It’s okay because it’s not human

Chapter 13: A Bearded Knight is Fine Too (2)

During the training period, there must have been a lot pent-up tension, as the white fluid was spraying out so much it ended up covering her face.

"..."

She, stunned, wiped at her face with wide-open blue eyes to check what the substance was. It didn't take her long to discover it had come from my longsword, leaving her looking utterly dumbfounded.

"You... what on earth have you been doing? And why is there a slime here? Don't tell me—"

"It's a misunderstanding."

I tried to brush it off, but to anyone looking, the scene was unmistakable.

"Are you the infamous 'Slime Pervert' of the Male Knight Training Camp?"

What even is a Slime Pervert?

Wait, does that mean this rumor has already spread all the way to the Female Knight Training Camp? Which lunatic went around spreading this shameful story outside the camp?

Things like this should stay within the camp, so the knight order's reputation doesn't suffer!

"It's not like that. Everything's consensual, so—"

"That's not the point! The issue is you... using a slime for such things! And inserting it, no less..."

"Not inserting. Just... rubbing a bit."

Erin, with an utterly flabbergasted expression, wiped the sticky liquid off her face. But the fluid had already dripped down, flowing over her face and onto her ample chest.

"I need to explain, but first…"

I tried to come up with a way to salvage the situation, but my brain wasn't functioning. No matter what I said, it was impossible to justify myself while standing here in ripped pants with my fully exposed...

"You were... masturbating in secret, weren't you."

"..."

I knew I had to offer an explanation, but no words came out.

"How much pent-up desire do you have to do this during training? Normally, it's so exhausting you wouldn't even think of such things."

"Everyone's different."

Normally, in a situation like this, someone would scream, beat me up, or drag me off to report me for indecent behavior. But Erin was just wiping the fluid off her face with an incredulous look.

"You're... not mad?"

"Why would I be?"

"Uh, because I accidentally sprayed sperm all over your face?"

"It was an accident. Besides, it's not like you meant for me to walk in on you. I'm the one who followed you here."

To my surprise, Erin was being surprisingly cool about the whole thing.

"I've heard that men have strong libidos... I thought it was just a joke when I heard about knights using slimes for relief. Seeing it in person is just... a little shocking."

I never expected her to understand, so I cried tears of joy—emotionally above, and, well, physically below.

"Ouch!"

Mollang suddenly bared her tiny teeth and bit Erin's hand without mercy. When I hastily picked Mollang up, she reverted to her small humanoid form and smacked my palm repeatedly with her tiny hands as if scolding me.

"Oh my, she's adorable."

"It might sound like an excuse, but Mollang eats... that. I was just feeding her."

Of course, Erin didn't believe me.

If she did, her intelligence would have to be as low as an ogre's... Actually, Erin is half-ogre, so maybe there's a 50% chance she might believe me.

"You expect me to believe that...?"

Of course not.

Now that I think about it, even an ogre probably wouldn't buy such an absurd excuse.

"So... that slime I touched earlier... lives off that kind of thing?"

Come to think of it, that would make Mollang's essence no different from the thing she eats. Which would mean...

"Wow, there's just no saving this."

Like she had touched something filthy, Erin rubbed her palms against the bark of a tree to clean them, then shot me a glare full of disgust before abruptly turning and walking back to the female knights' camp.

"Huh... a female knight's look of disdain... Not bad."

My lower half was responding again, so feeding Mollang wouldn't be an issue.

"Ouch! Don't bite so hard."

Mollang seemed to have taken to biting more often lately.

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During dinner, I gnawed on some moldy jerky while chatting with my fellow trainees. At first, the mold's sharp taste made me nauseous, but after eating nothing but hardtack for four days, it was tolerable—even enjoyable.

Mold wouldn't kill me, anyway.

"Barneim's the best."

"Definitely."

Surprisingly, my comrades were all infatuated with the dwarf knight Barneim. Her beard swung as she moved, and her face had a distinctly manly charm. I couldn't understand it at all, but my comrades insisted that, despite her appearance, she had a genuine personality that grew on them.

'Interesting.'

The female knight I thought was the cutest, Erin, was the least popular. It must have been because she wore her full armor all the time during training. After the slime incident with me, she started avoiding male knights entirely, making it impossible to improve her reputation.

"Hah... Even in this exhausting training, the number of volunteers for night watch has increased."

In reality, most of those volunteering were sneaking off to the nearby forest afterward to relieve themselves, just like I used Mollang.

'This training is completely backfiring.'

Subtle tension was building between some female knights and my comrades. Our camps were so close now we were practically living together. Erin's fiery glares kept me from approaching the female knights, but the others were sharing rations and having fun.

As for me...

'I feel murderous intent...'

Erin's blazing blue eyes pinned me down whenever I even thought of approaching the female knights. And if I tried to sneak away to use Mollang, Erin would follow me and glare.

