Isekai Restuarant (Rewrite)

- Kaguya Otsutsuki -

Where was she?

She tried to remember and the last thing she could remember was being sealed by Hagoromo and Hamura and leaving her will behind to free her at a later time.

The following years were just her, powerless, all alone, trapped in eternal darkness.

Then there was a sudden shaking. She felt the seal being cracked open but unlike what she was expecting, it wasn't Zetsu who had freed her but rather, her seal being broken down by someone. The next thing she knew, she was buried in the ground below.

Her form was that of a spirit who couldn't wander further away from her place.

She had no body and even her spirit was weak, almost fading due to the long period of sealing. She didn't even have any chakra.

Right now, what she needed the most… was a body to latch on to so that she doesn't fade away.

She soon felt a life nearby and quickly forced her spirit to move and latch onto it before she lost consciousness.

The last thing she remembered before losing her consciousness was seeing the towering figure of a girl… and Byakugan.

- Hiashi Hyuga -

"How could that happen? Fugaku Uchiha, the new Hokage?" The elders clamoured between one another.

Their pride had been hurt when their biggest rival, the Uchiha had become a hokage.

Normally, this would have been impossible.

Every Clan Head knew how the Uchiha were treated by the upper management of the village, not to mention how the selection of the hokage happened.

It was always someone from the Hokage line.

From First Hokage to the Second, then Third and even the fourth was the student of the Third's student.

Even last time, the only recommendations for the position of the Hokage were Orochimaru and Minato, both people related to the Third Hokage…

If some gained a strength and reputation comparable to them but wasn't from the same line… they were removed.

A prime example would be Sakumo Hatake… or how could the information about such an important mission become public knowledge?

Everyone knew what was happening but no one interfered, afraid of facing the same end as the White Fang.

So, an Uchiha becoming the Hokage was the last thing anyone could imagine, especially after the Nine Tails fiasco… but who could have thought?

In the end, Hiashi's name was given just so there was some competition. With Tsunade and Jiraiya backing away, and Tsunade recommending Fugaku, his ascension was all but decided. The Fire Daimyo was also in a hurry and quickly agreed to this.

But what surprised Hiashi was what happened later.

Fugaku Uchiha's first decision as the Hokage was to strip the elder council of their position and have them searched thoroughly by the Yamanaka.

If they found anything awry, the search would then move to Hiruzen Sarutobi too. Everyone knew they would find something, after all, they had been at the top for several decades. It would be a miracle if they hadn't done shady things, especially with Danzo and Orochimaru running around.

The only relief for Sarutobi was that the investigation's results will not be made public so as to not cause too much chaos in the village during this time.

Now if that first decision was expected, the next one was completely out of the blue.

Fugaku Uchiha selected his new council and while many if not most expected him to choose from his own clan, he actually chose Tsunade, Shikaku and… him…

Yes… the Uchiha Clan head had chosen his clan's biggest rival's head as an advisor.

Third was the decision of dividing the duties.

Uchiha had always managed the Police Force alone. This had always put them at odds with the Konoha civilians. This also ristricted them to the village and there were very few Uchihas who worked in genin teams and thus couldn't form bonds with other ninjas of the village. Without such connections, the chances of them becoming a Hokage was almost zero had it not been for this incident.

On one hand his decision might seem magnanimous for the Uchiha Clan as they were giving away their power but in reality, they were just releasing the cage on the Uchihas.

With more Uchiha going out of the village, more Sharingan users will emerge and the clan will only get stronger in the future.

The Hyuga were chosen for this as their Byukagan could help monitor the village just as well as the Sharingan could.

With just this small move, Fugaku showed people that he was not favouring his clan and actually taking power away from them whereas what it did was share their burden with other clans, removing the Uchiha as the sole target of the public's ire when law was enforced.

As for taking away the power, Hiashi was sure the Anbu's composition would change soon enough so no hair was lost on their heads.

It even made Hiashi doubt if the position of the Hokage suddenly made everyone a better politician because these were not things he could have expected from the previous Fugaku.

