Am I a person of interest as a newbie in the second dimension?

After a while of shouting.

Then I heard a "click."

In the dojo, a closed sliding door was opened from inside.

"Asshole, you guys are so noisy. It's really not right for you to hold a barbecue party in the dojo..." A man wearing a bathrobe and holding a cigarette came out of the back room, stroking his hair.

"Hey, isn't this damn Mr. Hijikata?" Facing the visitor, Sougo Doma quickly raised his hand to signal.

Earthwork: "((‵□′)) # "

"It's Sougo. Why, are you willing to come back?"

"No, I don't want to at all! It's just that you found my address and you begged me, saying you missed me and so on. I had no choice but to come back and have a look..."

Everyone in Kondo Dojo shouted in unison: "..."

Why do I feel so hurt inside.

Hijikata: " # ^_^!"

When did he plead desperately?

"Besides, if a guy like you comes to your door suddenly, just don't talk to other people's Yiduo, right?"

Earthwork:###^_^

By the way, how did he get into trouble with Sougo?

By the way, it seems to be that time when Xiaomi came to visit the dojo.

Hijikata still vaguely remembered that before that time, Sougo had not targeted him like this, but he had a rather bad personality.

But since that time...

After that little figure appeared in Kondo Dojo, Xiaomi, who came to visit, asked a question.

"Mr. Hijikata, please, may I ask, Onii-chan is in the dojo, how is your performance in the dojo?"

Hijikata Jushiro's mouth twitched when he heard the question at that time, and he realized that he spent three days netting and two days drying fish. He didn't know whether to say it was good or bad, or bad. He realized that his talent was amazing, and he often He was the first guy to learn new tricks, so he said okay, but Sougo was too lazy at that time.

But - when facing Xiaomi's big watery eyes, Hijikata Jushiro still softened his heart.

then.

He stepped forward and prepared to kill him with a slap on the head, and said: "Your Onii-chan, he is an amazing man..."

However, I just touched my hair.

Hijikata Jushiro heard a running sound of "ta, da, da!"

Before he finished speaking, he felt a strong force coming from beside him.

With this strong force, Tufang fell into the pool perfectly.

"boom!"

When he got up from the pool, he saw Sougo following Xiaomi.

"Xiao Mi, let me tell you, girls can't let others rub their hair casually. What if they are infected with some strange bacteria and become bald?" Sougo Toma has been a mess since he was a child.

"Hey, yes, yes, will you become bald? Don't become bald, Xiao Mi!" Xiao Mi also dared to believe anything.

Hijikata Jushiro, who was completely drowned: "..."

Hey, even though I know you have a bad personality, is it really okay to arrange this in front of him?

"Don't worry, Xiaomi. Just now, Onii-chan has kicked away the earthworms for you, so you won't be bald for the time being. Plus, Onii-chan has disinfected you with his holy hands, so there is no problem at all! "Tsuchima Sougo took the opportunity to touch Xiao Bian's head and said.

Hijikata Jushiro: " # ^_^"

So, what the hell is earthworm? His own bacteria? Or is he a bacterium himself?

"Onii-chan is so powerful, she can even kick away earthworms." Mi Toma was still very innocent.

Hijikata Jushiro: " # ^_^"

That's enough. You just called him Hijikata-san. Sougo just said a few words and you really thought he was Hijikata Bacteria?

Ahem.

Fortunately, he is not one to meet little girls.

However, Hijikata Jushiro turned his attention to Tsuchima Sougo: "Tsuchima Sougo, sneak attack without authorization is a violation of the sect rules."

Sougo Toma turned back with a smile: "Chop it off!"

The angry Hijikata Jushiro was confused by Sougo Tsuchima's words.

"Which hand was about to touch Xiaomi just now? Chop it off!" He still had a smile on his face.

Hijikata Jushiro shuddered. Unlike before, he found that this time Sougo was serious.

only.

He's not an easy guy to get along with either.

He casually picked up a bunch of dead branches from the ground: "Sougo, do you want to learn my swordsmanship?"

"Swordsmanship? Then let's learn from it." Sougo Tsuchima also picked up a dead branch from the ground and turned around.

"Xiao Mi, watch how Onii-chan defeated the earthworm."

"Onii-chan, come on! Come on, come on!" Tianzhen, who had been deceived too much.

Looking at Mi Toma who was cheering crazily, Hijikata Jushiro said: " # ^_^"

Who did he provoke?

Mentally complaining, the two of them took up their positions at the same time.

"Sougo, although you are a genius, your time to practice kendo is too short..." At the beginning, he was ready to use words to shake Sougo Toma's confidence.

However.

Sougo Toma is no ordinary genius.

He rushed over and quickly stabbed with the dead wood: "Ancient Swordsmanship - Hijikata Death Style 1"

Hijikata Jushiro waved the dead wood to block.

Simultaneous psychology: "(ノBenefit)ノ彡┻━┻"

Returning the ancient swordsmanship - which ancient swordsmanship would want him to die so much?

However, he also saw Sougo Doma's serious attitude, and after blocking, he responded with a sword.

"Ancient swordsmanship - Hijikata Death Style, 2 defensive styles."

Earthwork 14 Lang:"……"

MMP, why do you have to endure Sougo's verbal harassment while fighting? But let him yell like Sougo, sorry, he can't lose his face.

"Hijikata go to hell..."

"The earth flows to the sky..."

"Hijikata's death without burial..."

…

Although Sougo Tsuchima is a monster, he is still young after all. Moreover, Jushiro Hijikata is also an out-and-out fighting genius. He can always make the enemy pay the heaviest price at the smallest cost.

As the two of them continued to fight, they also attracted a lot of people.

Katsura Tsuchima and Isao Kondo, who came with Xiaomi, also rushed to the scene.

"Zou, Master Kondo, do you want to stop them?" Guiryu Doma asked as he looked at the two people fighting in the field.

Isao Kondo: "..."

Did you just say orangutan? He must have heard wrong!

Hearing the conversation, Tianzhenmi raised his head: "Dad, gorilla..."

Isao Kondo: "..."

Didn’t you even call Master Kondo?

"Ahem, Xiaomi, please don't be rude. This is the master of the dojo, Kondo."

Tsuchima: "The owner of the orangutan hall?"

Kondo Isao received another stab and thought to himself: "They are indeed two brothers and sisters. Sougo seemed to have said the same thing when they first met."

While thinking this, Kondo said: "Mr. Doma, there is no need to stop them. Men's friendship sprouts from constant competition."

Immediately afterwards, he turned his head to Xiaomi: "Little sister, uncle is not a gorilla. Gorillas can't talk."

"Ugh, but Onii-chan said that the owner of the dojo is a gorilla that has evolved to speak human language. I used to think that Onii-chan was lying to me, but it turns out that Onii-chan really can't lie to me. "Tianzhen tilted his head.

Isao Kondo: "..."

Critical hits, critical hits, constant critical hits, Sougo Toma, how many rumors has this guy made! ! Moreover, why are the rumors really believed after seeing the person in person?