Not that I had any intention of neglecting Mollang's feeding needs.

'This isn't for me! Mollang is hungry, so I'm just taking care of her!'

The senior knight warned us this area had dangerous monsters, but honestly, who believes in monsters these days? It was probably just a scare tactic to keep us from wandering off alone.

"Ugh, why are there so many cobwebs in this forest?"

At least this way, I wouldn't awkwardly run into any comrades mid-act. I ventured deeper into the forest alone.

"Come on, Mollang. Time to eat..."

As I reached a secluded spot and took Mollang out, I could feel someone's gaze—a cold, piercing stare from behind the bushes. I ignored it and placed Mollang down.

'Let her watch. she already seen it once. No point being embarrassed now...'

Lowering my pants slightly, I let Mollang feed. As she sucked, her tiny humanoid form seemed to delight in the process, using her newly formed hands to grasp and explore with an unsettling level of precision.

Slurp... Slurp...

Mollang, who was leisurely enjoying her prey this time without any interruptions or stealth, for some reason crafted her fingers in more detail and began to use them to spread my dick open.

"Aah… No… That's…"

No, that's a place for things to come out, not go in, but Mollang began to push her fingers in and scrape around.

'Where did she learn to do this kind of thing?'

As she continued, she rubbed what looked like her chest against the tip of my member. Strangely, it seemed like the part resembling her chest had grown slightly larger than before.

Buruk!

Unable to hold back any longer, my semen spurted out. Unlike before, Mollang didn't absorb it directly by clinging to me. Instead, she stepped back a little, seemingly waiting for the white liquid to spray onto her face.

Pshoot… Pshoot!

As the semen burst out in several spurts, Mollang allowed it to drip down her nose bridge before forming a mouth-like hole to catch it and swallow.

Gulp.

"Wow… This is really…"

Still unsatisfied with just once, she clung to my leg again seductively. At that moment, I thought I'd have to go at least three more rounds today, and Mollang seemed ready as well, gripping my member and lifting her body.

Swoosh…

The semen swallowed through Mollang's "mouth" dissolved and disappeared as if digested. Satisfied, she pressed her gelatinous body with both hands.

Suuuwook...

"Huh?"

As if pulling herself out of water, Mollang pushed against the floor with her arms, raising her body further.

Until now, she had only formed an upper body resembling a person—head, arms, and something like a chest. But now, she crafted hips and thighs, revealing a lower body.

"Wow, this little thing..."

She had even created details like a belly button and the lines of her pelvis. Except for the legs below her knees, her form resembled a human body.

'Wow, this is…'

Now that she had shaped a lower body, Mollang moved her hand toward her abdomen and began spreading her legs apart.

'Huh?'

A rough breathing sound came from somewhere, and as I turned to look in the direction of the noise, I saw a large blue flame swaying, glaring at the spot where Mollang and I were connected.

'Still here?'

I had assumed the observer would leave as soon as I removed my pants, but instead, they continued watching, seemingly interested.

'No matter what, this isn't something you can show someone else…'

Even Mollang noticed the observer and glanced at the source of the blue light.

Gulp!

Before I could pull Mollang away, she brazenly swallowed me with her body, as if flaunting it to the observer.

"Haaah!"

Until now, Mollang had only used her mouth or body, but now she took me into her crafted lower body, and the sensation was entirely different.

Although the structure of a slime meant it didn't matter where I entered, the sight of Mollang pressing her pelvis against me while gripping my head with her hands was incredibly erotic.

"Ugh…!"

A moan escaped me involuntarily.

Her previously doll-like face had now developed features like a small nose and more defined eyes, making her look increasingly human.

'Wait, this face…'

Upon closer inspection, her forehead bore a small bump, and her facial features resembled Erin's.

Gulp!

As Mollang pushed my member deep inside herself, I couldn't hold back and released a second round.

Up until now, things had been different!

If before it felt like everything was just poured out recklessly, now Mollang...

"Wow, is she crazy?!"

She reached into her own body and pressed the core directly, absorbing my essence into her core. I wasn't entirely sure what this meant, but it was clear this was an incredibly obscene act.

"Hah... seriously..."

I was about to praise her while stroking her head when—

Whoosh!

"Huh?"

A web had clung to my wrist, and as I tried to shake it off, it wouldn't break.

"What is this? Why won't it come off?"

I reached for my mana saber at my waist to cut through the web, but now my left hand became entangled as well, binding both of my arms.

"Eryn? Are you there? Help me!"

I shouted toward the source of the blue flames, asking for help, and at that moment, the flames swirled and ignited into eight distinct firestorms.

"Huh?"

What emerged from the bushes was a massive spider with glowing blue eyes.

'Wait, then those eyes weren't Eryn's... Was that earlier killing intent from this thing?!'

The spider stepped out of the bushes and immediately sprayed webbing to cover my face!