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Chapter 62 Three Funny Attributes (3)
Chapter 62 Three Funny Attributes (44)
"Third, what the hell is this?"
Xi Tong didn't know how to explain it, so he decided to act first.
Pointing to the naked succulent on the table, "It did it first! It mutated."
I rely on!
The boss and the second child looked at Xi Tong as if they were insane. They helped the fourth child deal with it with a tissue, and then took him inside to wash off the sticky liquid on his face.
Xi Tong took the opportunity to clean up the dart board behind the door with a garbage bag on.
then……
"Oh my god, why is my hand swollen?"
"My hands are swollen too!"
"Oops, my head is swollen!"
Seeing the appearance of the three of them, Xi Tong suddenly felt that if everyone could learn how to do this, the world would be happier and more harmonious, and succulents would become a must-have plant in every household.
I would rather eat without meat than live without much meat.
"I told you, your pot of succulents has mutated."
Xi Tong's words immediately drew two pairs of blank eyes. As for the fourth child, his face was swollen into a pig's head, and his eyes were too crowded to see.
"My hands are still swollen, what's going on?"
"Are we poisoned? Will we die? Third, why are you alright?"
Xi Tong was helpless, "I told you, that pot of succulents has mutated. Otherwise, I'll call 120 for you."
A few minutes later, an explosive news broke out in the school's circle of friends, which was comparable to Zhao Dachuan's previous confession.
According to eyewitnesses, the hands and heads of the three students from Yicheng X School became abnormally swollen due to unknown reasons, swollen to 2-3 times of normal people.The hospital said after examination that the three had no abnormalities in their bodies.This station solemnly declares that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master. I hope that citizens will not believe in rumors and spread falsehoods.
However, the circle of friends is full of all kinds of real pictures, such as a big face swollen like a stainless steel basin, and fingers swollen like a carrot. There are pictures and truth, and all kinds of theories are spreading.
As a result, the three teasers living in the hospital became the favorites in the eyes of the reporters.
"May I ask the three students, what is the reason that caused you to be so inflated?"
Second child: "Can you speak human language? Change to another!"
"Handsome guy, can you tell me the reason? If possible, my station hopes to do an exclusive interview with you in private..."
Soon, the school made a surprise inspection of the cafeteria, dealt with a number of complaint windows, and then had an in-depth communication with the instructors, and the intensity dropped sharply in the next few days.
Then, the school leaders organized a group to visit and greeted the three of them, asking about their difficulties in life, their lack of study, and their emotional...
Well, that's not up to the school, but they can handle it if they want.
After the leaders left, the counselor hinted: "The three of you will be reported when the scholarship is evaluated, and if you encounter interviews, you will mostly say something nice to the school. After all, the school leaders are really enthusiastic about their work and really care about students. Responsible."
However, the three teasers shook their heads in unison.
The counselor was in a trough, I said it was so obvious, why didn't he cooperate.Forget it, let me tell you more directly.
At this time, the boss pointed to Xi Tong beside the hospital bed,
"We at 701 share the blessings and the hardships. Although the third child is not authentic and abandons us when he suffers, we must not abandon him when we are enjoying the blessings. We would rather give up the scholarship collectively."
The counselor understood in seconds, and thought in his heart, he was really regressing more and more, and his speaking level was not even as good as that of a student.
Seeing how righteous, righteous, and eloquent what others say, it seems like they really want to give up.
"Each of you four has a share."
Boss:? . ?
The counselor thought the boss was dissatisfied, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Wait a minute!"
Xi Tong: Is there such an operation?
The counselor left satisfied, but the teasers looked at Xitong with dissatisfaction.
The boss pointed to the empty space in the middle of the hospital bed, "Pull a stool and sit here."
Xi Tong felt so guilty that he sat on the stool and didn't even dare to lift his head. He thought to himself that no matter what the criticism was, he would accept it unconditionally, and he was venting his anger on them.
The boss snorted, "Three, it's time like this, do you still want to keep hiding it?"
The second child: "I'm not telling you the truth, let me explain the matter in detail!"
The fourth child: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to
Xi Tong thought to himself: This is really hard to say, where should I start.
"Brothers, do you still remember the catastrophe I mentioned last time?"
The boss immediately interrupted: "You don't need to say anything, we already know the matter."
Xi Tong: "Now that you know, I'm relieved."
