Honkai: Man(Sludge) From Future

"Tell me! Did you secretly modify my body again?! Like when you turned me into Mei!"

Kiana returned and immediately started settling accounts with Noldrei.

There weren't many original components left on her body. These eyes were the first ones she had generated herself, and now those beautiful blue eyes had turned into two giant incandescent lights.

How was she supposed to go out and meet people like this?

When she went out, the other person would be shocked and ask, "Yo, what's this new thing? Wearing strong light contact lenses? I've never seen anything like it before, is that a 'Evil King's True Eye'?"

Noldrei hadn't touched her body. Even if there had been a few times when she had changed shape, Kiana should have remembered how to transform into Raiden Mei.

In this situation, there was no need to do any program guidance work.

"Sit down first, let me take a look... Do you want blue, red, yellow, or a colorful black?"

"Don't give me any of that nonsense! Quickly change me back! I don't even dare to transform into my original form!"

Kiana felt embarrassed even going out now.

"Just a friendly reminder, our original forms are both like that. This is just a so-called mimicry. You should have some confidence in your future-person body."

Noldrei took the opportunity when she wasn't paying attention to pluck out her eyes. Kiana was immediately startled.

"What are you doing! You scared me, I thought you were going to do something!"

She complained.

"Aww-oh—!"

Just then, a little dragon suddenly ran over and bit Noldrei's wrist. Unfortunately, Siegfried Spike didn't have any attack power.

"Yo, where did this little dragon pet come from? It's still foolishly biting you?"

One eye, connected to the optic nerve, was still in Noldrei's hand for observation.

Kiana used her two free hands to pick up Spike and hug him in her arms, rubbing his head hard.

It was a good thing that ordinary people couldn't see this scene, or they would have been a little frightened.

"Hmm, it's a bit fluffy, and you even softened the dragon horns. That's great, what kind of puppy did you use... wait..."

"How can there be a dragon?"

She fell into deep thought, completely unaware of what had happened after she left.

Noldrei watched as the optic nerve connected to the 'searchlight' was also glowing little by little. He sensed the fluctuation of Honkai energy from it.

After all that, it was just Honkai energy acting as a flashlight through the pupils. It wasn't a big deal.

He immediately lost interest in researching it and put the eyes back into Kiana, saying, "Try to restrain the Honkai energy in your body."

"Ah, okay..."

Kiana quickly restrained the Honkai energy in her body, and the strange searchlights were also turned off.

"As expected, it wasn't affected by the three primary colors or the three base colors? What a strange Honkai energy."

'Are you guys only concerned about this?'

Bronya thought she would overhear something shocking, but she really didn't expect that the two of them were only concerned about the 'searchlight' being turned on and off.

"Oh, oh, oh! So cool! Eyes can even do this?!"

Kiana seemed to have found something fun, constantly gathering Honkai energy in her eyes to turn them on and off, making everyone else seem like they were as dumb as her.

"Aww—! Aww-woo—!"

'Kiana, it's me! Your old man, your father, your dad!!'

'Why can't I speak or write?!'

'It's just a different body, what's going on?!'

Siegfried howled.

Noldrei didn't know what a real dragon sounded like, so he just used a husky's bark to fool him.

He struggled and jumped around.

Kiana tried to stabilize him several times, but it didn't work.

She complained, "Who turned this dragon into this? Why is it so naughty? Should we beat it up? The three prisoners were much more obedient."

"Speaking of that..."

Noldrei seemed to have thought of something and took out two pistols from a cabinet.

It was the Judgement of Shamash.

"Holy crap, my dad's weapon?!"

Kiana had seen this before. She asked in surprise, "When did it get to you... wait... this dragon?"

Her mouth twitched, her eyes widened, and her hands trembled, whether from shock or surprise.

"This is... this is... my dad?!"

Kiana felt strange. The person she had been playing with for so long wasn't a new beauty who had walked into a trap, but her rough old man, Siegfried.

"Yes, how is it? Are you happy? But he's going to die of old age in a few decades, hahahahaha!"

