One Piece: Chaos Kong

"Tsk, well, so much for light warm-up. C'mon, get up, you guys; I'm hardly even trying." Said Diddy blandly as he kicked Crocodile in the stomach, sending him crashing into Mihawk, who was propping himself up with his sword.

"W-Why are you… S-So strong!? N-Not even Kaido was t-this strong!" Exclaimed Luffy in exhaustion as he sat upright while glancing at Diddy, who thoughtfully tapped his chin.

"Hmm, a shit ton of battles, proper diet, constant training, adequate rest, and lots of sex. That's about it." Replied Diddy lightly as he glanced at Luffy, only to suddenly appear in front of him faster than he could react.

Lunging forward, I grabbed Luffy's face and slammed his head into the ground with an explosion of lightning, superheating our surroundings into glass before tossing him into the air and kicking him into the distance.

"L-Luffy!" Yelled Sanji, Zoro, and Jinbe as they forced their fatigued and injured body to charge at Diddy, who nonchalantly yawned.

Surging lightning into my fist, I punched the air in their direction, creating a wall of lightning that shot toward them, destroying their attacks and violently shocking them.

Raising my finger, I pointed it to the Usopp, firing a shigan into his shoulder and one into his hand, permanently taking him out of the fight; not like he offered much, to begin with. Shifting my focus to Nami, who was even more useless than Usopp since all she could really do was use lightning from her bo-staff, and her weak lightning wasn't even passable enough to be considered a massage.

Though just as I shot a shigan at her, a sizeable robot similar to Bullet's suddenly stood in front, protecting her from my attack.

"Oh great, the pervert with the light-up nipples." Muttered Diddy with a shake of his head as he glanced at General Franky, who shot missiles from his shoulders aimed at him, yet they did nothing to him as he continued walking.

"Ah, he ain't stopping, Nami!" Yelled Franky anxiously as he continued firing missiles at Diddy, whose figure was concealed from the smoke, though thanks to his enhancements, he could see perfectly fine.

"Duh, did you think these weak weapons would work on me? You'll need, at the bare minimum, a nuclear warhead." Said Diddy blandly as he suddenly appeared in front of General Franky, surprising him and Nami.

"T-Thunderbolt Tempo!" "Strong Right!" Yelled Nami and Frany, respectively, as the latter launched a bolt of lighting at Diddy while the former punched.

Sighing at their party tricks, I ignored Nami altogether and stopped Franky's punch, only to rip his arm off his robot, exposing his real arm underneath it, though I paid it no heed and pushed his large robot body to the ground as I began to shred it to pieces with my claws, leaving Franky in nothing but his underwear in just a matter of seconds.

"N-Nipple–" "Freaky pervert." Said Franky and Diddy, respectively, as the former attempted to hit him with two beams, only for the latter to cave his chest in with a powerful stomp.

Grabbing Franky's leg, I turned around and violently swung it at Brook, who thought he could sneak up on me, sending the skeleton and cyborg off into the distance. Dusting my hands off, I glanced at Nami, who was cowering in fear, barely able to hold her bo-staff as she pointed it at me, causing me to scoff in annoyance.

"Tsk, what's with all the fear? All that is going to happen is death. Maybe a few broken bones along the way, but that's it. What's so terrifying about that? Is it really that hard to glare Death back in its face with a smile?" Asked Diddy in annoyance as he slowly approached Nami, who bit her lip while slowly backing away in fear, causing him to grunt in irritation.

"Monster Point!" Said Chopper as he released a mighty roar while towering over Diddy, who raised his eyebrow in slight surprise.

Lifting my hand, blocking Chopper's attack, I quickly grabbed his finger and yanked him to the ground, prompting Nami to narrowly leap out of the way while I kneed him in the chin, knocking Chopper unconscious.

"Well, so much for that." Muttered Diddy under his breath as he kicked Chopper to the side, only for another monstrous figure to stand over him.

Lifting my head, I glanced at Robin, who had seemingly grown in size with wings sprouting out of her back; after my battle with Imu, I gained deep insight into how devil fruits work, so I assumed this was an ability she got for awakening her devil fruit.

