’s too far from home. I’m going to cross the north and south of the capital. Every morning (7 o’clock in the morning), I have to get up early every day. I’m used to sleeping late and can’t get up.”

Wang Daxia’s ideal errand is “two more, one less and one close”: more money, more benefits, and less living being close to home.

Lu Ying was speechless, and Wang Daxia could open his eyes every day, telling him what the best dude was.

Mu Baihu was really worried about Wang Daxia’s future, “The Jinyiwei Yamen is indeed far away from home, but it doesn’t matter. I will convince Qianhu to rent a house near the Yamen for the money, without you worrying about it. This way. You don’t have to run around on the road, you can get more sleep every day.”

Wang Daxia nodded, “Okay, I listen to Uncle Mu. However, the ugly thing is that the rent and daily expenses have to be paid by my father. My salary can’t support myself.”

Mu Baihu coaxed the child and said: “This is natural, the house has to be rented a big one, it can’t be too shabby to make colleagues look down on it.”

Wang Daxia has never lived alone when he grows up, so he is full of longing for the future life.

I am free, no one cares about me anymore!

Lu Ying did not expect that the future of the official position would be useless, and Mu Baihu used a small favor to entice Wang Daxia to agree!

It’s really…it’s in line with Wang Daxia’s usual behavior, and the way of controlling people varies from person to person. Use his weakness to restrain him, so he will do what I want.

Lu Ying knocked on the desktop, breaking Wang Daxia’s illusion, “Go on, it’s almost dawn, and the confession hasn’t been finished yet.”

After Wang Daxia had explained everything in detail, she read the confession again and signed and drew it. The sky was already bright, and the curfew was lifted. The street stalls selling early snacks appeared one after another, and there were also people pushing carts along the street. A bowl of tofu brain, “…no coriander!”

Lu Ying got up and said, “I’ll go and see if Doctor Wei is awake.”

Wang Daxia shouted that it was hot, and after drinking the tofu brain, he wiped his mouth and chased after him, “I’m with Lu Tongling.”

Lu Ying asked, “Didn’t you say you want to catch up?”

“First, that’s my house. I want to go. Second—” Wang Daxia glanced at Lu Ying. “A lone man and a widow, living in the same room. Doctor Wei is sleeping again. In case you— I’m worried.”

Lu Ying couldn’t believe it, “Dr. Wei and you alone make people feel uneasy.”

Wang Daxia said: “How is it possible! That’s my house. The rabbits don’t eat the grass at the edge of the nest, so don’t talk nonsense.”

Alas, it is not easy to tame this Wang Ya Nei.

Wang Mansion next door.

Wei Caiwei hadn’t woken up yet, and the two parts of her neck had been coated with medicine to stop the bleeding. Her face was pale as paper, and her wrists were tied with rope marks. Zhou Xiaoqi’s straps were too tight, and the circles of the marks appeared purple-red.

Seeing the appearance of the little widow, Lu Ying’s guilt overcame his suspicion. He always felt that the little widow was the biggest suspect, but now he became a victim. If Wang Daxia was slower and did not understand the warning of the little widow “Qingliangmei”, then What terrible things will happen to her?

Lu Ying pushed the door out and sighed: “I shouldn’t have suspected her just because she was seventeen years old, had been in Beijing for seven days, and was the same age as Miss He Er, and caused her to be targeted by Zhou Xiaoqi. This is difficult.”

Wang Daxia said: “It’s useless to apologize, just lose money. Soup and medicine, lost work expenses, frightened mental loss, and house repairs, will be paid to others along with the loss list last night.”

Lu Ying asked him, “Besides money, can you say something else?”

Wang Daxia smiled and said, “I’ll just say if you give the money.”

Lu Ying: This guy is afraid that the money string has become fine.

At the same time, Beicheng, Jiangmi Lane, Jinyiwei Yamen.

Commander Lu Bing arrived at Yamen in a five-horse-horse luxury car before the order. The advantage of being an official in the Jiajing Dynasty is that you don’t have to go to the morning court and you can sleep more, but Lu Bing was reported by the Beicheng Soldier and Mars last night. After a person wakes up, he can no longer fall asleep.

