My Years As a Car Dealer

Chapter 39: : Devil Singing

Chapter 0039: Devil Singing

(Readers, happy holidays!)

Zhang Chen not only has singing skills, but also dialect skills. No matter which dialect of Huaxia is known, he can still sing authentically, even better than their locals.

“So confident?” Sister Ji emphasized again, “We have no music, no accompaniment, and we sing completely acapella!”

“No problem.” Zhang Chen had the lyrics of the song in his mind, and the situation when Chow Yun-fat was wearing a prison uniform and singing on the prison playground with a group of brothers.

Zhang Chen imitated Chow Yun-fat, holding a chopstick in each hand, beating the small white porcelain bowl in front of him.

The small white porcelain bowl made a tinkling sound, but it had an indescribable alternative flavor.

His body swayed slightly from side to side, and the corners of his mouth were full of mischievous smiles, very much like Chow Yun-fat’s demeanor in the movie.

“There are a few confidants in the world,

How many friendships can last.

Today parting with you both handshake,

Friendship is always in my heart

let’s say goodbye today

He will surely meet

Even if we can’t meet

always friends

…”

Zhang Chen has both singing skills and dialect skills, and has a wide range of voices. No kind of music style can be difficult for him.

At this time, it was completely opposite to the tone of singing “lingering”. The slow and melodious singing had a feeling of desolation and vicissitudes. It was like smelling sad and crying.

The bad chicken sister ate two big drumsticks to soothe her restless liver.

The others couldn’t bear to disturb Zhang Chen while he was singing, and they all stood opposite him and shook their bodies, in keeping with his rhythm.

Some can speak Cantonese, and they hum softly to the sound of beating the small white porcelain bowl.

The system prompts sounded one after another in Zhang Chen’s mind:

“Pleasure value from colleague Wang Keqiang: 1000”

“Happiness value from colleague Hao Qiang: 1000”

“Pleasure value from colleague Zhang Hu: 1000”

“Pleasure value from colleague Fang Wu: 1000”

“Pleasure value from colleague Tang Hongbo: 1000”

“Pleasure value from colleague Wang Qi: 1000”

“Happiness value from colleague Lai Wu: -100”

Only Lai Wu provided a negative value. Zhang Chen sang and looked at Lai Wu opposite.

When this kid noticed that Zhang Chen was staring at him, he pretended to be garlic and squeezed a smile that was even uglier than crying at Zhang Chen.

In the face of Lai Wu’s flattery, Zhang Chen was too lazy to pay attention to him, and scolded in his heart, don’t think that labor and management can’t see the hatred in your heart, labor and management are systematic men.

Sister Ji was full of passion in her heart, she couldn’t help it anymore, she hugged Zhang Chen’s shoulder, and sang with Zhang Chen in a loud voice.

However, Sister Ji’s voice was hoarse, her voice fluctuated high and low, and her tone was obviously not complete.

Although no one dared to say Jijie in the crowd around them, they all had expressions of disgust on their faces mocking Jijie.

Lai Wu smiled at Hao Qiang, leaned beside him and whispered: “Ordinary people are not high-level, they run away singing and singing, and she has not been tuned since the beginning. Hahaha…”

Jijie’s singing is incoherent, and the gap between Zhang Chen and the singer is one heaven and one underground. What’s more tragic is that Jijie’s devilish singing is terrifyingly powerful, disrupting Zhang Chen’s rhythm, and Zhang Chen is also brought out of tune.

What a poignant song had turned into a wolf crying and ghost howl, and it had become the scene of a car accident.

Sister Ji was still a little self-aware and realized that she was not a singer. She looked at Zhang Chen with guilt, shut up and stopped singing. She was ready to get up and leave, not wanting to affect Zhang Chen’s performance.

Zhang Chen was blessed with singing skills, and from the moment Sister Ji opened her mouth, she had expected the result.

However, Zhang Chen did not humiliate the old sister like others, and did not show a disgusted expression.

Instead, he put his arms around her shoulders to keep her from getting up, and the smiles on her face kept encouraging her to continue singing.

Sister Ji is a person who wants to be embarrassed. The fans on the live broadcast platform have already laughed and started cursing. She told herself to get out of the way. She was really embarrassed and continued to sing.

“Singing is just for entertainment, it’s not a matter of life or death, just be happy.” Zhang Chen didn’t care, in order to encourage Sister Ji and regain her confidence, he even took the initiative to sing out of tune.

Zhang Chen’s reassuring words warmed Sister Ji’s heart full of inferiority, she was moved to cry, her tears flowed in a mess, and finally she finally gathered up the courage to sing her beloved song softly.

