I Became the Head of Returners Gallery

Ding—
As soon as I posted, comments started flooding in.
I guess they want to know to whom the former manager abandoned the gallery.

[★Title: I’m the Manager.]
[Author: GoldSpoonHikikomori(Manager/???→Earth-999)]
(Comments)
-Like this because the former manager sucks
-??? The Returnee Gallery manager isn’t a returnee?
└Probably a mentally ill returnee who doesn’t know they’re a returnee
└Author(Manager): I’m really not a returnee
└Without proof, what is it? A hoax~
-Baby goddess, right?
└(Pedophile treatment gun con)
-What’s your gender?
-So are you a current high school girl hunter?
-Wtf why did you delete the outer space god adult image
└That was an adult image? Not a tactical nuke?
└Adult images of any genre get deleted and banned
└That’s not in the rules, let’s have a drink~
└There are minors here, you crazy bastard
└Is a 100-year-old 120cm elf an adult or a minor?
└Since when was the Returnee Gallery a place to discuss such things
[★Title: Like this if you think the current manager is lying]
[Author: WorldTreeGrandSage(Earth-001→Fantasia-001)]
[Content: I’m a 2,000-year-old elf returnee,, after looking with sage eyes,, the manager was a Hawawa Academy first-year female student ho ho,,,
This manager is,, just a liar who spouts lies whenever they open their mouth~]
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-Bullshit, the manager is a big-breasted dark elf
-Manager: What nonsense is this
-Honestly, it doesn’t make sense that a non-returnee became the Returnee Gallery manager lol
-Shut your mouth, I’ll set fire to the World Tree, you hag
[Title: Forget the manager, I just want a smartphone damn it]
[Author: GiveMeSmartphone(Earth-129→Fantasia-001)]
[Content: I returned to what Earth people commonly call a fantasy world
Damn I’m a smartphone addict and the battery finally died goddamn it
I’m going to die at this rate]
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-No electricity there? Can’t charge with magic power?
└Author: Magic power isn’t omnipotent, teacher
-Lol I just upgraded from a crappy phone to Apple Phone 16 yesterday, good luck
└Author: Die, S-class

After seeing the post about not having a smartphone, I unconsciously noticed a charged power bank rolling around.
“It would be nice if I could send this to them.”
I grabbed the power bank and accessed the shop.
[Gallery Shop]
[Recommended product for Manager!]
[Multi-dimensional Post Office Delivery Service One-time Ticket]
[Price: 10 points]
As if the gallery shop could read my mind, it immediately recommended a product.
Well, I appreciate that.
Flutter—
When I pressed the purchase button, a ticket floated down gently onto my desk.
[Instructions: Write the recipient’s fixed nickname or IP, write the item name, then tear the ticket]
“The recipient’s name was… ‘GiveMeSmartphone’. The item is a power bank.”
Rip!
After writing the fixed nickname and item name, I tore the ticket, and the power bank disappeared with a flash of light.
“…Is that it?”
A moment later.
Ding—
[You have helped a returnee in difficulty.]
[The returnee’s distress level is 1.]
[1000 points have been credited.]
What? Having no smartphone is only level 1?
Even having your phone confiscated until the end of class makes you go crazy wanting to use it, but completely losing access to smartphones after returning is only level 1?
By the way, I can earn points by helping gallery users.
So there are other ways to earn points besides gallery management.
“If 1000 points for distress level 1… does that mean I can earn more points by solving bigger problems?”

[★Title: Manager, I’ll serve you as my brother for life, loyalty loyalty^^]
[Author: GiveMeSmartphone(Earth-129→Fantasia-001)]
[Content: (Picture of 100% charged smartphone)
This dragon heir kneels before you. Long live the Manager!]
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-Wh-what? The manager helped them use a smartphone?
[Title: I withdraw my support for the manager from today]
[Author: ArmyReturn(Earth-009→Murim-003)]
[Content:
Breaking free from the relationship of support
The manager and I become one body
Any attack on the manager
Will be considered an attack on me
If there are 7 billion manager supporters in the world, I will be one of them.
If there are 100 million manager supporters in the world, I will still be one of them.
If there are 10 million manager supporters in the world, I will continue to be one of them.
If there are 100 manager supporters in the world, I will still be one of them.
If there is only one manager supporter in the world, that person is me.
If there isn’t a single manager supporter in the world, only then will I no longer exist in this world.
So can I just get a spare phone.. those damn demonic cult bastards completely smashed mine..]
-Manager: Of course, brat.
-Seems like a righteous path hypocrite can’t live without a phone for even a day. Poor child. This one lives well without such things.
└Author: Yeah right, demonic cult spy
-If you’re from the Army Sect.. are you perhaps baldy? Grow, hair, grow
└Author: Die