A veteran like Lu Bing, who has experienced ups and downs, hasn’t seen anything? The murder of Chen Qianhu and his son was just a trivial matter, and it was not his turn to intervene, but Wei Caiwei’s post of “Secretary Ding Wu” reminded him of the catastrophe in the capital ten years ago.

He can’t sleep. That catastrophe was the pain of his life, and he will bring it into the coffin in the future.

Ten years ago, during the change of Gengxu, Mongolian Ada Khan led the army commander straight in and robbed him in the outer city of Beijing for half a month.

Lu Bing guarded the city, and nurses from outside the city flocked to the city gate with their mouths, begging to enter the city to escape the war.

Being able to sit firmly in the position of the Jinyiwei Commander, with blood on his hands, Lu Bing is definitely not a decent gentleman.

Lu Bing was Emperor Jiajing’s nanny brother. Emperor Jiajing was originally just a small vassal king in Anlu, Hubei. He was an offshoot of the imperial family and missed the throne.

But the orthodox children of the royal family withered. During the Chenghua dynasty, Emperor Chenghua loved Concubine Wan Gui and even abolished the empress for the sake of Concubine Wan. Concubine Wan Gui was domineering and threatened the prince’s life several times, leaving a deep psychological shadow on the prince.

The crown prince was enthroned for Emperor Hongzhi. Emperor Hongzhi drew lessons from his favored concubine to harm the country. In his life, there was only Empress Zhang and no concubines in the harem. Only Empress Zhang gave birth to a son and survived for the later Emperor Zhengde.

Emperor Zhengde is a strange flower. He likes people/wives, widows and prostitutes/girls. They just don’t touch the empress of the harem. As a result, they have no children and no brothers. The orthodox royal family declared extinction.

In accordance with the royal family’s succession order, it was Emperor Hongzhi’s younger brother, Emperor Jiajing, whose father Xingxian King, but King Xingxian died very early, and the throne fell on Emperor Jiajing, who was only fifteen years old at the time.

After Jiajing Emperor became the emperor, in order to make his father emperor, he moved his spirit to the ancestral temple and replaced his side branch with the former main line of the royal family. In the court, all the ministers who stopped him were brought to court by Jin Yiwei. Luo organized the execution of the crime, the derogatory reprimand.

The emperor Jiajing used the “great rites” to eradicate his dissidents and secured the throne. Lu Bing’s knife was “indispensable”, and there was blood of innocent people in his hands.

But Lu Bing is not a devil, he has a hard-hearted side, and a kind-hearted side. Seeing the cries of the victims in the city, he still went into the palace to meet Emperor Jiajing, persuading the Emperor Jiajing to open the city gate and let the victims in. He would send troops to break and intercept the Mongolian soldiers who took the opportunity to break through the barrier.

That is to say, Lu Bing had a lot of face and won the emperor’s trust. If it were someone else, Emperor Jiajing would never agree.

Lu Bing received the Jiajing emperor’s decree, opened the city gate to release the victims, and formed a death squad in Jinyiwei to protect the victims from retreating and fight the Mongolian army.

All the victims entered the city, and all the death squads were killed.

Lu Bing has kept the name list of the death squad, and he has given double compensation to the family members of the players.

He Qianhu is on this list. Originally, He Qianhu did not report to Lu Bing the information of Al Dahan’s invasion of South China due to his dereliction of duty. He knew that he should be copied all over the house, but He Qianhu took the initiative to join the death squad and had already died. , Lu Bing interceded for him and changed his two daughters from beheading to confiscated as official slaves.

When the sons and daughters of He Qianhu and Chen Qianhu were married, Lu Bing, the superior, went to have a wedding wine. Chen Qianhu bought the He family sisters and vowed to take good care of them for their lives. Lu Bing believed in Chen Qianhu, so he didn’t do it again. Interrogate.

Lu Bing felt that it was easy to raise two more mouths. He was busy with his business, and quickly left the matter behind and stopped asking.

