ideas for books

I think lots of us here in webnovel would like to isekai after our deaths, but i cought myself asking where exactly i would like to reincarnate at. One thing that i noticed mainly is that i want a nice eternity, so even if i get a good second life it will still mean nothing if the retirement known as afterlife in that world is bad, but still after reviewing some options even just a good second life is hard to get!

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Bleach? I would not like to risk my soul getting eaten, tank you very much!

Harry Potter? Same deal with bleach with the dementors

Soul eater? Again, no thanks, i want my soul uneaten

One piece? Never seen it, but from what i have heard, the nobles can legaly do whatever they want and you have no right to retaliate or even defend yourself, and the biggest trouble is not even the world's government main priority beeing enforcing that(even if it is true), but the main problem are the omnipotent dragons who want things to be that way

Dragon ball? I also never seen it but i hear populated planets go "boom" every other thusday, when it is not an entire universe

Naruto? Risking getting a "reaper death seal" means i would have to stay eternaly in the shinigami's stomack, even if i do get a peacefull death i can still be enslaved by the "impure world reincarnation". Sure, i could remain a weak civilian so i am not targeted by those things, but that would put me at the mercy of every bandit and ninja out there, not to mention the risk of a butterfly effect due to my sheer existence making the heros lose would translate to a nasty global bad ending there. I also have not seen boruto, but from what i hear, if my rob decides boruto is canon, i'd be in danger of the gods known as the outsusukis draining the world's inhabitants out of their life force, and even if i don't worry about those distant treats, there is still the major danger of ending in a vivisection table if i am discovered to not be a native

Ben 10? Full of timeline changes as the series progress, the explanation we are given was that sapien celestials alter reality every now and then, that when the frequent time travels don't do it, diagon is also not a pleasent thing to have to deal with, also soul afecting stuff is definitly a thing given when gwen and ben swaped bodys and when charmcaster sacrificed the souls of every living beeing in an entire dimension(including ben, gwen and kevin), but even if it is not soul deep: ghostfreak can posses people, dnalins enslave people's brains and bodies en mass, corrodium turns people into rampaging monsters from just close proximity

Generator rex? every living beeing there can spontaniously become a mindless rampaging monster at any time, and other then that it is just the same as our world, so may as well not go to a new world at all. There also was little time travel in the show but it was there nonthenless and i REALY don't envy van kleiss for his trip into the past

Konosuba? I don't know if aqua was lieing or not about heaven but just sunbathing and chatting for all eternity seems like a disquised hell to me, that means that after i lived in the universe for a lifetime i would have to choose the "memory wipe reincarnation" that always felt to me as the same as erasing your soul from existence, also experience points used to level up are canonicaly little fragments of the soul of the beeing you kiled and i realy don't want to lose chunks out of my soul thenk you very much

Supernatural? Given how heaven work in this universe, it may seem a nice retirement plan for after the adventuring life, but good luck getting there because if a demon decides they realy don't like you they can drag your soul to hell even if you do deserve heaven, makes me wonder why they bother with making deals to get people there in the first place... also there are soul eating/destroying entitys there, and again, no thanks

Dxd? You can end up enslaved by a devil and turned into one of them and that will get you erased from existence once you die, also if you don't obey your master you get either executed or turned into a mindless abomination and then hunted down and killed, even if you want to become a devil and avoid getting killed for the rest of your life your lifespan will still run out after 10 000 years, and even if that looks like a lot it is still borderline nothing next to eternity

Danmachi? Again no good retirement as souls get wiped clean of memories ego and etc when they die, but even life in the living world would be hellish as the world is incredibly corrupt with a good chunk of existing gods actively trying to be evil and inflict as much pain/misery/suffering as possible upon the world and it's inhabitants