Minecraft Kaisen

Maki: So everyone is ready?

Panda: Yeah.

Megumi: …

Inumaki: Yes.

Nobara: Where the hell is Utahime's team?

Maki: We have to wait for them. They know that so they will take their time.

Panda: They should have come on time if they wanted to take revenge for their humiliating defeat last time.

Maki: Since Jesse isn't here they might be less motivated, thinking they can just defeat us.

Utahime's team arrives.

Maki: There they are.

Mai: Oh, so Steve's team is already here? To greet us? How disgusting.

Todo: So Jesse didn't show up?

Nobara: Shut up and apologize for being so late.

Momo: Why is she so angry?

Mechamaru: It's good that Jesse isn't here. But 2 new players is just too easy.

Kamo: Being New doesn't mean they will be weak.

Mai: Just shut up.

Miwa: Everyone just calm down.

Utahime: Calm down everyone. Don't fight among yourself. So, where is that fool?

Panda: Steve is late.

Suddenly Steve appears, running with obsidian blocks.

Steve: I have a surprise for everyone.

He starts placing the blocks and creates a Nether Portal. He takes out a flint and steel and lights it up.

Steve: Another player will be joining us.

Todo: Is it Jesse?

Steve: And that player is…

Suddenly the portal starts moving and making sounds indicating someone is about to come out.

Player steps out of the portal.

Steve and Player: Player!

Megumi and Nobara: …

Player: Huh? They don't look happy at all!

Steve: Hey everyone, this is Herobrine's vessel.

Gakuganji and Masamichi arrive as well.

Gakuganji: Herobrine's vessel? What is the meaning of this?

Steve: Oh hey. How are you? Glad you could join us.

Gakuganju: Damn you brat.

Nobara kicks Player.

Nobara; Don't you think you should be saying something?

Player: Sorry for not telling you that I was alive.

Masamichi: With all these unnecessary distractions aside, listen. The tournament is going to be simple. We have released mobs in the tournament map. Both the teams need to kill as many mobs as they can. The team that kills the most mobs wins. During the event, you can fight the opponent team's players to restrict them, but remember, you can't kill them, try to knock them out. If anyone's health is dropped to 1 heart, they are eliminated. There are no other rules. Good luck.

Steve's team discuss their plan for the tournament.

Maki: So now that we have another member in our team, what should we do? We don't have time to change our entire strategy.

Panda: So what can you do Player?

Player: I fight with sword.

Panda: Everyone does that.

Player: Oh…

Megumi: I can say, if everyone were to fight with sword alone, Player will win.

Maki: Oh? That's good then.

Utahime's team has a special meeting with Gakuganji.

Gakuganji: Kill Herobrine's vessel. He is too dangerous. It will be treated as an accident. You don't need to worry about the repercussions. I will handle it.

Miwa: (How unpleasant.)

Mai: Can we even kill him? Herobrine will be too strong for us.

Gakuganji: You won't have to fight Herobrine. Player has control over him for now. He is no stronger than an average player. You can kill him easily.

Todo: This is bullshit! I don't care about your stupid plans and schemes. I don't want to waste my time. I have a special livestream that I have to watch.

Kamo: You can watch the recording.

Todo: I want to watch it live as well as the recording. Are you looking down on me? None of you have any great taste in women. I won't participate in your stupid plans. I am going.

Todo leaves the room. Gakujanji also leaves.

Miwa: What should we do now?

Momo: Todo is anyways going to fight the others. We can concentrate on fighting them as well as killing Player too. We just have to stay out of Todo's way.

Mai: I will take on Maki. Will deal with that Nobara as well.

Kamo: Don't talk like Todo.

Steve and Utahime talk alone in a room.

Utahime: So what did you want to talk about?

Steve: I wanted to talk? I thought you wanted to talk.

Utahime: Just shut up and talk.

Steve: Do I shut up, or do I talk?

Utahime: Stop making me angry and Talk.

Steve: Why are you getting angry? I haven't even started talking yet.

Utahime: …

Steve: I think someone in Jujutsu Pros is working with the cursed mobs.

Utahime: ...What? That's impossible. Why would a player help mobs?

Steve: The glitched mobs can talk and think like players. But they also have information that is impossible for them to have. It is likely that a player from Jujutsu Pros is working with them.

Utahime: How can you be so sure that I am not the mole?

Steve: Of course you can't be the mole. You're weak so you can't be…

Utahime throws her sword at Steve who just dodges it.

Steve: Scary.

The players prepare to begin the tournament.

Megumi: Player: Are you all right?

Player: Yes. I'm fine.

Megumi: Are you really fine?

Player: Yes yes. I'm fine.

Megumi: Good. Because I don't want to lose.

Player: Yeah. We are going to win.

Nobara: Yes.

Panda: We will win.

Inumaki: Let's defeat them.

Maki: Let's destroy them.

Everyone takes their starting positions.

Masamichi: The Goodwill Event PvP Tournament…Begins.

Everyone starts running as they enter the tournament map.

Mai: Todo really didn't show up.

Kamo: He must already be inside.

Player: Where will the mobs be?

Panda: Well, the entire map is full of mobs, but the center is likely where the most mobs will be.

Maki: Megumi and Panda are both good at finding mobs so divide yourselves in their teams accordingly.

Player follows Panda who finds a spider.

Player rushes towards it but suddenly Todo appears and kills it.

Todo: Alright. Everyone's here, so come at me together.

Player instantly rushes towards him and before Todo could react, stabs him.

Everyone else continues forward, leaving Todo to Player.

Todo: You're fast. Now my turn.

Todo attacks Player who blocks the slash but is knocked back by the impact and hits a tree.

Todo appears in front of him and starts kicking Player in the face. He continuously kicks him until Player stops moving.

Todo: Over already?

He starts walking away but suddenly notices Player standing up.

Todo: Oh. So you can still fight?

Player: You kicked me so many times. If that happened in real life, I'd be brain-dead.

Todo: That's alright, Takada says it's better for boys to be stupid.

Player: Who's that? I am not interested in YouTubers.

Todo: How do you know she is a YouTuber? So you do know her. Your name is Player, right? I have a question for you Player. What type of women do you like?

Player: What? Why are you asking this now?

Todo: The type of women a man likes tells a lot about them.

Player: I don't know, maybe tall girls with big butts.

Todo: …What?

Todo starts remembering the times he played with Player. They used to hunt mobs together in the jungle. Player would always be by Todo's side.

Player: Don't worry Todo, I got your back.

Todo: Yes, brother.

Todo remembers being happy whenever he played with Player.

Todo: I knew it. You and I are…best friends.

Player: But we just met.

Suddenly Player dodges an arrow. Mai is standing on top of a tree. She fires another arrow at him, which he dodges. He starts running away but Miwa blocks his way. She swings her sword at him, but he jumps over her and runs away. Mechamaru comes from behind and aims his crossbow at Player. Player finds himself surrounded as Mai, and Kamo also aim their bows at him.

Player: Wait, are they trying to kill me?