Lu Bing was very busy. He was busy looking for a replacement for the emperor, and he had no time to ask how the two daughters of the He family had done such trivial things.

The change of Gengxu was a shame and shame. As the emperor, Emperor Jiajing had not been in court for more than 20 years and was obsessed with cultivating immortals and alchemy. He must bear the main responsibility.

But the emperor is a monarch, and he can’t be the one who did it wrong. Even if there was a mistake, it was the fault of the courtier, who did not detect the enemy’s movements in time and did not advise the emperor.

Therefore, Lu Bing, as the emperor’s grandmother and the most trusted courtier, had to find someone to carry this scapegoat and be angry with the common people.

Who are you looking for?

In theory, it should be the head of the 100 officials-the Minister of the Cabinet, Yan Song, who has the greatest responsibility, because he has the biggest official. The Minister of the Cabinet is similar to the Prime Minister, and foreign invasions have come to the door. Who are you responsible for?

But Yan Song was deeply loved by Emperor Jiajing, and he was also Lu Bing’s relatives: Yan Song was loyal to his wife and only had one son, Yan Shifan. Yan Shifan has a son named Yan Shaoting, who married Lu Bing’s second daughter.

Family Yan Shifan said to Lu Bing: “The flood rushed into the Longwang Temple, and the family did not know the family. You and I are children in the family, my son is your second son-in-law, and the children are born, and my grandson is your grandson. I can’t hold my father in the dark.”

“My in-laws will find another substitute for the dead ghost. I think Ding Rukui, the Shangshu of the Ministry of War, is not bad. He is the biggest officer of the Ming army. It is because his army did not stop Al Dakhan. It is also that he ordered the capital army not to resist. of.”

This is indeed true. However, Ding Rukui’s boss was Yan Song, the first minister of the cabinet. Yan Song told Ding Rukui not to fight. He said, “I have enough for Khan, and I will take the troops to leave.”

If it weren’t for Yan Song, Ding Rukui would not dare to choose a conservative strategy of defending the city, causing the outer city to become a piece of scorched earth.

Lu Bing knew this, but he also accepted Yan Shifan’s suggestion and reported Ding Rukui to Emperor Jiajing. Emperor Jiajing agreed and asked Ding Rukui to be a dead ghost and sentenced to beheading. When his wife went south for three thousand miles, she died of illness on the way, and his son Ding Wufa was sent to Tielingwei in the north.

Lu Bing’s conscience was disturbed, and he tried to drag Ding Rukui’s execution again and again for a full ten years. Now Ding Rukui is still living well in the imprisonment!

The subordinates had put Ding Wu’s son Ding Wu’s surveillance information for the past ten years on Lu Bing’s desk overnight.

Lu Bing hurriedly read through it, then got up and went to the Jinyiwei Zhao Prison.

The imperial prison is a place where the officials of the imperial court are frightened, and it is as famous as the factory prison in Dongchang. Ding Rukui was detained alone in a death row.

Ding Rukui’s cell is clean and tidy. The walls have just been painted this year. There is a small window in the southeast corner that is the only light source.

The light source projected on the floor, forming an oval light. Ding Rukui had already gotten up. He stood in the oval aperture playing Wu Qin Xi, basking in the sun, and exercising.

The humidity in the underground cell was heavy and the air was not so good. Lu Bing coughed as soon as he went. Ding Rukui handed him a chair and poured tea for him. “Thank you for the Longjing. I can still drink such good tea as a prisoner of death. .”

Lu Bing coughed under the pressure of his tea, looked at Ding Rukui, his forehead was slightly sweaty, his face was ruddy, and he said, “Master Ding is in good health.”

Ding Rukui saw his face sallow, and even his eyelids drooped, and said, “No matter how busy Master Lu is, you must take care of your health. I am a prisoner of ten years, thanks to your protection, I can’t die in these ten years.”

Lu Bing pretended not to understand his irony, put down the tea cup and smiled, “Look at the physical condition of you and me now, I am the death row prisoner who can’t see the sun.”

The author has something to say: Ingenious Wang Daxia… suddenly can’t look directly at Brother Chopsticks…

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