Noldrei was already thinking about what kind of expression Kiana would have at that time.

'Are you guys interacting so directly?! Is it really okay to drop all the goodwill like that? You'd definitely get beaten up if you played a game like this!'

Bronya had never seen such a crazy person. She really hadn't thought that a reunion that was supposed to be somewhat beautiful would become so... uninteresting under Noldrei's words.

Kiana's vision suddenly went black.

This time, it wasn't that she had a problem, but that her brain really couldn't keep up with Noldrei's words.

This bastard actually wanted to see what kind of expression she would have at that time.

"You turned him into a dragon?! How am I supposed to know how long he'll live? Change him back! Restore him to his original form! I've wanted to say this for a long time, when are you going to change your willful personality?! Are all future people like this?"

She tried to grab Noldrei's neck, but who would have thought that his neck was impossible to grab, as slippery as ice.

His head flew off his body, twisting into a strange arc in the air.

"I've told you, the things that future people play with are actually tools to rule you in this era. Like modern bows and crossbows, they can be made easily, but they're deadly weapons in ancient times."

"I've always mentioned similar situations to you, but you just don't take it to heart."

"It's very simple to change your father back. You just need to master your own body's abilities. It's nothing more than completely modifying a person's body at the genetic level while retaining their own memories."

"Your memory should have improved significantly, and you can also mix your brain into your body. Why keep your hands and feet tied?"

Noldrei thought that Kiana's refusal to abandon her brain was a mistake. He had only left her brain at the beginning to give her some time to adapt.

He didn't expect that she would keep her brain until now.

'They're discussing whether or not to have a brain?!'

Bronya pointed at the room with her hooves, then shook her head, indicating that she didn't understand what they were talking about at all.

Raiden Mei and Cocolia had huge question marks over their heads.

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I'm in the mood to translate Otto/Kallen fanfics. I'm already feeling dizzy translating four fanfics, each with at least three chapters, but I still want to continue because I enjoy it. However, this time I will limit myself to translating one chapter per day to preserve my brain cells' health(for this new fanfic).

I've read over 300 Honkai fanfics and found some Otto fic, including some 18+ (harem + smut) stories, as well as Otto x Kallen. The rest of them are harder to explain.

Some are still ongoing, some are finished, and some have been deleted (I had to dive into the Mariana Trench to find them).

Please vote for two stories to translate:

Ok Otto-sama i have everything in my dream!

Summary: Honkai x Fate, protagonist Fujimaru Ritsuka (Gudako), this weird.

Otto Power Up

Summary: Yes, as the title says, Otto if he's more 'cheat', Otto x Kallen x Yae Sakura.

Evil Kallen wanna be pope!

Summary: If the one who died was Otto and the one who became the villain was Kallen (deleted and incomplete but I can rewrite it).

Honkai Impact Simulator, Starting from the Strategy of Otto

Summary: Classic, the protagonist reincarnated as a man's wife in Honkai, Kevin vs Otto vs Siegfried vs Kalpas(?).

Bad woman, join the hunt.

Summary: Simulator, became bad woman, bad as Kallen, making everyone who loves her go crazy.

There are many more, such as Become Otto's Son, Become Otto's Son (2), Become Otto's Son (3), Become Otto's Daughter, Become Otto's Daughter (2), Little Otto Goes to the Future (18+), and many variations of "Replace Otto" fics.

I also found this one, which isn't an Otto fic, but I like it:

In the chat group, swap bodies with Alicia at the beginning?

Summary: "Sometimes It Takes A Real Man To Become Best Girl." Elysia^10, Kiana^10, Bronya^10, Furina^10... Firefly^10.

There are so many quality fics that I want to translate(20+), but my energy is limited. Please choose two from the list above. I will post at least one chapter per day, and if I have more time, I'll post more.

I accept payment in likes, comments, and reviews (or money as well, if any Dragon King wishes to donate to me, and i will translate all fic i know even those buried in earth core including Raw VIP Ciweimao that need OCR)