My daily routine of exorcising demon love with Miss Miko

Miss!

What are you doing, madam?

Is this some kind of scientific research? ! Why are you looking so serious?

If you just want to check whether the size is right, is it necessary to observe like this? Having been pushed so many times, you should already know it by heart!

Yi Xing was confused and felt his face burning.

"No, Brother Yusuke, do you understand what I'm saying?" Yoshiyuki was so embarrassed that he could only turn away and spoke hesitantly: "I told you there's no need for it!"

Hearing this, Yusuke shook his head and said seriously.

"No, brother. You are too young and don't have enough knowledge in this area. I know you have become accustomed to it over the years, but if you don't take safety measures, you won't be sure after all. It's too late to regret later. Once things get big, , the head of the family is too embarrassed, and may force you to return to the village."

"No, I mean-"

"Yoshiyuki, I understand." Yusuke interrupted his speech and pretended to understand the king.

"No need to explain anymore, don't you understand me? I have always been firmly on your side. There is no need to be secretive with me, and I will not mention these things to outsiders. Don't worry. Take care of yourself. Don't tire yourself out, body. Every night in these three years is a part of spiritual practice."

Yoshiyuki felt that there was no point in explaining to him.

Because, Yusuke has misunderstood to the point of becoming terminally ill.

Yoshiyuki decided to give up the struggle and clarify.

But in Yusuke's view, he still dislikes feeling bad and is resistant to scientific and advanced measures.

So, the old man cleared his throat again and said this.

"Well, let me tell you another story. After listening to it, you will realize the necessity of doing this. I have a friend who goes out to find girls every day. He just wants to be more——"

"Wait a minute! There's no need to go on. I probably know what the plot is going to be." Yi Xing felt a headache and said weakly, covering his head.

"That's right! And the friend you're talking about is yourself!" Without missing any opportunity to scold Yusuke, Erina immediately pointed at him and shouted excitedly: "Brother Tan, you are such a pervert!"

"No, no, you are really my friend. And I haven't said anything about what happened next. How can I become a pervert?"

"Hmph, of course you are not a good person if you go out to play with girls every day!" Erina complained: "And Yoshiyuki is not that kind of person! If you dare to use this metaphor again, I will use the tickling charm to make you laugh for three days. Night!"

"The eldest lady still understands me." Yi Xing was moved in his heart.

"Of course Master understands you?" Erina chuckled and her tone became smug: "After all, you are not good at this aspect, Yoshiyuki."

"Ah? Really?" Yusuke was a little surprised: "I can't tell... this is a big problem! In this case, I will ask someone to ask if there is any reliable expert who can make an appointment and go have a look as soon as possible."

"Wait! Why can't I do it?! Miss, you must have done it on purpose! You must use such misleading terms!"

Yoshiyuki complained half-irritatedly.

"What the eldest lady is saying is that I'm not good at picking up girls! To be precise, I don't know if I'm good at it, because I have a master, and I must keep a distance from other girls! Even the ones who strike up conversations are You haven’t even thought about it, okay?”

"Okay, okay, I know. It was just a joke."

Yusuke laughed and said this.

Yoshiyuki felt that he had just taken it seriously.

As if to change the topic, Yusuke brought up the issue of Yoshiyuki and Erina often sleeping in the same bed when they were in their hometown.

When Erina also deliberately messed with his mentality and failed to clarify, Yoshiyuki had no choice but to once again try feebly to prove his innocence.

The effect is no different from Liuzi saying that he ate a bowl of powder.

In the end, all he could do was wail.

"What do you have to say to make you believe it! I just played games, watched animations, etc. with the eldest lady. We really didn't do anything else! We really didn't spend the night together!"

"It's not like I didn't do anything." Erina crossed her hips proudly: "You often dress up as a woman to help me with my homework and cook, don't you?"

"No women's clothing, okay?! By the way, Miss, you have the nerve to mention this!" Yi Xing almost burst into tears when he thought of those hard days.

That's not to help with homework, but to write for the young lady who is busy playing games and watching TV series.

This forced him to master the lady's handwriting that was 100% disguised. No one can tell that this was not done by Erina.

It’s okay to just do homework. The most difficult thing is that you can’t copy the answers directly from Yi Xing’s homework.

You have to make more mistakes and meet Erina's level of learning, so that the problem will not be seen.

The place that consumes the most brain cells is here, which is countless times more difficult than normal problems.

As for cooking…

Zhou Bapi is nothing more than that.

At least he wouldn't let a child of several years old use an electric teapot to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes in the room in the middle of the night.

He didn't know how he did it, but he succeeded anyway. The finished product is similar to tomato stewed eggs.

A lady's crow in the middle of the night is much scarier than a cock's crow in the middle of the night.

After doing so much, all I got was the reward "Thank you for your hard work, Yi Xing! Can you hug me like a dumpling?"

Damn it, this is too much! Can this be considered a reward?

It's obviously nice to just hug her casually at ordinary times!

Also, what kind of hugging method is used in a group hug? ! Roll her into a ball and hold her in your arms? !

Yoshiyuki always felt that this holding method was worth studying, and there must be some other meaning behind it.

But he really didn't understand the hint, and he couldn't get the answer from Erina - she refused to explain at all, and she smiled evilly when he asked.

You can't be too Erina.

Yi Xing thinks so.

But the most he could do was complain. I am still willing to do all this for the eldest lady.

On the one hand, it was out of love and responsibility for his master, and on the other hand, he knew that Erina was actually very tired and stressed.

She became the Underworld Miko from birth and was forced to learn a lot of spells, demons, rituals and other related knowledge.

Although he is very talented, it is still very boring to learn so many things.

Not to mention that a lot of the knowledge related to demons and the Land of Hell is very scary and dark. A large amount of the content was so bloody that even a brave adult would feel physically uncomfortable after reading it, but she still had to read a lot and remember it in her mind.

Although Erina has never been timid, learning these things still caused a lot of psychological pressure.

This is also the main reason why she is addicted to games, animation and food - she uses these to vent and maintain her mental health.

As for the main reason...

Still playful and greedy!

And... longing for a better life outside.