Rip!
Just like before, I bought a [Multi-dimensional Post Office Delivery Service One-time Ticket] and sent a 100% charged spare phone.
Ding—
[You have helped a returnee in difficulty.]
[The returnee’s distress level is 2.]
[2000 points have been credited.]
What’s this?
This time it’s level 2 because the smartphone was destroyed due to an attack from the demonic cult, that is, from others?
[Gallery level increased! lv.1→lv.2]
[Additional permissions granted.]
[Manager permission to open an auction has been added.]
[Current auction fee is 1 percent.]
‘3000 points for solving two problems. Reaching level 999 might be surprisingly easy?’
It was obvious that if I bought phones or power banks from the shop and sold them at the auction, I would get a ton of points.
Since not having a smartphone is considered a distress situation, I would collect distress resolution points, auction price, and fees.
I searched through my entire house and found spare phones and power banks that weren’t being used.
I planned to use as few gallery points as possible since I needed to reach level 999 as quickly as possible to transfer the manager position to someone else.
Of course, I still had my parents’ assets even if I didn’t use points.
This is why being a rich unemployed orphan is nice.
[Do you want to open an auction?]
[Yes]
I set the minimum auction price at 50 points for a spare phone and 30 points for a power bank.
Since auction prices tend to increase anyway, and the distress points I’d get from helping these people would be higher.
Ding—
[10 spare phones and 20 power banks have all been sold.]
Already?

[★Title: Surviving as a Homeless Person After Returning Day 767]
[Author: HeavenlyDemonReturnsAllDemonsKneeling(Murim-993→Earth-999)]
[Content: (100% charged mobile phone)
Children, this one has arrived.
I originally planned to introduce methods to avoid capture by the police and Hunter Association…
But since the manager has filled the auction with phones, I shall pass on efficient phone usage methods.
Consider the charging method only when you have 10,000 won.
First, buy a 5,000 won charger from Daiso, then buy a 1,900 won Americano and camp out at the cafe.
But many of you children will have no money, so try going to Yongsan Station if you’re in Korea. Bus terminals are also good.
And after charging, install a map application. Beaver apps are good, but Gooble Maps is more efficient.
Smartphones aren’t great but contain much information. And turn on WiFi when riding a bus. It’s good to capture as much information as possible while going to the last stop.
If you don’t even have transportation fare, go to a bus stop or station. In winter, the seats are warm and good for sitting.]
-So you were the one who bought the phone the manager put up for 10,000 points, you demon!
└Author: The world is survival of the fittest, you hypocritical nun. What’s wrong with those with more points monopolizing goods?
-Why go to bus stops or stations, you beggar lolol My house has great 5G WiFi lol
└Where do you live, you bastard
└Will you come if I tell you?
└Author: Life is full of unexpected turns.. you too will see blood someday
└Not scared, grandma lol
-How much did you pay for the spare phone?
└Author: Read the comments above properly. 10,000 points for the spare phone, 8,000 points for the power bank.
[Title: The manager is god! The manager is god! The manager is god!]
[Author: HigiReunion300YearsIn(Earth-006→Fantasia-001)]
[Content: Accessed Blue Archive after 300 years of returning.. Is the finale story real? Damn, I can’t help but praise him..
But Higiri still can’t speak lol]
-What’s Blue Archive, you weeb
└Author: BlueArchiveisayouthfulswordRPGmadebyKoreantopcompanyDocsonwheretheplayer becomesateacherandhelpstroubledstudentsinthecity oflearningLumbini..
└Shut up, weeb
└Author: Yes
-How much did you buy the power bank for?
└1000 points
└Damn the price jumped forty times lol
-The price went up because of that demon! Oh the calamity! The Hunter Association should catch that demon..
└You bald nun, you talk too much. Just shut up.
└You demon bastard!!!
-How did you turn on WiFi?
└Somehow made WiFi with magic engineering, damn it, but charging just wouldn’t work no matter what lol