Plants vs Zombies the third element

Here he is, the man. The myth, the crazy guy from plants vs zombies. He looks exactly as Jason expected him to look in PVZ, pot on his head, weird looking eyes, white shirt and blue pants. Mhm that is crazy Dave alright, he was driving his PVZ1 car and not the time traveling van. Jason was sure that the Van had a name but for the life of him he can't remember it at the moment.

It's been ages since he played PVZ2, he's pretty sure it's also the same van in GW2 that's used for the plants transport in Garden ops. Jason would be lying if he said he wasn't nervous, he was meeting Crazy Dave! How was he going to understand what he says without a speech bubble?!

Crazy Dave is, Crazy and speaks crazy. He speaks gibberish for crying out loud and Jason has no form of translator to understand Dave at all. This was a potential language barrier that might get in the way of communicating and Jason has no clue on how to even solve it.

Crazy would evently park his car before Jason garage, making Jason a bit more surprised. For a crazy guy Crazy Dave parking and driving skills was pretty good. Then again while the man was crazy, he was also super smart. He made plants, a robot t-Rex that blew fire.

He made a Van into a bloody Time Machine sand went through time just to eat the same taco he had before. He probably also modified the plants as well in how the GW plants could move and had abilities to keep up with zomboss newer and modified zombies.

So there was logic behind Crszy Dave madness. As Jason was lost in his internal thoughts Crazy Dave would exit his car and proceeded to slam the door shut behind him with no care for the Car feelings on such rough treatment.

The loud slam of the car door broke him out of his stubpor and approached Crazy Dave with apprehension, mainly of course understanding him. Stopping before Crazy Dave, Jason would hold his hand out for a handshake. Typical greetings, but before Jason could say 'hi' and introduce himself Crazy Dave reached into his pocket and took out purple dust.

And blew it into Jason face in which it got into his eyes as he also inhaled it. Making Jason cough while rubbing his eyes as they started to water from dust. "Dude what the hell?!"

He shouted out, in mild anger from unknown dust being blown into his eyes. As he looked at crazy Dave Jason had to do a double take as he swear he's seeing a speech bubble above crazy Dave.

"Hello can you understand me?" Read the speech bubble above crazy Dave, while also Crazy Dave made his usual 'awobobia' sounds. Jason could only nod, too stunned to properly say a word.

This was not how he expected their talks to do in the slightest. Nor was he expected to see a literal text box besides crazy Dave everytime he spoke. The burning in his eyes has subsided as Jason starred at Crazy Dave who starred back unblinking, which creeped Jason out a bit.

Staring for a few more moments Jason just simply nodded to Crazy Dave who nodded back. Leaving them both staring at one another for a few moments, Jason waiting on crazy Dave to continue speaking while Crazy Dave thought they was doing a nodding contest.

"Are you….going to say anything else?" Jason asked Crazy Dave who responded by making his usual gibberish sounds while the text box changed.

"Great you can understand me neighbor, I notice all the commotion over this part of the neighborhood while I was out singing karaoke with some frogs! Thought you may needed some help against those no good zombies."

Jason couldn't help himself but ask after Crazy Dave speech, though he figured he the answer he'll get is an expected one. "Why was you singing karaoke with frogs." Of course Crazy Dave gave the already expected response.

"Why I would sing karaoke with frogs? That's because I'm CRAZYYYYY!" which at the same time came out as RAHROOOOOGRAH! from what Jason heard. There was just something great about hearing that sound.

Crazy Dave would continue on though, remember why exactly he was here as he placed a hand on Jason shoulder and started leading him to the trunck of his car. Jason willingly followed of course and listened to Crazy Dave speak or really paid attention to the speech box floating besides his head.

"I saw you was giving those zombies some trouble also they was giving you trouble equally! So in good spirit I wanted you to have some extra seed packets and new ones. Anything else will cost you money" Crazy Dave said as they stopped before his trunk which he opened before Jason revealing a variet of items in a neat order.

"Nice" was all Jason could mumble as he looked at each item, they was what you can expect. Which was plants of course, with the ones Jason already has was peashooter seed packets, sunflower seed packets, Wall nut seed packets, but there was seed packets he didn't have in crazy Dave trunck being.

Snow pea seed packets, Repeater seed packets, Potato mine seed packets and Chomper seed packets. "Please Crazy Dave can I have these? I'll be more than set to protect my house with these plants"

Jason begged as he turned to look at crazy Dave who looked back with a half eaten taco in his mouth making Jason blink a few times. Crazy Dave swallowed the rest of the taco making Jason blink once more, but slowly that time when Crazy Dave essentially inhaled the taco, without chewing the rest of it.

"That's why I'm here neighbor, to give you some of these seed packets" was what Crazy Dave said in his floating speech box while all Jason heard was 'awobobbo' and 'bwrabibia'

(I'm not even going to try to explain how his speech is like, either you know you know or to those who hasn't experienced any PVZ other than this fic just look up "crazy Dave speech" and you'll eventually find a video lol)

Hearing that Jason would start to feel giddy and excited like a kid on Christmas getting all excited for a new toy. "What can I have?"