The old sister was happy, and Zhang Chen was happy. Many fans in the live broadcast room saw the whole process, but they no longer ridiculed Jijie meanly.

Fans were overwhelmed by Zhang Chen’s singing, and even more conquered by his charisma, and even took the initiative to sing out of tune.

Inside and outside the phone screen became a sea of laughter.

On the seventeenth floor of the Four Seas Group headquarters, a dozen kilometers away, a luxuriously decorated office was as silent as water, and needles could be heard.

An expressionless young beauty in a small suit, long hair and a shawl is sitting behind the long boss’s desk and carefully reviewing the documents.

Her waist is straight, her legs are together, her spirit is focused, elegant and intellectual, and cold makes people dare not give birth to obscene thoughts.

Next to the huge floor-to-ceiling windows is a long black leather sofa.

At this moment, there was a little beauty with short hair curled up on it.

Contrary to the image of the high-cold queen, the little beauty was wearing a halter top, a denim short skirt, with headphones, holding a mobile phone, showing a funny smile, and she looked silly like the Erha raised by the high-cold beauty.

Erha, oh no, it’s the live broadcast platform on the little beauty’s mobile phone, it’s the dirty broadcast.

The first place on the homepage list of Dirty Broadcasting was labeled “hot”, which proves that the fire is in a mess now.

The little beauty had never seen this “Chicken Sister of Tiandi Hotel”, and curiously clicked on the live broadcast room, just in time for Zhang Chengang to start singing.

“I rely on, full marks for body, full marks for singing voice, full marks for appearance, full marks for temperament!”

After listening quietly for a while, the little beauty screamed and gave ten nuclear bow orders with her backhand, but she immediately felt that she was not satisfied, and she received another twenty nuclear bow orders in an instant, forming a dense formation and falling from the sky. , wantonly bombed the live broadcast room of the chicken sister.

Thirty big rewards!

It’s the same very second ID “Nicholas Irelia Otto Apokalis”, who was rewarded at the same time.

In the live broadcast room, the fans who had been listening to the songs calmly exploded, and people kept recognizing that this “Nicholas Irelia Otto Apokalis” was the filthy and deranged rewarding demon ‘Sister Sisi’, At this moment, the emotions in the live broadcast room were high, and the fans were boiling.

“I shivered with fright, the **** was broken, can I still connect it?”

“Wow, worship the boss! The front row is stroking the hair on the legs.”

“Sister Sisi, don’t leave after school, I promise not to kill you!”

…

The movement of the little beauty caught the attention of the big beauty, she turned her face to look in the direction of the sofa, and was very unhappy.

The little beauty was wearing headphones and didn’t notice any movement at the boss’s desk. Her attention was all focused on the live broadcast room on her mobile phone.

Being teased and made fun of, the little beauty is not angry, her character is naughty and lively, which is why she doesn’t like to play on those mainstream live broadcast platforms, but loves to browse dirty broadcasts.

The more lively the live broadcast room is, the more people pay attention, and the more excited the little beauty is.

The crazy little beauty trembled again, and fifty nuclear bow singles were rewarded, forming a dense formation and falling from the sky again, frightening all the fans.

Two rewards, 80,000 Huaxia coins were rewarded in less than ten minutes!

What is a local tyrant?

This is the tyrant.

What is a prodigal son?

This is the loser.

Fans went crazy, cheered and cheered for Sister Si Si, and made calls. Some of Zhang Chen’s die-hard fans even encouraged Sister Si Si to come again.

“Sister Sisi, since you came here, the price of toilet paper in our school has gone up. Woohoo.”

“The local tyrant, can you give me a reward (for my years as a car dealer)? The author is a miserable old man, and there are less than 100 collections.”

“It is said that Sister Sisi is gay. Can I ask for WeChat? You can do whatever you want.”

“Hehe, please get away from the silly guy on WeChat, I’m even willing to let her play with the chicken, you’re a ball.”

…

The little beauty was infected by the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, and laughed out loud. She was about to bombard with another wave of nuclear bows, but found that there was no money in her account.

“Sister, sister, I’ve run out of pocket money for this month, hurry up and give it to me.” The little beauty jumped up from the sofa, her bare white feet, her little buttocks twisted, and she ran to the big one. Beauty beside her for help.

The big beauty didn’t look up. She picked up the mobile phone next to the computer and transferred 100,000 Huaxia coins. Suddenly she found a problem and turned around and asked, “Fangyan, what number is it today? Has the pocket money my aunt gave you run out?”

