Beautiful Natural Disasters

Vol 2 Chapter 17: I, God, help me pay for getting off the bus

At the airport, the car stopped and watched the old man get out of the car, feeling unspeakable, as if his relatives were about to leave.

“Bruce, thank you, you are a kind boy, you deserve a reward, wait a minute, I will ask my person to give you the prize.”

The old man raised his eyes, and after a while, a supercar stopped next to him. He stepped out of the car and walked out of the car. A handsome young man with flying hair but dark eye circles, he looked like an inhumane guy.

“Michael, give me the money.”

“Okay, check or cash?”

“cash.”

The shiningly golden local tyrant ran back to his car, and when he came back he carried a bundle of green banknotes, “Hey, there is only so much left in the car. I lost it last night.”

“Abu, I wish you a smooth journey back home, goodbye!”

Bruce looked stupidly all the way, until the two of them walked away, and the local tyrant’s car was gone, and then he stared at the pile of hundred-yuan bills in his arms.

“哧哧哧!”

The tires watched the ground and rolled up a burst of light smoke. This second-hand pickup rushed out. Although there are not many people in the small airport, the green is exposed to an unstoppable light. If he wants to live, he has to leave here quickly!

“Really! I’m willing to come here to give you money without any money! Why are you giving me so much money! Why!?”

On the way home, he saw no one before and after, and finally stopped.

picked up the stack of banknotes that had just fallen on the floor of the car. This pile of green things was so eye-catching. He quickly pulled out the debris from the glove box in the car, stuffed the money inside and closed it.

Hundreds of thousands…

Hundreds of thousands!

“Fuck!”

The money is enough for him to move, but between moving and Shinichiren can make the three little guys live better, he finally chose the latter.

“A few hundred yuan of sound insulation sponge can solve my problem, dad…thank you!”

The car restarted, and the monotonous scenery along the way seemed to become vivid.

When he returned to town, the first thing he did was he bought a cross and hung it on his body.

***

Dog Marvel, are there so few planes flying to Washington?

If you don’t want to attract attention, believe it or not I chartered the flight?

I don’t forgive the old man who buried me once.

have to wait three hours!

Fuck, I knew who I was there for a few hours before I came out.

Then who…

Then who?

“Hush!”

That flight attendant is so beautiful and has a beautiful face. Where did he fly? Should I follow?

White my eyes? Hey

Come, smile dad brighter!

Fuck! Mouthful of false teeth! Negative Ratings!

“Boy, your glasses are so cool, where did you buy them?”

“Don’t pretend to be cool and don’t answer me, I have a candy here to change glasses with you, but it’s delicious, do you want it?”

“good.”

“You can eat it and see if it is sweet or not, don’t say I lie to you.”

“Well, it’s delicious, I like it very much, you didn’t lie to me.”

“Trust me, by looking at the hair on your head, you know that you are a person who is good at thinking. You usually eat more sugar, which has a great effect on your hair. I also think often, which is very brain-intensive, so I must carry it with me. Lots of sweets. Don’t look at my head, I don’t have hair because I don’t want to wash it.”

“good.”

“Do you know how to get to Washington faster?”

“I can only take a plane, no way.”

“But this plane has to wait a long time before flying once.”

“Charge a flight if you have money, faster.”

“No money.”

“This airport has military aircraft, maybe you can take a ride or something, but it’s okay, it’s very difficult.”

“Wow, boy, there is no reason why your brain shines, it’s really not covered, it’s a disaster!”

“Hey-hey.”

“Where can I find such a relationship? Where do I go in?”

“For example, if you are a senior figure or relative in a certain military, then you can go to the military entrance next door to find a relationship and take a flight.”

“Thank you very much, I have to go to WDC in a hurry, I will go first, thank you, boy, give you another candy.”

Look, I don’t need to modify people’s minds, I can get the news I want, just a little bit more friendly.

“Stop! Military areas, no entry!”

Two soldiers stopped me, so unfriendly?

“Sorry, no! Get out of here!”

They actually pulled guns?

Fuck!

hurry up!

“Hello, sir!”

Dog Marvel, just take a chance, it will force me to make a big move.

Since all the big moves have been put in place, I have to design everything rationally.

scanned through their minds and found that the name of the gangster organization of S.H.I.E.L.D. is actually very useful?

The evil black forces have encroached on the military. Is this country M a gangster country?

Maybe the Hydra people are not bad, really, their ideals were distorted by the Allies, and later they joined the desire of careerists, causing everyone to shout and beat them.

Well, this is a secret flight of S.H.I.E.L.D.E.L.D.. My important person, codenamed Dad, wants to fly to WDC. Don’t ask if you don’t understand, don’t think about it, just delete all the videos.

This process is really boring and tight, it’s not as fun as when I came from Lao Wang Town just now.

These soldiers are not cute at all, I really want you to run.

Statue of Liberty.

Um?

Why do you think of Ben Ben and naturally think of the Statue of Liberty?

I must have forgotten something interesting happened. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

The plane is refueled and ready to go.

My tag is still there, um, I am from Taoyuan Town, I still know this very well.

I really don’t want to hang this brand, it makes me look like an elderly mentally retarded.

Hey, there are many missiles on this plane, why are they used?

Fuck, the plane that I took is carrying missiles? How unsafe!

Call people to come and let me take them off!

Is it so difficult to dismantle a bomb?

I have been busy for more than half an hour, did I just take off for civil aviation?

But finally it was all removed. The farther away the cannonball is, the better. I don’t understand what’s going on with human beings. I like to put myself on the cannonball and sit down. , Just thinking about it.

Take off, I’m in a hurry.

I want to say that this two-person plane is really good, with a wide and bright view, no wonder the rich people like to buy less seats. This plane must be reserved for the rich. It is a bit uncomfortable to wear a helmet and mask, bad review.

This pilot guy is still good, knowing that I am an old man, the takeoff is very stable, I am very satisfied, praise 666.

The white clouds are just outside the glass, and the water stains fly back against the glass, pulling out thin lines, which also seem to be full of poetry.

I want to recite a poem, but after more than ten minutes, the plane has entered the stratosphere, and it hasn’t been able to come out yet.

is a little bit urinary instead! People urinate a lot, alas…

That’s all, the article is finished today, and I can’t grasp it with my hands. I will chant when I go back, and solve the problem before my eyes.

“Young man, can you stop by the side, I’m like a toilet.”