He asked crazy Dave who just scratched his beard, and took out one seed packet each of all the plants Jason had and didn't have handing it too him. "Once Zomboss notices you've been fending off his zombies with these cool butt kicking plants, he'll focus more attention on you. These plants may seem to be enough but trust me, that guy sure is reasource full and you'll need a diverse plant team to cover yourself!"

He said while closing his trunk and noticed the sun was going down. And gestures to Jason house. "Would it be alright for me to spend a night over, I don't like driving when it's dark out. Never know when a gnome may try to run you off the road!"

Jason wasn't going to question that either. "Sure you can stay over, I got a couch you can sleep on" he replied to Crazy Dave, seeing no harm in letting Crazy Dave spend over the night. With permission granted Crazy Dave wasted no time taking out a pink fuzzy looking blanket from his trunk and a pillow with the POP cap logo on it.

He also took out a plushie of a sunflower and went inside Jason house without a second thought leaving his trunck open with a second thought. Jason of course closed it, before he went inside himself he would start planting all the new plants he got, in total he had ten snow pea seeds which was blue. The six repeaters seeds just looked like regular peashooter seeds.

"God damn there so many potato mine seeds." Jason muttered while going to the front of his lawn and began planting the potatoe mines in random order around the grass. Making sure to spread them out so as to not potentially make a chain reaction and waste them all because one went off too close to another.

The next one he planted was the chompers, like the snow peas there was ten seeds. But strangely enough the seeds was purple. He felt excited on seeing the chompers, while they was bad in PVZ1 he kinda liked them.

He wondered if he could teach them to chew and eat faster instead of savoring their meal taking their sweet ass time. Tests for later as he then went to plant the next plant or potato for the next one.

The potatoe mines was the most plants he got surprisingly, being fifty in total. He used only forty in the front and kept ten in the seed packet for safe keeping. In the games potatoe mines needed a couple seconds to arm, and acted like landmines. He wondered how their explosive power would go.

With his tasks over with for the day he would go back inside his home, wait for every plant to enter inside and closed the door locking it behind them.

Jason was starting to get curious about the possibilities with the plants, could a peashooter grow into a repeater? After all their practically the same just one shoots two peas.

How did Dave make fire pea, ice pea, eletric pea? Could Jason replicate that or would he just have to grow one? Could a wall nut or tall nut wounds heal? Is Dave crazy enough to know what the dog was doin?

Maybe not that last part, the other stuff Jason was curious to learn more about. The part of him that like learning new things was growing with desire but that was for another time. He currently had a guest in his home.

Shaking his head to clear up his thoughts, Jason would look around to see his living room cleared with no Crazy Dave in sight. Though he did hear a quiet noise. So he followed it as it got louder till he reached his bathroom to see that the door was open and-

Watch as Crazy Dave was conducting a frog orchestra. Jason decided to wisely not question it and slowly walk away from his bathroom to instead make dinner and watch some tv before he slept.

There really wasn't anything that interesting on the tv, even the news was boring to learn of nothing special. What he did learn was he was in neighborville, which if Jason was correct was somewhere in California but he could be wrong.

Once he finished eating dinner with his plants he decided to sleep in early, he trusted Crazy Dave to not blow up the house. He was crazy but not incompetent. Getting into bed as the plants piled up on him like last night he would begin to close his eyes and sleep.

Little did Jason know a certain zombie was still planning against his downfall...

-POV GREG the zombie-

Gosh dang it! The plan was perfect, beautiful and elegant even! Whatever the word elegant even means, even Phill liked it! Even though he just blankly stared at me while I explained it to him.

But that walking meat container housing the Brainz was one step ahead, he used red angry fruit that obliterated the wave leader and my fellows. I'll need a better plan even if he uses more explosives.

Or maybe I should tell the boss…..no I can do this I can get this done and get promoted, that way me and phill will never have to work again! And I got the perfect plan that it's genius and sure to work.

Get this I'll...get two wave leaders, a bunch of zombies not rallied to waves. Send in those zombies not part of a wave to weaken the defenses and send both waves in at once with sheer numbers.

It's BRILLIANT! Majestic! (Author: Majestic a hunter is a hunter even in a dream)

There is no way this can go wrong when that walking meat suit plants struggled last time with its weaker numbers, it'll take a little time to make the nesscary arrangements….i got all night and morning to prepare.

"Brainz!" 'Translation: Vicotry will be ours Phill just you wait brother!' Phill response was to let out a soft groan as he starred at Greg blankly. Phill head was empty with no thoughts except for the need to eat Brainz.

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Late I'm sorry, thinking about making another fic. Course I'll focus more on this one while the other one with be just a side project so keep an eye out for it.

Sorry if the charater interactations was bad, I don't really know how to do one good much less with a person like crazy Dave so I just went with the flow and tried my best.

Please have a wonderful day and stay safe, your wel being matters!^^