"But we don't worry about you!" The boss and the second child said together.
Xi Tong is speechless, is there anyone on this earth who can fight better than me?
Second child: "Three, tell me honestly, are you working on some special weapons?"
Xi Tong thought to himself: I have indeed assembled a special weapon, the country's most important weapon, refugees in the future, but how do you know?
Fuck, am I talking in my sleep again?
Forget it, until now, I have nothing to hide, anyway, my spiritual energy will recover in two and a half months, so let's just have a showdown with them.
At this time, the fourth child, whose hand was not injured, handed the boss a cigarette, lit it up, and the boss smoked beautifully.
"Three, are you hurt emotionally, want to take revenge on your rival, and die with him, so you engage in biochemical weapons in the dormitory?"
Fuck?Boss, you have such a big brain, you can think of all this.
"You must promise me to give up this idea and put an end to this idea."
I don't think it's okay at all, so Xi Tong raised his hand and made a vow that he would not hurt or itch.
The boss is very satisfied with Xi Tong's active cooperation attitude, "Actually, we have already planned to help you change your appearance and strive to make you as handsome as that handsome guy. If you have a chance, don't give up on yourself!"
Xi Tong was speechless, but he continued following the two funny words.The meaty thing was finally turned over perfectly, without anyone doubting it.
Seeing the miserable appearance of the three guys, Xi Tong couldn't bear it, so he should make it up to them.
"System, scan it, what attributes do these three punks have?"
"Wood attribute 100%!"
"I'll ask you about the three of them."
"Wood attribute 100%! Wood attribute 100%! Wood attribute 100%!"
"Damn it, you are also of the wood attribute! Why don't your brains open up!"
"Master, the system has no brains."
"You read the word 'system' for me again."
Xi Tong finally came to his senses, no wonder the three funny brain circuits are different from normal people, they are all pure wood-type physiques.
No wonder these three guys are inseparable, like each other, and have a surprisingly tacit understanding, always on the same channel.
That being the case, accept my sincerity.
"True Profound Meaning·Plant Compatibility" X3!
If you want to live a decent life, how can you not have some green on your head?
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"Third, what the hell is this?"
Xi Tong didn't know how to explain it, so he decided to act first.
Pointing to the naked succulent on the table, "It did it first! It mutated."
I rely on!
The boss and the second child looked at Xi Tong as if they were insane. They helped the fourth child deal with it with a tissue, and then took him inside to wash off the sticky liquid on his face.
Xi Tong took the opportunity to clean up the dart board behind the door with a garbage bag on.
then……
"Oh my god, why is my hand swollen?"
"My hands are swollen too!"
"Oops, my head is swollen!"
Seeing the appearance of the three of them, Xi Tong suddenly felt that if everyone could learn how to do this, the world would be happier and more harmonious, and succulents would become a must-have plant in every household.
I would rather eat without meat than live without much meat.
"I told you, your pot of succulents has mutated."
Xi Tong's words immediately drew two pairs of blank eyes. As for the fourth child, his face was swollen into a pig's head, and his eyes were too crowded to see.
"My hands are still swollen, what's going on?"
"Are we poisoned? Will we die? Third, why are you alright?"
Xi Tong was helpless, "I told you, that pot of succulents has mutated. Otherwise, I'll call 120 for you."
A few minutes later, an explosive news broke out in the school's circle of friends, which was comparable to Zhao Dachuan's previous confession.
According to eyewitnesses, the hands and heads of the three students from Yicheng X School became abnormally swollen due to unknown reasons, swollen to 2-3 times of normal people.The hospital said after examination that the three had no abnormalities in their bodies.This station solemnly declares that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a master. I hope that citizens will not believe in rumors and spread falsehoods.
However, the circle of friends is full of all kinds of real pictures, such as a big face swollen like a stainless steel basin, and fingers swollen like a carrot. There are pictures and truth, and all kinds of theories are spreading.
As a result, the three teasers living in the hospital became the favorites in the eyes of the reporters.
"May I ask the three students, what is the reason that caused you to be so inflated?"
Second child: "Can you speak human language? Change to another!"
"Handsome guy, can you tell me the reason? If possible, my station hopes to do an exclusive interview with you in private..."
Soon, the school made a surprise inspection of the cafeteria, dealt with a number of complaint windows, and then had an in-depth communication with the instructors, and the intensity dropped sharply in the next few days.