'What a view, though; this isn't a sight I wouldn't mind dying to.' Thought Diddy lightly as he stared at Robin's enormous breasts, only for a fist to slam into him and the ground.

"You know, with the destruction of the World Government, you're no longer considered a Demon or whatever." Said Diddy lightly as he stood atop Robin's shoulder and leaned against her neck while she slowly shrunk to her normal appearance.

"H-How?" Asked Robin in disbelief as she observed herself before raising her head and looking at Diddy, baffled at his ability to forcefully suppress her devil fruit.

"Heh, I learned quite a few things during the invasion on Mariejois." Replied Diddy with a faint smirk as he bared his fangs at Robin, who was unable to muster the strength of her devil fruit, only for him to suddenly blast her with the force of his haki, knocking her unconscious.

With everyone having been dealt with, I folded my arms and lifted my head, waiting for Freyja to come back down, though while doing so, I was smacked in the back of the head with a bo-staff, causing me to glance at Nami, who froze in fear.

"I-I'm not a-a c-coward!" Said Nami weakly, her intense stuttering barely allowing her to speak coherently.

"Coward says what." "W-What?" Remarked Diddy and Nami, respectively, as the former smirked in amusement while the latter gritted her teeth before attacking him once more.

Grasping the bo-staff, I broke it in half before stomping on the ground, causing Nami to fall from the intense shaking.

'Oh, she's finally returning.' Thought Diddy lightly as he raised his head and glanced at the small ball of flames in the sky.

As the fiery ball got closer and closer, I took a few steps back, only for it to crash directly where I had stood a few moments ago, sending Nami flying while I closed my eyes. Blowing all the smoke away, I leaped down the crater and glanced at Freyja, who was limbless, her organs gutted, and her head split open, allowing me to see her brain.

However, despite entering the atmosphere through that condition, she was still alive.

"Fuck me, awakened Zoans got some nasty strong vitality; the fact you're still alive right now is astonishing." Muttered Diddy lightly with a shocked expression as he casually examined Freyja's condition while nodding.

Granted, I'm sure the vitality she absorbed from me previously helped, but still, even I would have a hard time surviving all that. However, since her torture wasn't quite finished, I touched her exposed beating heart with my tail, prompting her body to subconsciously absorb my vitality; using my vitality, she began to rapidly regenerate her body, returning to her normal self in a matter of seconds.

'Tsk, fucking crazy.' Thought Diddy lightly with a shake of his head as he leaped backward, evading an eruption of demonic flames that engulfed the crater and beyond.

"Ho, someone's angry, good. I want you to know how I felt when you forced yourself onto me!" Stated Diddy with a bloodthirsty expression as he glared at Freyja, who emerged from the fire.

"Fufu, why even bother to fight then? You loved every second of it, don't lie, you're cock was telling the truth the whole time. Besides, you're going to die soon, right? Might as well spend it having fun with me." Remarked Freyja with a ferocious smile as she mockingly looked at Diddy, who gnashed his teeth before pointing at Jinbe, who was helping Sanji and Zoro up.

"I would rather fuck that Fishman than ever willingly put my cock anywhere near you!" Yelled Diddy furiously while baring his fangs at Freyja, who spat onto the ground while Jinbe subconsciously gulped in fear.

"Tsk, shut-up! I'm done talking with a stupid bitch like you anyways!" Added Diddy as he shook his arms while kicking the air, lunging at Freyja, only for a massive fireball to suddenly envelop him, slamming him into the glass ground and melting it.

"Hmph, took you long enough, Kaido. Where the hell is everyone else?" Asked Freyja with a grunt as she flicked her hair behind her shoulders while glancing at Kaido, who was in his full-beast form.

"Hoho, we're here, Freyja." Said Sebas lightly as he emerged from the clouds and gently floated Pandemonium to the ground.

"Tsk, next time, inform us, you whore." "Tch, great, these two bastards." Said Mael and Freyja, respectively, as the latter grunted in annoyance while the former aggressively eyed her.

Emerging from the small lake of molten glass, I shook it off my body and glanced at everyone, my eyes shifting between the numerous pirates and Revolutionary Army that had invaded Mariejois with us, along with several others.