“Hey, my mother only pays 100,000 yuan a month, how can it be enough?” The little beauty was lying on the boss’s table, her elbows resting on the table, and she recharged the account on her own, ignoring the big ones. The beauty’s inquiry triggered another round of nuclear bow bombing, and then she hooked her body forward contentedly, lying on the boss’s table, and said to the beautiful beauty Amway Zhang Chen, “Sister, listen to this handsome guy’s singing, it’s so beautiful. already.”

The big beauty hates the little beauty very much. She keeps her eyes straight and doesn’t pay any attention to the little beauty.

“Sister, please take a look.” The little beauty didn’t want her sister to work so hard, she wanted her to rest, and begged her to take a look.

The big beauty couldn’t be more stubborn than her sister, and glanced at her mobile phone during her busy schedule.

Coincidentally, Zhang Chen, who was originally a solo singer, is now singing with Sister Ji. The two of them put their arms around each other’s shoulders. On the phone: “Vulgar.”

The little beauty has a qiqiao and exquisite heart, she immediately understood the reason why her sister was unhappy, and put her mobile phone in front of her, and explained anxiously: “Sister, you misunderstood, this handsome guy sings nicely, he is for …”

“Don’t make trouble.” The little beauty’s explanation didn’t do anything, but aroused her even greater disgust. She turned her face to face her sister’s eyes, and said seriously, “I don’t like such grandstanding people.”

“Uh…” The little beauty knew that her sister was really angry, she walked back to the sofa and sat down with a small mouth, looking at Zhang Chen in the anchor room, and suddenly found that he was very familiar, as if she had seen him somewhere.

The little beauty suddenly became interested, holding the phone in both hands and sending a message to Zhang Chen: “I think you look familiar, you seem to have seen it somewhere.”

Zhang Chen discovered the existence of the little beauty early in the morning. After all, he was not blind, and the reward of 100,000 yuan made him and Sister Ji tremble for a long time.

Without waiting for Zhang Chen to speak, the fans in the live broadcast room started shouting, aiming at Zhang Chen with full firepower, and saw the barrage flying, guessing what py transaction between Zhang Chen and Sisi:

“Sister Sisi, Zhang Chen is more handsome than me, but he’s not as hot as me!”

“Brother, this **** wants to soak you, take out your artifact, for the continuation of the human race, rush!”

“Did this bowl of dog food, and hurry up with the blessings of labor and management.”

“As an honorable melon eater, I must always maintain my elegant melon eating attitude.”

…

Zhang Chen also thought that Sister Sisi was trying to strike up a conversation, so he deliberately replied in a funny way: “My face has never been scalded by boiling water, how can I be familiar?”

“No, I’ve really seen you somewhere, but I can’t remember it for a while.” The more the little beauty looked at Zhang Chen, the more familiar she became, and she couldn’t figure out who he was. uncomfortable.

“Really? Are we brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years?” Zhang Chen remembered a barrage he saw just now, and immediately learned to sell, pretending to be very surprised and shouting, “I shivered with fright, and the **** broke. Now, can you still take it?”

Hahaha, both the fans and the little beauties can’t stop laughing.

The little beauty was very open-minded, and she didn’t think about it anymore. She sat on the armrest of the black leather sofa, with a pair of snow-white jade legs hanging outside and swaying casually, chatting casually with the people in the live broadcast room, passing the time.

The little beauty made too many noises, which caused the big beauty’s dissatisfaction. She simply stopped working, stood up in front of the little beauty, and looked at her condescendingly: “Fangyan, how many days are you going to go to school? ”

Who knew that the little beauty didn’t even raise her head, she stared at the phone and said leisurely: “Sister, I suddenly want to go herding cattle, there is no pressure to study, no routines in the world. With my IQ, only one cow is more me. I can’t even count it, it eats grass, I sleep on top of the cow, and if the cow is lost, I also lose it… peace of mind.”

“Speak human words.” The big beauty was furious, her majestic chest trembled with anger, and she was swaying in white, “What the **** is going on?”

The little beauty still didn’t look up: “Sister, the head teacher said that with my IQ, I don’t need to study anymore.”

“Ah? I didn’t hear that you are so smart?”

“No, the teacher said that I’m so stupid that I can’t learn how to do it, so I’m definitely going to work to make money. You can arrange for a department director to do the work. Don’t tell my mother that I skipped class.”

“People still have to have dreams. What if you see a ghost, don’t you think so?” Because she knew that her cousin was a stubborn donkey, she was chasing her back, and she had to communicate with her slowly. .