Then, the school leaders organized a group to visit and greeted the three of them, asking about their difficulties in life, their lack of study, and their emotional...
Well, that's not up to the school, but they can handle it if they want.
After the leaders left, the counselor hinted: "The three of you will be reported when the scholarship is evaluated, and if you encounter interviews, you will mostly say something nice to the school. After all, the school leaders are really enthusiastic about their work and really care about students. Responsible."
However, the three teasers shook their heads in unison.
The counselor was in a trough, I said it was so obvious, why didn't he cooperate.Forget it, let me tell you more directly.
At this time, the boss pointed to Xi Tong beside the hospital bed,
"We at 701 share the blessings and the hardships. Although the third child is not authentic and abandons us when he suffers, we must not abandon him when we are enjoying the blessings. We would rather give up the scholarship collectively."
The counselor understood in seconds, and thought in his heart, he was really regressing more and more, and his speaking level was not even as good as that of a student.
Seeing how righteous, righteous, and eloquent what others say, it seems like they really want to give up.
"Each of you four has a share."
Boss:? . ?
The counselor thought the boss was dissatisfied, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Wait a minute!"
Xi Tong: Is there such an operation?
The counselor left satisfied, but the teasers looked at Xitong with dissatisfaction.
The boss pointed to the empty space in the middle of the hospital bed, "Pull a stool and sit here."
Xi Tong felt so guilty that he sat on the stool and didn't even dare to lift his head. He thought to himself that no matter what the criticism was, he would accept it unconditionally, and he was venting his anger on them.
The boss snorted, "Three, it's time like this, do you still want to keep hiding it?"
The second child: "I'm not telling you the truth, let me explain the matter in detail!"
The fourth child: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to
Xi Tong thought to himself: This is really hard to say, where should I start.
"Brothers, do you still remember the catastrophe I mentioned last time?"
The boss immediately interrupted: "You don't need to say anything, we already know the matter."
Xi Tong: "Now that you know, I'm relieved."
"But we don't worry about you!" The boss and the second child said together.
Xi Tong is speechless, is there anyone on this earth who can fight better than me?
Second child: "Three, tell me honestly, are you working on some special weapons?"
Xi Tong thought to himself: I have indeed assembled a special weapon, the country's most important weapon, refugees in the future, but how do you know?
Fuck, am I talking in my sleep again?
Forget it, until now, I have nothing to hide, anyway, my spiritual energy will recover in two and a half months, so let's just have a showdown with them.
At this time, the fourth child, whose hand was not injured, handed the boss a cigarette, lit it up, and the boss smoked beautifully.
"Three, are you hurt emotionally, want to take revenge on your rival, and die with him, so you engage in biochemical weapons in the dormitory?"
Fuck?Boss, you have such a big brain, you can think of all this.
"You must promise me to give up this idea and put an end to this idea."
I don't think it's okay at all, so Xi Tong raised his hand and made a vow that he would not hurt or itch.
The boss is very satisfied with Xi Tong's active cooperation attitude, "Actually, we have already planned to help you change your appearance and strive to make you as handsome as that handsome guy. If you have a chance, don't give up on yourself!"
Xi Tong was speechless, but he continued following the two funny words.The meaty thing was finally turned over perfectly, without anyone doubting it.
Seeing the miserable appearance of the three guys, Xi Tong couldn't bear it, so he should make it up to them.
"System, scan it, what attributes do these three punks have?"
"Wood attribute 100%!"
"I'll ask you about the three of them."
"Wood attribute 100%! Wood attribute 100%! Wood attribute 100%!"
"Damn it, you are also of the wood attribute! Why don't your brains open up!"
"Master, the system has no brains."
"You read the word 'system' for me again."
Xi Tong finally came to his senses, no wonder the three funny brain circuits are different from normal people, they are all pure wood-type physiques.
No wonder these three guys are inseparable, like each other, and have a surprisingly tacit understanding, always on the same channel.
That being the case, accept my sincerity.
"True Profound Meaning·Plant Compatibility" X3!
If you want to live a decent life, how can you not have some green on your head?
Does anyone else need "True Profound Meaning: Plant Compatibility"?Just leave a message in the book review area to get 100% free.Free shipping!Dongfeng Express, the mission must be achieved.
(End of this chapter)
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