Perhaps the… Gods did knock some sense into him while beating him up?

Yes, Gods…

It was something Tsunade had heard herself and after the show of power… no one doubted it either.

The purpose of the Fire Daimyo coming here… was to make Shrines to appease the wrath of the Gods…

Apparently, one of the people investigating the incident from his court was also a member of the Fire Temple.

Safe to say the monk was beyond appalled at the news that actual Gods had descended and punished Konoha…

They were currently having the shrines constructed in place of the Hokage Mountain as a show of their apology.

The Fire Daimyo himself wanted to inaugurate the shrine in a festival while the monks from the Fire Temple had been called to offer prayers there.

Hiashi and the Hyuga Clan were in charge of this entire operation and he had sent his assistant, Haru Hyuga with his daughter Hinata to check the location before the construction could begin.

As the meeting finished, he stepped out of the room and saw his daughter who had returned, carrying… a bunny.

Sigh… Hinata… he was always worried about what she might face if she continued to be so kind.

Perhaps, his new position could allow him to somehow change the age-old traditions of his clan.

After all, if an Uchiha could become the Hokage… there was no way the Hyuga couldn't change.

- Omake (Alternate End)(Crack) -

"Sensei, there is no way normal ninjas can stand up to them. We need to do something."

Hiruzen looked at the girl floating in the sky who was giving off a pressure far surpassing that of the dragon above and decided that he needed to do something.

At that point, he could only think of one jutsu which had any chance to stop them.

So taking one last breath he prepared himself.

He had committed many mistakes and now was his chance to correct them so he didn't hesitate. He made the hand seals for the jutsu.

"When the tree leaves dance, one shall find flames. The fire's shadow will illuminate the village, and once again, tree leaves shall bud anew."

"Sensei, no!" He heard Jiraiya's shout. He must have figured out what he was about to do but Hiruzen didn't waver.

Suddenly he felt a chill run down his back as the jutsu took effect.

He rushed the girl who merely looked at him without making any moves.

"Shiki Fuin!"

A translucent figure appeared in front of him. It was a gaunt spectre with a demonic visage. It was much larger than an average human, possessing long, shaggy, white hair, from which two red horns protruded, as well as purple-hued skin. It was draped in a large white kimono and carried a set of prayer beads and a sword in his hand.

Hiruzen concentrated on the person he wanted to seal and the figure moved but rather than attacking the girl… it sheathed back his sword and then looked back.

A severe chill ran down Hiruzen's spine when he was started by the blank dark eyes of the figure.

Then it spoke…

What!

It spoke…

"You want to seal her?"

The words sent shivers down Hiruzen's very soul but he nodded nonetheless.

…

The Shinigami and the girl both stared at him for a while and Hiruzen's mind and heart were running over their capacity… when the Shinigami opened his mouth again.

"You nuts, bruh…"

"Huh?"

With that the Shinigami disappeared again.

Hiruzen on the other hand looked at the girl and the next second, he was embedded into the ground… an arm and leg mangled beyond recognition…

But beyond the pain, only one thought ran in his mind.

What just happened?

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Author's Note:

I am finally back with another chapter of 'Isekai Restaurant'.

Some people had asked me to show what happened in Konoha after that… war? So here's an interlude chapter.

The lewds were a bonus.

So, Fugaku Uchiha got some sense. Who said changing personality due to Sharingan can only be for the worse.

The Fire Daimyo and the monks on the other hand… they be cooking

The Great Toad Sage is flipping out. Then again, that's what you get for trying to see the fate of someone who is not bound by fate and can even cut Fate.

Poor Jiraiya's 'Search for the Child of Prophecy' was cancelled.

As for the child of prophecy, Nagato went crazy… well, more crazy than he already was.

The other villages are all shivering in their boots after seeing the moon being crumpled like a paper ball.

Oh and Lucoa's DIY fix released someone else… How would this change the story?

I couldn't show everything in this chapter alone and will show them later in the future chapters maybe.

Enjoy the next chapter.

Good Day, Peace Out.